🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Crackhead of the Rednecks said:
This is from some of his older posts on Twitter. I think he was still in Holland at the time. Here are his "cooking skills" in action:
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Making lamb chops look like that should be a crime, it looks like fucking pork cutlet. That pile of dry spaghetti makes my italian ancestors cry out in fury and pain.
GayResearchVlogger said:
I'm not stupid, I'm just an INFJ-A.
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Are you intentionally trying to prove that you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer?
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I like her, too. She's just high on life and Magic Markers!
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Nikki is my favorite because she's crazy enough to put him behind bars to keep him.

The Feline Solution 2 said:
Making lamb chops look like that should be a crime, it looks like fucking pork cutlet. That pile of dry spaghetti makes my italian ancestors cry out in fury and pain.

Are you intentionally trying to prove that you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer?
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I am both smarter and retardeder than I seem.

Just stop.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I got my kid a hoverball. It was hefty enough to make a halfway decent petard, but not much else. It did settle the matter of getting nagged about it, though. Somebody should get Tarl a hoverball on a stick and chain.
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Sam doing a suicide bait. Tarl, dressed as a pirate and drunk, with his hoverball flail banging on it screaming “Sam I’m coming to save you! HOVERBALL HOVERBALL HOVERBALL! HANG ON THERE SAM MY DARLING YOUR DASHING PIRATE IS HERE HOVERBALL HOVERBALL!”

Tarl I got an idea on how to up your views… can I donate my GoPro? You just gotta film it when it inevitably happens again.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Case in fucking point for my last post. @Styxhexenhammer666 isn't there a law against taking advantage of the mentally infirm?
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You are an outdated man with outdated thinking and I'm not gonna kiss your ass over some veteran story.

Tarl has an inferior mental capacity to me.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Tarl has an inferior mental capacity to me.
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Put down the copium, go sit down and think about what you just posted
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AncientPhosphur said:
Congrats on being smarter than a wet brained guy who says he never wants to grow up and believes an owl grants him magical abilities. We’re all proud of you.
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"I'm smarter than Tarl Warwick" has the same level of accomplishment as "I'm stronger than Stephen Hawking"
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
I'm alright. It is never good to brag about finances, but what I can say is that my days of living paycheck to paycheck are finally over.
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Bitch you live on student loans and copium. I hope you know you have to start paying that money back 6 months after you leave school, whether you graduate or not. The only way out of paying dem loans is total disability or death.
deleuzeon said:
All of these people need to be thrown in a drunk tank. Preferably together, and livestreamed.
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A Fairytale In Rutland.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I used to drive a meatwagon and still can't get the scent of blood or the sight of brain porridge out of my head 30 years later, I know what it is to have a gun pointed at me and to hold cold, stiff babies in my arms. Do I have PTSD? Fuck no. That's just life, and I tried and often failed to help out. I think we did our millennial kids a disservice with all the cotton wool and the therapeutic approach to absolutely everything. We made them super fragile. They get PTSD from being picked last in kickball.
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I've been trying to tell these dumb twats that the posters here have deeper, more legitimate traumas than whatever they're currently whining about, and handle it better. But nooo, "Muh bad relationships, nobody has had it worse than meee"
GayResearchVlogger said:
I'll take the magic out of magic missile.
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Thick, ropy bands of magic.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Bitch you live on student loans and copium. I hope you know you have to start paying that money back 6 months after you leave school, whether you graduate or not. The only way out of paying dem loans is total disability or death.

A Fairytale In Rutland.

I've been trying to tell these dumb twats that the posters here have deeper, more legitimate traumas than whatever they're currently whining about, and handle it better. But nooo, "Muh bad relationships, nobody has had it worse than meee"

Thick, ropy bands of magic.
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Hey retard, I have a full-time job.
The check was dispersed at a time I was unemployed, but it took time to reach me.

My financial aid conditions are not like that, and I strongly advise you to only speak about topics you're aware of before looking like a bigger dumbass.

Okay, back to ignoring you.

Little shit.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Hey retard, I have a full-time job.
The check was dispersed at a time I was unemployed, but it took time to reach me.

My financial aid conditions are not like that, and I strongly advise you to only speak about topics you're aware of before looking like a bigger dumbass.

Okay, back to ignoring you.

Little shit.
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Ok welfare queen, can't even afford a hoverball for her kid. Keep collecting dem checks for your future unemployment.
 
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