🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Serterserter said:
I think Styx just banned me for saying his daughter is crying to her mommy for her daddy for Christmas, while he's drinking in the USA. He started seething and saying he's finally banning Kiwi's
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Are you Bobby Bobbinson?

Last week he read his own address on stream because someone superchatted it. If he banned you just for that, it seems things are definitely starting to get to him..
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
The best woman for Tarl is the one willing to add money to his books, and I'm not talking literary works.
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I think this is the best he can hope for.
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
The Vermont prison population is 87% white and 0% pirate. Probably more likely that Tarl is just picked on and bullied during his stint.
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Just because there aren't any niggers down there doesn't mean he wont suffer like in more nog-filled places. Prison is still prison, no chance people who look and act like Tarl will have a chance of having a quite time just getting their bid over with. Kiss that commissary money goodbye, Tarl.
 
I just realized the reason why he fled back to the US is because despite his height it’s not negated by the average Flying Dutchman and he doesn’t want to experience being in a headlock again. Personally I think he made a mistake in the US, he should move to Mexico with Ralph where the average Mexican height will ensure so long as it’s not 3 Mexicans approaching him in a trenchcoat, he can’t possibly get into another headlock
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Note that Sara, with her zero-sum, slum mentality, won't hear of any praise for a summery-complected Aryan Mädchen. Especially since it hinges on a guy who discarded her and whose guts she hates.
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There is a misconception that I want to be Aryan.
I enjoy being a mixed hybrid.

It saves money on future cosmetic procedures.

I was the one who rejected Tarl last.
The truth is that nobody is for Tarl.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
There is a misconception that I want to be Aryan.
I enjoy being a mixed hybrid.

It saves money on future cosmetic procedures.
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Now hang on a minute. You've insisted that your skin is white, but that you tan, so aren't you going to form furrows, too?

And what sane person starts carving her face up rather than acceping the changes that time brings? That usually just makes people look old and bizarre.

GayResearchVlogger said:
I was the one who rejected Tarl last.
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Gee, I guess you can take the W for that. Except you're here.
 
Some_Detective9 said:
Claiming his IQ is 146 (is this before or after his mental decline due to alcohol?) and that he's oh so smart and was bored in elementary school because he was reading at a college-level, which means nothing but whatever
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kek, more damning evidence of him being a mid-wit. Absolutely nobody cares about IQ scores except other mid-wits. Brutal flex with his reading skills too, i feel totally humbled now.

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ElAbominacion said:
It all started when he divorced the best possible girl he could pull
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Is that the one he got the kid with? I dimly remember her as being a cutie, gonna check if there's a pic in OP, could be i am mixing her up.

Okay, the OP is a joke but @AnOminous first post ITT makes up for it :story:
 
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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Now hang on a minute. You've insisted that your skin is white, but that you tan, so aren't you going to form furrows, too?

And what sane person starts carving her face up rather than acceping the changes that time brings? That usually just makes people look old and bizarre.



Gee, I guess you can take the W for that. Except you're here.
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I may get some nips and tucks in a couple decades, why the hell not.
My skin is currently a pale olive complexion, as it is winter and the tech job doesn't have me outside often.

I do get DARK, as depicted in the photos Tarl tried doxxing me with.
Who the hell cares? I am my own standard of beauty, and I wouldn't want to be anybody else.
 
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