🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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SaDoomp said:
Rather difficult to take you on your word when you lie about being drunk, brag about not going to jail and getting booked a day later and the constant flow of exes who have huge grievances against you.
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I quite literally saved his life. He was floating down the river so I had to wade in real quick and fish him out like I was hauling a tuna. The river was extremely swollen after a shit ton of rain and it was dragging him down the river. Said third party was not close enough to physically have gotten to him in time, and he was a bit upriver. The sound of the river prevented me from knowing he had fallen in until he began to drift past me. I was like "holy shit" and lunged to grab him out.

It is a filthy and physically impossible lie that I pushed him in. I was about ten feet downriver. I bonded with this kid, he's hilarious, I would never, ever do that. I wish him and his kin well. They'll be fine. They're all extremely intelligent. They'll do well I think and be an honor to their family.

This whole situation does not make me mad, it makes me sad. Like "Novel you had to read in English class more than once because English teachers are sadistic and love sad novels" sad.
 
SaDoomp said:
This is a Styx's thread, not Samantha or anyone else's
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Styxhexenhammer666 said:
I quite literally saved his life. He was floating down the river so I had to wade in real quick and fish him out like I was hauling a tuna. The river was extremely swollen after a shit ton of rain and it was dragging him down the river. Said third party was not close enough to physically have gotten to him in time, and he was a bit upriver. The sound of the river prevented me from knowing he had fallen in until he began to drift past me. I was like "holy shit" and lunged to grab him out.

It is a filthy and physically impossible lie that I pushed him in. I was about ten feet downriver. I bonded with this kid, he's hilarious, I would never, ever do that. I wish him and his kin well. They'll be fine. They're all extremely intelligent. They'll do well I think and be an honor to their family.

This whole situation does not make me mad, it makes me sad. Like "Novel you had to read in English class more than once because English teachers are sadistic and love sad novels" sad.
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There's a huge part of the story missing. Who was taking care of him? Surely an adult would have to be watching him, preventing him from falling in the river in the first place?
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
Tarl often tries to make himself the savior to situations he's provoked, so I do not believe his story.
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You are a nonsensical twat. You know full well I would never push a kid into a fucking river. This event indeed happened as I have related. You would pretend not to believe me if I said it snowed last night and insist we'd had a heat wave so spare me your feigned concerns.
 
GayResearchVlogger said:
A person who likely has CPTSD, dealing with the hormonal fluctuations postpartum can make a person think/act out of character.
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There's significant controversy among both research and clinical psychologists and psychiatrists regarding whether c-PTSD is distinct enough from BPD to justify categorizing it as a separate disorder. I personally don't think childhood-onset cases meet that bar for being considered a unique mental illness. The presentation of BPD is variable, and every case of DES-NOS (the placeholder used in countries that rely on the DSM, because its authors seem to hold the same opinion I do) that I've ever seen has fit within that range of variability. Usually on the milder end, and with less explosive anger, so the professional who diagnosed them probably didn't want to stick them with a stigmatized label.

You're honestly making pretty much the same accusation as everyone else here. She has symptoms of either BPD or something very similar (which c-PTSD undeniably is, even if it is a valid diagnosis). This actually isn't something I would throw around as an insult. Everyone is making the same accusation, because it is accurate.
 
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Letting small kids play near a swollen river during flooding season and bad weather.

If I took Tarl and all the BPD exes in this thread and blended them down to a slurry, I would still not be able to make one functional parent with them.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You are a nonsensical twat. You know full well I would never push a kid into a fucking river. This event indeed happened as I have related. You would pretend not to believe me if I said it snowed last night and insist we'd had a heat wave so spare me your feigned concerns.
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I feel like you would enjoy a piss snow cone on a hot summer day.
 
SaDoomp said:
There's a huge part of the story missing. Who was taking care of him? Surely an adult would have to be watching him, preventing him from falling in the river in the first place?
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There are three children. I will not use their names. Said third party which I do not dare name for legal reasons was wrangling the youngest, and had her back turned while I watched the middle child. The oldest is able to mind herself; she's hilarious too. It was the middle child which fell in.

Said third party was not being neglectful, to be clear, but was putting, if I remember, a light coat on the youngest, so I was pretty much in charge of making sure the middle child, who is extremely smart and likes nature and things like that, did not get hurt or run off or something.

I saved a life. People who think I am a terrible despicable violent person will never admit this happened. I would need body cam footage or something before anyone will admit to this. I do not ask for some magical award but I certainly never pushed a kid into a river.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You are a nonsensical twat. You know full well I would never push a kid into a fucking river. This event indeed happened as I have related. You would pretend not to believe me if I said it snowed last night and insist we'd had a heat wave so spare me your feigned concerns.
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May I ask why is an ex of 5+ years the one that really seems to drive you to lose your cool, out of all people? Do you still have lingering feelings over her? I noticed you claiming several times you find her attractive
 
SaDoomp said:
Not trying to excuse, just saying if she's seeking a psychiatrist, she already realizes she's not alright, no? Yes, she is responsible for her actions, not denying that, but if she is trying to improve, at least some credit is due imo
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Don't try to do better, do better.

A psychiatrist can only help someone that truly wants to be helped.

Besides that, even if we give her credit for trying, she's not really trying.

Sam is quite content sponging off Tarl for rent money. How is that trying?

She's still in here crying and bellyaching in the thread instead of doing something productive that can improve her situation. How is that trying?

She refuses to take accountability of the actions and decisions she has made that has led her life to being in the state it is in today. Nobody made her go jump on Tarl's dick, she a grown woman despite her attitude, made the conscious decision to engage in a relationship with the guy and he dropped her like yesterday's news. Was it nice? No, but that's life. You assume the risk or you quit playing. Instead of learning her lesson, here she is. And she still wants to fuck Tarl bro.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
There are three children. I will not use their names. Said third party which I do not dare name for legal reasons was wrangling the youngest, and had her back turned while I watched the middle child. The oldest is able to mind herself; she's hilarious too. It was the middle child which fell in.

Said third party was not being neglectful, to be clear, but was putting, if I remember, a light coat on the youngest, so I was pretty much in charge of making sure the middle child, who is extremely smart and likes nature and things like that, did not get hurt or run off or something.

I saved a life. People who think I am a terrible despicable violent person will never admit this happened. I would need body cam footage or something before anyone will admit to this. I do not ask for some magical award but I certainly never pushed a kid into a river.
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You're terrible at this.
This is like when Fatrick made a character called Bonald Flump and swore up and down it wasn't based on Donald 'The Don' Trump.
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Only if it is the piss of a hot woman, sadly yours will not suffice.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
SaDoomp said:
May I ask why is an ex of 5+ years the one that really seems to drive you to lose your cool, out of all people? Do you still have lingering feelings over her? I noticed you claiming several times you find her attractive
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Ten years. She swooped in the second she thought she could twist the knife. I am not the obsessed one.

I am able to admit someone is phenotypically attractive on the outside but I also know firsthand how hideously decrepit her soul and mind are. Never stick your dick in crazy guys, because Sara Lancaster is bonkers.

The sex as I mentioned was not particularly impressive anyway, it wasn't the hot dog's fault, the hallway was just a double wide one.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
There are three children. I will not use their names. Said third party which I do not dare name for legal reasons was wrangling the youngest, and had her back turned while I watched the middle child. The oldest is able to mind herself; she's hilarious too. It was the middle child which fell in.

Said third party was not being neglectful, to be clear, but was putting, if I remember, a light coat on the youngest, so I was pretty much in charge of making sure the middle child, who is extremely smart and likes nature and things like that, did not get hurt or run off or something.

I saved a life. People who think I am a terrible despicable violent person will never admit this happened. I would need body cam footage or something before anyone will admit to this. I do not ask for some magical award but I certainly never pushed a kid into a river.
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The fact that you are always legally bound to not reveal stuff should be some sort of wake up call for you. Is it 3 cases you are involved in? 4?
So 2 kids fell in the river? Also, kinda strange that you keep describing the kids (smart, hilarious) when it's private info, not necessary for the argument. You probably did not try to kill a kid, it's just that the prospect would be not be outlandish given your multitude of interesting predicaments
 
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