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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
"I'm the victim!" she cried, wiping the bitter tears out of her eyes.
" This simp can't even pay my rent on time! How am I supposed to raise another man's kids like this!!!"
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I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
 
Laylithe said:
I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
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With every word you write I see the logic behind throwing a phone at you more and more
 
Laylithe said:
I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
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Yeah, we know. It's not your fault. Nothing ever is. We're all in complete awe of your magnificence, Samantha!
 
Laylithe said:
I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
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Quit blaming Dylan for you cheating on him. Dude must be fucking Saint for putting up with your crazy ass all those years.

Sam "Tarl said if he can't shove his tongue up my asshole he's gonna bash our skulls in with his flail."
Dylan "Whatever, go fuck him then bish. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out."
 
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DominoPetachi said:
But faking orgasms? Muhgawd. KYS if you can’t even manage to make your woman cum.
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I'm not claiming to know what's going on in Warwick's bed (except the stuff the crazies have spilled that may or may not be true - bleargh!). But what I do know is that cluster Bs drop their own sort of love bombs with wild, performative sex ..... before they slap the lid on that particular cookie jar, that is. The men promise picket fences and gold and the women promise the Boom-Boom Room, complete with moves straight out of the fuck movies. It is their primary mode of ensorcelment.
 
Laylithe said:
I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
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You were cheating on him. What was left to protect?
 
Laylithe said:
I wish Dylan would admit that him and I were both threatened with murder by Tarl if I didn't leave him to go be with Tarl, and he did nothing except tell me to go be with him. I wish Dylan would admit what an absolutely unprotective piece of shit husband he was when it came to protecting me and our marriage.

I wish people would tell the fucking truth and stop calling me crazy when I'm not.
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Of all the times you've called the cops on Tarl, this is the one you failed to report to the police. Instead you said "Oh well, Dylan, father of my children, Tarl says he's going to murder us both. Alas, I must leave you forever and impale myself on Tarl's dick again, sucks to be you. Arrivederci, cuck."

This story is absolutely insane in how unbelievable it is. Dylan will 100% never back this ridiculous bullshit excuse for your departure back to Castle Warwick when the simpler reason, that you cheated on him and are therefore a worthless trollop, is available. You also belong in the Loch because you're a swamp hag.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Of all the times you've called the cops on Tarl, this is the one you failed to report to the police. Instead you said "Oh well, Dylan, father of my children, Tarl says he's going to murder us both. Alas, I must leave you forever and impale myself on Tarl's dick again, sucks to be you. Arrivederci, cuck."

This story is absolutely insane in how unbelievable it is. Dylan will 100% never back this ridiculous bullshit excuse for your departure back to Castle Warwick when the simpler reason, that you cheated on him and are therefore a worthless trollop, is available. You also belong in the Loch because you're a swamp hag.
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Dylan is the one who was on the phone with Tarl. Dylan is the one who said Tarl threatened to murder us. Why would I have to call the cops when I WASN'T THE ONE WHO HEARD IT.
 
Laylithe said:
Dylan is the one who was on the phone with Tarl. Dylan is the one who said Tarl threatened to murder us. Why would I have to call the cops when I WASN'T THE ONE WHO HEARD IT.
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Can you prove that? Because you have this habit of making wild accusations. Remember how last week I was Dylan and I was keeping your children from you?
How's the weather on planet Nevermyfault?
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Can you prove that? Because you have this habit of making wild accusations. Remember how last week I was Dylan and I was keeping your children from you?
How's the weather on planet Nevermyfault?
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At this point let's just get Dylan on here, since apparently every single other person that's a part of this shit show already is.
 
Laylithe said:
Dylan is the one who was on the phone with Tarl. Dylan is the one who said Tarl threatened to murder us. Why would I have to call the cops when I WASN'T THE ONE WHO HEARD IT.
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So you expected your ex husband to call the cops on this AND your workplace for breastfeeding???? Do you do anything for yourself??? texting another man is still cheating!!!
 
Laylithe said:
Dylan is the one who was on the phone with Tarl. Dylan is the one who said Tarl threatened to murder us. Why would I have to call the cops when I WASN'T THE ONE WHO HEARD IT.
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I was only kidding when I said incarceration is your love language, but holy christ you really want to destroy Tarl. At the same time you are madly in love with the guy and want him to be your sugar daddy. Do you have any idea how fucking insane this is? What do you hope to get out of all this chaotic drama?
 
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