🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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F95 said:
Honestly Styx had a lot more internet clout when he did the wizard thing as opposed to playing drunken pirate. It's time to go back to your roots, Tarl.

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Faggy wizard, drunk pirate. Different paths to the same destination: Demonstrating using dildos on himself like that other wash up
fuck who's the dude that did the Banana song on youtube and also hates women?
 
neger psykolog said:
What kind of a nigger name is Tarl anyway?
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I thought the same thing when initially interacting with the Donal thread. I feel like there is a strong correlation between having a dumb fuck name and developing into a dumb fuck person. It may just be a result of being raised by absolute creatures who would consider it appropriate to raise a child with a retarded name, handwaving away the unnecessary hardship caused by them having to constantly acknowledge their parents prioritized being special snowflakes with a unique name for their child.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
Rumors of my demise are quite premature. Yours already happened. Possibly why you're here posting about me instead of doing something productive.

I have sympathy for Sam. I have none for you. One of you is at least fucking trying in an unforgiving world.
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You will never be a real warlock. You have no mojo, you worship a gay owl, you can't even make wands. You are a gay pirate in a tricorner hat twisted by booze and buggery into a crude mockery of KingCobraJFS's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Even your gay owl husbando is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your very gay appearance behind closed doors.

Real magic users are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed wizards to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even gay pirates who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a wizard. Your fragile skeletal appearance is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a wizard to try to do some chaos magic, your absolutely pitiful and weak cantrips will repel and disgust him.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your deranged exes will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mundane is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably totally incapable of magic.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
These are the saddest group of gay losers I've ever seen on this site. I cannot believe the nonsense I've quickly read through.
I'm leaving because for some reason it makes me feel like a gay loser to even be around them virtually. I feel icky.
 
GizmoG said:
I thought the same thing when initially interacting with the Donal thread. I feel like there is a strong correlation between having a dumb fuck name and developing into a dumb fuck person. It may just be a result of being raised by absolute creatures who would consider it appropriate to raise a child with a retarded name, handwaving away the unnecessary hardship caused by them having to constantly acknowledge their parents prioritized being special snowflakes with a unique name for their child.
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Yeah read this @Styxhexenhammer666 this guy has a point. You should rename yourself to either "Tard" or "Penultimate" and your fortunes in life would significantly improve!

You should also consider "Neger" as a name, it's what I go by and my profile page is filled with comments from happy Germanic people about it
 
Even people who believe in chaos magick would consider Styx either massively misinformed or, well, I hesitate to use the term "fraud" in this context, but his so-called expertise leaves a lot to be desired.

The funniest thing he's said was when he used the French term "grimoire" to craft theory behind why spells work, his argument being that "it translates to 'grammar,' so that means spells are words spoken with intention," completely ignoring that "grimoire" is a relatively new term for such spellbooks and everyone who wrote "grimoires" would never use that term or any other term meaning "grammar." Solomon's was called his "little key," for instance. He was completely wrong about the most basic facts of his belief system.

Another banger of misinformed occultist LARPing was when he said chaos magick was "like a shotgun blast" indiscriminately spraying negative harmful energies. What a baffling claim! Phil Hine and Peter Carroll are turning in their graves. This is the exact opposite of the principles of chaos magick; when Austin Spare delineated the process for sigil making, the whole goal was to precisely focus your energy for intentional results. It's honestly more like a sniper rifle pinpointing an exact purpose, and not a shotgun.

Chaos magick came from the attempt to make the most results based practices possible. Styx going "oh damn, I don't know, just do anything bad to New Orleans, Stolas!" is quite literally the antithesis of results based chaos magick. There's no clearly defined intent for specific results anywhere, but he brandishes that unpredictability as proof positive it worked. Utter rubbish. How can results based magick produce results when you have no results which you intend to produce?? It's hogwash.

Even his assertion that he was contacted by Stolas, his big claim to occult fame that defines his very occult identity, is itself suspect in the scholarly context of esoterica seeing as several demons have associations with owls, like Lilith, Andras, Moloch, Aamon; you get the idea. Yet he somehow convinced himself he knew as a child, one who hadn't been raised in the ways of witchcraft by his family, had the cognizance of exactly which of these spirits was contacting him?? I'd go so far as to speculate that he doesn't even know the most rudimentary demon conjuration techniques, let alone has a direct connection with a demon lord who is holding a high throne in the deepest pits of Hell for him. This butt pirate couldn't tell an enn from an inn.

I could continue tearing into him, but 99.9% of people reading this don't even believe in any of this shit in the first place. I still feel it warrants noting all of this. The dude is playing with bloody tampons in order to practice magick he doesn't seem to understand, getting no results, coping that an unrelated snow storm was his doing, then getting drunk all alone while arguing with the BPD thots who provided the bloody tampon.
 
Now I accept that Styx is a wizard, he's just not a very powerful one. As everyone knows the farms are full of mighty wizards that when some peddler of cheap magic tricks shows up we all laugh at them. Now I'll admit, I was impressed that he delved into the Tomlinson art of pre-death but it's really not that big of a deal. Beginner magic school shit which is handed out on a silver platter.

Lets be real, we all walk around with way more magic power than Styx has. Even with Stolas fucking him in the butt poor Styx would fall over should any of us used our magic powers to fight back. We also have the universal circle of protection granted by the truly mighty KingCobraJFS that blocks anything he can do. Styx, he goes and talks to Ralph that the forum drained from power through our great corn harvest ritual five years ago, he gains no power from that. He hasn't even figured out that we're a wizard enclave in the first place. Kind of sad really.
 
Justa Grata Honoria said:
Something has definitely contacted him considering his 7 years were up in 2023 and he had considerable success from 2016 to 2023 .
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Success can either be parleyed (arrr! Pirate talk!) into greater success. Or it can go to your head and act like a ticking timebomb.
Nick Rekeita believed in the magic of his charm and wit. Tarl believes in the magic that comes from offering your asshole up to a gay owl demon.
Was being moderately (albeit temporarily) successful on the physical plane really worth eternal damnation? I'll check in on your writhing souls later. I'm adding it to my calendar now: check on faggots in Hell.
 
Styxhexenhammer666 said:
You're here to roast me. Kinda the point of the site.

Keep in mind swords cut both ways,
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Did you dress up as the server admin from the IT Crowd for Halloween?

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