🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styx is back with the smelly ugly foul disgusting gay pirate hat and the gay neck trinkets. from the reflections in the youtube award and his cringe aviators indoors, its clear the room is a disgusting pig sty.

I guess His Ragged Highness, Lord Tarl Warwick, Keeper of the Weeds, Warden of the Broken Fence, Protector of the Moldering Schloss upon Chasanna Drive, First of His Name in the Kingdom of Rutland no longer has access to a chambermaid. Lord Tarl Warwick, Swine Herder of His Own Chambers, Keeper of the Pig Sty Bedchamber, First of His Name, Unattended by Chambermaid or Servant, Dweller of Schloss Chasanna.

His Squalid Unkempt Slovenly Lord Tarl of Rutland, Master of the Schloss Chasanna Without Maid, Warden of the Soiled Sheets, Keeper of the Ever-Growing Laundry Heap, and Defender of the Realm of Pig-Sties, Castellan of Chasanna’s Schloss, Who Rules Alone Without Chambermaid, Whose Room is as the Pen of Hogs, Whose Throne is Built of Dirty Laundry, King of the Untidy Bed, Duke of Dust and Cobwebs, and Heir to the Empty Chambermaid Stool.


About 40 seconds in there is something taking down a mug of some drink. Clear as day in the video in the reflection of the youtube award. Be sure to watch incognito mode and there are no further movements after 50 seconds, so dont bother completing the view.


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Behold! Lord Tarl Warwick of Schloss Chasanna, Ragged Castellan of the Rutlandshire, First of His Name, King of Vermont and the Pig-Sty Chamber, Master of the Mattress of Stains, Keeper of the Unwashed Garb, Warden of the Overflowing Chamber Pot, Breaker of Brooms, Forlorn of the Empty Chambermaid's Stool, Sovereign of the Dust Mites, Duke of Disrepair, Prince of Peeling Wallpaper, Defender of the Moldy Bread, Protector of the Sacred Sock Heap, Slayer of Sobriety and Lord Paramount of the Kingdom of Rutland.
 
I just keep chuckling that the convicted domestic abuser still hangs this up and has visible in his streams. Maybe have a bit of self awareness?

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AncientPhosphur said:
Maybe have a bit of self awareness?
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Considering that this is hanging on the light switch, I can't help but wonder where he puts it when the light is off. The obvious conclusion - to me - is that he intentionally hangs that from the light switch when he records/streams. Once an edgelord, always an edgelord.
 
Garth said:
Considering that this is hanging on the light switch, I can't help but wonder where he puts it when the light is off. The obvious conclusion - to me - is that he intentionally hangs that from the light switch when he records/streams. Once an edgelord, always an edgelord.
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I think he just leaves the light on 24/7 like a retard.
 
Garth said:
Considering that this is hanging on the light switch, I can't help but wonder where he puts it when the light is off. The obvious conclusion - to me - is that he intentionally hangs that from the light switch when he records/streams. Once an edgelord, always an edgelord.
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My theory is it's one of those light switches that goes to an outlet but he has his computer or something plugged into it instead of a lamp so he hangs it there to keep people from switching it off. A house I rented a while ago had them
 
Retink Retunk said:
I think he just leaves the light on 24/7 like a retard.
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Marty Robbins said:
My theory is it's one of those light switches that goes to an outlet but he has his computer or something plugged into it instead of a lamp so he hangs it there to keep people from switching it off. A house I rented a while ago had them
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Perhaps we're approaching this all wrong. We are but mere mortals after all, so we cannot recognize the awesome power Stolas bequeaths upon Tarl, "Behold, the light switch is down, but the sign remains!"
 
I'm surprised that he hasn't covered "You'll be a Woman Soon" by Neil Diamond.

"Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Soon....You'll need a man"
I mean, c'mon... look up the lyrics... but he'd probably sing it to his niece...

When he was in New Orleans, I really wanted him to hook up with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Now, I want him to become besties with Cawd, Lorne Armstrong of Cornville.
 
One thing that constantly keeps coming back up is how the very brief description of the thread is now outdated. We could call a mod to have that fixed, but then, what exactly would they update the text to? Might as well have that ready.

The first obvious thing to me would be changing
(who can make some interesting content)
to
(who used to make some interesting content)

But other than that, more regular users of the thread will want to chime in on what to add exactly. May the eloquent create consensus on their additions...
 
Spodermon said:
One thing that constantly keeps coming back up is how the very brief description of the thread is now outdated. We could call a mod to have that fixed, but then, what exactly would they update the text to? Might as well have that ready.

The first obvious thing to me would be changing
(who can make some interesting content)
to
(who used to make some interesting content)

But other than that, more regular users of the thread will want to chime in on what to add exactly. May the eloquent create consensus on their additions...
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Middle-aged man on the Peter Pan plan.

Start with that.
 
Spodermon said:
One thing that constantly keeps coming back up is how the very brief description of the thread is now outdated. We could call a mod to have that fixed, but then, what exactly would they update the text to? Might as well have that ready.

The first obvious thing to me would be changing
(who can make some interesting content)
to
(who used to make some interesting content)

But other than that, more regular users of the thread will want to chime in on what to add exactly. May the eloquent create consensus on their additions...
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I have tried to get the thread name changed to "Styx fights with his exes in here". This won't happen without Styx and/or his exes (at least Samantha) getting verified by the mods. If you think about it, almost none of the people claiming to be Styx or his exes are actually verified, and there's been plenty of gayops in here already, so I can't say I blame them.

Perhaps they'd allow a different title that doesn't require verification, or perhaps they're already tired of the issue. YMMV.
 
Current title:
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

New Title:
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who used to make some interesting content) drunken filthy alcoholic convicted domestic abuser, deadbeat father, piss fetishist, basement dweller peter pan clown pirate with e-drama from a harem of furious bickering exes.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I have tried to get the thread name changed to "Styx fights with his exes in here". This won't happen without Styx and/or his exes (at least Samantha) getting verified by the mods. If you think about it, almost none of the people claiming to be Styx or his exes are actually verified, and there's been plenty of gayops in here already, so I can't say I blame them.

Perhaps they'd allow a different title that doesn't require verification, or perhaps they're already tired of the issue. YMMV.
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I like the appeal of this thread on how it feels like there are stories shared about some strangely stanky cryptid hominid.
Having everyone verified would only demystify the experience.

In a world where everything is a psyop, It seems that Tarlena has been doing most of the gayops.

Oh, but most of the urban legends behind plaque sparrow happen to be true.
 
mickrussom said:
Current title:
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

New Title:
StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who used to make some interesting content) drunken filthy alcoholic convicted domestic abuser, deadbeat father, piss fetishist, basement dweller peter pan clown pirate with e-drama from a harem of furious bickering exes.
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Property of a gay owl demon
 
Afflicted with hiccups (Sticcups) Styx explained that he has killed 17 people using magic with more to come. On this stream, 9/4/25, he also snorted Biltong dry rub through a straw and it made his nose bleed, after that he snorted Bovrite as well.


Bobby: 'I'm not a magic expert. Styx. Why do you know it exists?' Because I've seen it. I've seen the results. I've se-hic- seen everything about it, actually, I wish that I could stop fucking -hic- Jesus H. fucking Christ. Here. Maybe, uh, maybe maple syrup will help. Mmm. Sometimes uhg-mm, ooh too sug -hic- too sugary. Sometimes thick things can help. -hic- Bobby: 'what's some t-hic- tangible evidence you can point to for why it exists?' Well, I mean, when you kill 17 people, uh, that -hic-, you know, pretty much proves the point. And -hic- there will be mo- more more proof uh, very soon. -hic-Don't worry about it.

 
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