🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Godmode]

When do you think the Agricultural Department at Iowa State University will invite Tarl to give a series of lectures about advanced modern fertilization and terrace farming techniques Mr. Nig Nog Neanderthal? (oops. I forgot, Nig).

My guess is sometime between not in this lifetime, and never.

Right after they invite JFG to speak on advanced insemination methods for retarded women.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=EpVUzwiMNsE
Just my thoughts on this video:

His speech is somewhat slurred. I doubt that’s just coffee or tea.

He did zero research for this take. He doesn’t know Ratzinger is dead and that Francis has both lungs intact or his age.

He diverges from the point several times.

His hostility towards religion and occult shit is on full display.

In before Tarl claims to have murdered the pope via chaos magic.

He stuck his finger in my ass after I've repeatedly told him I CAN'T DO ANAL. I was sodomized as a child, I can't. He knows this. Every partner I've had knows this. He did it anyway, and it caused me to have horrible hemmorhoids for the next 2 weeks and again, made my job a living hell. I told his mother, who didn't give a shit that her* son was still sexually assaulting me

So Dark Lord Tarl cast a pain in the ass spell on your asshole causing hemorrhoids? He is reaching Voldemort levels of villainy. Please tell us more of Tarl's vile escapades.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He did it anyway, and it caused me to have horrible hemmorhoids for the next 2 weeks and again, made my job a living hell.

Do you realize how difficult you make it to not make fun of you for your last name?

 

[Laylithe]

Do you realize how difficult you make it to not make fun of you for your last name?

I've lived this my entire life, babe. Do *you* know how difficult it is to live like this?

It doesn't matter how many pictures I take, videos I make, tables I wait, songs I sing, children I birth, friends I make, cities I visit, people I uplift, how many hours I work, how much money I make or don't make....my last name is Keister. I'll make like an ass and HEE HAW my way outta here. ^_^ good luck

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I've lived this my entire life, babe. Do *you* know how difficult it is to live like this?

A lot of people are in that predicament. It sucks for the first 20 years of your life. More if you hang around the wrong circles. Once you're an adult, you can just find people who make note of it once and move on. A lot of people have names you'd expect from a prank call (not that those have existed in 30 years, caller ID killed prank calls) but they still reach success in life, whether at modest or extreme levels. If Dick Cheney never had to say "call me Richard please", we can all endure.

 

[DogZero]

STYX FINGER RAPED HIS PET KEISTER IN THE ASS!!!

tbh this person is coocoo for coco puffs so it makes me doubt everything she says. Also since she is so insistent she is nothing but a victim over and over again it makes me think styx was the real victim in the ass finger rape incident.

@Laylithe Apologise to styx for him finger raping your ass! Or provide incriminating recordings/ video that prove you are the actual victim here!

@Styxhexenhammer666 Please collect your Keister and speak loudly and clearly into the forum thread about if what she says is true. I’m willing to hear your side since this person is so fucking nuts. But if you say nothing we will be forced to change the title of this thread to ANAL RAPIST STYXHEXENHAMMER which is likely to negatively impact your SEO


Adieu

 

[geckogoy]

It doesn't matter how many pictures I take, videos I make, tables I wait, songs I sing, children I birth, friends I make, cities I visit, people I uplift, how many hours I work, how much money I make or don't make....my last name is Keister.

Just apply to have your name changed its not that hard

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Just apply to have your name changed its not that hard

I hate to devil's advocate this, but that is expensive and Laylithe lacks financial resources. It *should* be cheaper to change your name, but it isn't. I'm with you though, she should make that a goal if she thinks it prohibits any success in any arena (it doesn't).

 

[Turquoise]

I remember that summer when we ran wild,
And the scorching sun could not tame us,
Come home Samantha, my one true love,
Let me finger blast your anus.

Adieu

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

Between Sam and Tarl throwing these vague posts out there I think they both really deserve each other.....possible murder suicide?

I’ve been saying for years he would murder/suicide him and his mom, who clearly arrested his development. But murdering Sam before killing himself would also be pretty satisfying.

 

[Laylithe]

I’ve been saying for years he would murder/suicide him and his mom, who clearly arrested his development. But murdering Sam before killing himself would also be pretty satisfying.

wtf no it wouldn't. Watching him get sober and be a good dad would be more satisfying, doomer. Go stick a light bulb up your butt, bright ass.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

wtf no it wouldn't. Watching him get sober and be a good dad would be more satisfying, doomer. Go stick a light bulb up your butt, bright ass.

Laylithe,

If you find the social environment to be callous and abrasive, I invite you to consider that there are a million other web sites and an entire offline world that will act in better accordance to your sense of what decorum should be exercised.

 

[DogZero]

I’ve been saying for years he would murder/suicide him and his mom, who clearly arrested his development. But murdering Sam before killing himself would also be pretty satisfying.

calm down buddy, the show aint over yet. You sound like a crazy person.

Laylithe,

If you find the social environment to be callous and abrasive, I invite you to consider that there are a million other web sites and an entire offline world that will act in better accordance to your sense of what decorum should be exercised.

No I think this website is the only place Sam can speak "her truth" and potentially even get back at tarl by dropping funny recordings, videos or text logs she has. I would even settle for more poetry. This is not only a healthy outlet for her, but maybe even styx too. She is just one post away from total Keister victory.

Go stick a light bulb up your butt, bright ass.

I see we have upgraded from just a finger. LEAVE KEISTER'S KEISTER ALONE ANAL RAPIST STYX!!!!

 

[Laylithe]

calm down buddy, the show aint over yet. You sound like a crazy person.

No I think this website is the only place Sam can speak "her truth" and potentially even get back at tarl by dropping funny recordings, videos or text logs she has. I would even settle for more poetry. This is not only a healthy outlet for her, but maybe even styx too. She is just one post away from total Keister victory.

I see we have upgraded from just a finger. LEAVE KEISTER'S KEISTER ALONE ANAL RAPIST STYX!!!!

If he sticks the bulb up his ass himself, that's on him. All I did was make a good suggestion for a fun time. Thank you for acknowledging that this is my only healthy outlet to tell anyone who will listen about the grievances I allowed myself to endure for the sake of being "loved" i say, with as much sarcasm as possible. Healing happens so fast. I hope less women fall for tactics like this in the future, and wonder if this guy was in that viral 70k group chat of men talking about all the awful stuff they do to get girls to sleep with them and treat them like shit. Seems up his alley.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

It doesn't matter how many pictures I take, videos I make, tables I wait, songs I sing, children I birth, friends I make, cities I visit, people I uplift, how many hours I work, how much money I make or don't make....my last name is Keister.

It could be worse. As a kid, I used to take pizza orders from people truly cursed.

"The name is Crapp. Dave Crapp."

I used to have a list, but the only other one I can dredge up was Belcher.

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

calm down buddy, the show aint over yet. You sound like a crazy person.

I don’t care what the retards of kiwifarms think, and I don’t care if a whore and an autistic youtuber die. It would be entertaining.

@Laylithe, the whore in question.
The guy is almost 40 and can’t leave his moms house or even bother to change clothes, he is fubar, and so are you. Go watch your kids maybe, mom of the year.

 

[Laylithe]

@Laylithe, the whore in question.

I am, in fact, not a whore. I just a dumb smart-ass. I don't even know how to operate websites properly.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Laylithe,

If you crawl down a sewer pipe, you're gonna get shit on your shoes, at minimum. If you go into the tiger's enclosure at the zoo, you're gonna get scratched, at minimum. The Kiwi Farms is going to insult you, at minimum. When I said, you're guilty of things but not all the things you're being accused of, the first thing you're guilty of is putting yourself in bad situations and then complaining that the situation was bad. Maybe the tiger shouldn't have attacked you, but maybe you shouldn't have gone into it's enclosure. I was throwing you an olive branch by telling you that some of it wasn't your fault. When your counter is "none of it was my fault", no one can help you, including yourself. If you want your rightful grievances addressed, you have to sacrifice your less rightful grievances to make that happen. Or don't, your call.

 

[Turquoise]

If he sticks the bulb up his ass himself, that's on him. All I did was make a good suggestion for a fun time. Thank you for acknowledging that this is my only healthy outlet to tell anyone who will listen about the grievances I allowed myself to endure for the sake of being "loved" i say, with as much sarcasm as possible. Healing happens so fast. I hope less women fall for tactics like this in the future, and wonder if this guy was in that viral 70k group chat of men talking about all the awful stuff they do to get girls to sleep with them and treat them like shit. Seems up his alley.

Laylithe,

If you crawl down a sewer pipe, you're gonna get shit on your shoes, at minimum. If you go into the tiger's enclosure at the zoo, you're gonna get scratched, at minimum. The Kiwi Farms is going to insult you, at minimum. When I said, you're guilty of things but not all the things you're being accused of, the first thing you're guilty of is putting yourself in bad situations and then complaining that the situation was bad. Maybe the tiger shouldn't have attacked you, but maybe you shouldn't have gone into it's enclosure. I was throwing you an olive branch by telling you that some of it wasn't your fault. When your counter is "none of it was my fault", no one can help you, including yourself. If you want your rightful grievances addressed, you have to sacrifice your less rightful grievances to make that happen. Or don't, your call.

@Laylithe

and I was making a joke about Tarl putting his finger up your fartbox

 

[geckogoy]

I mean in all seriousness this individual is fairly retarded

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I mean in all seriousness this individual is fairly retarded

She absolutely is, but I get compromised with a sense of pity and a sense of mercy. It's just unsporting to go at her too hard. And she does have the occasional rightful grievance, however mixed in with a bunch of nonsense it may be.