🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans
At first I assumed this "Styx" character was being ironic, but he seems convinced of his own ability to kill people remotely.

This is just about as goofy as any of the claims I laughed at on usenet in the late 1990s. Imagine imagining that this fool is some sort of authority, on any topic at all.
 
Honestly, to me, one of Styx's more enraging qualities is his simple refusal to button his shirts and his absolute insistence on making people view his chest hair. It seems to me that he has been buttoning his shirts more as of late, or at minimum isn't doing the leather jacket on bare skin bullshit, but he's still doing the chest hair streams with some level of regularity. If someone across the country leaves a comment to button your shirt online, it is easy to dismiss that. When a 250 lb jacked man who is five feet away insists that you button your shirt, you button your fucking shirt.
This. Styx probably has some kind of exhibitionism fetish. He's getting off on making people look at his gross skeletal body. Or thinks this will draw in another BPD hoe that he can pump and dump. It would be one thing if he got jacked and did his pushups to failure and grew a sick torso with full chest muscles. Then I think you could perhaps earn the right to show them off and make the females feel weird and tingly in between their legs. But the guy is ugly and does 0 exercise (lazy) so he waives the right to make people look at his ugly body. Also, he has sparse chest hair. Chest hair is a male sex characteristic. Styx is low testosterone. HAHA. Now combine the low-T chest hair with his skeletal little boy's frame and you have the freak show staring into the camera back at you.

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This. Styx probably has some kind of exhibitionism fetish. He's getting off on making people look at his gross skeletal body. Or thinks this will draw in another BPD hoe that he can pump and dump. It would be one thing if he got jacked and did his pushups to failure and grew a sick torso with full chest muscles. Then I think you could perhaps earn the right to show them off and make the females feel weird and tingly in between their legs. But the guy is ugly and does 0 exercise (lazy) so he waives the right to make people look at his ugly body. Also, he has sparse chest hair. Chest hair is a male sex characteristic. Styx is low testosterone. HAHA. Now combine the low-T chest hair with his skeletal little boy's frame and you have the freak show staring into the camera back at you.

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Further on in the thread, I theorize this to be a shit test and a boundary test because of his obsession with power and control. Decency starts with a button. But, yes, exhibition fetish makes a lot of sense too.
 
This. Styx probably has some kind of exhibitionism fetish. He's getting off on making people look at his gross skeletal body. Or thinks this will draw in another BPD hoe that he can pump and dump. It would be one thing if he got jacked and did his pushups to failure and grew a sick torso with full chest muscles. Then I think you could perhaps earn the right to show them off and make the females feel weird and tingly in between their legs. But the guy is ugly and does 0 exercise (lazy) so he waives the right to make people look at his ugly body. Also, he has sparse chest hair. Chest hair is a male sex characteristic. Styx is low testosterone. HAHA. Now combine the low-T chest hair with his skeletal little boy's frame and you have the freak show staring into the camera back at you.

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This is what Tarl thinks he is, he is copying a certain kind of aesthetic without realizing the aesthetic only works because Jon Nodtveidt was jacked and not a bad looking guy at all
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Dave Mustaine as well
 
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My 2025 prediction? At some point this year, maybe sooner than we think, Styx will reveal on Xitter that he's been sacrificing chickens or some shit in his closet for years like Azealia Banks did in 2016.
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Lock it in.
 
This. Styx probably has some kind of exhibitionism fetish. He's getting off on making people look at his gross skeletal body. Or thinks this will draw in another BPD hoe that he can pump and dump. It would be one thing if he got jacked and did his pushups to failure and grew a sick torso with full chest muscles. Then I think you could perhaps earn the right to show them off and make the females feel weird and tingly in between their legs. But the guy is ugly and does 0 exercise (lazy) so he waives the right to make people look at his ugly body. Also, he has sparse chest hair. Chest hair is a male sex characteristic. Styx is low testosterone. HAHA. Now combine the low-T chest hair with his skeletal little boy's frame and you have the freak show staring into the camera back at you.

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This is just something metal guys do for better or worse honestly and I personally don't see it as a fetish but more or less him copying what his musical idols do very poorly, most likely he lacks self awareness about how bad he looks and is a narcissist who thinks his opinion matters because some losers give him money on a patreon
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Disgusting slobs like Matt Pike(or Tarl) take their shirt off and require eye bleach if you look for too long or on the other end of the spectrum you get absolute fucking gigachads like Peter Steele who can pull it off
 
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Any kind of Metal/Hard Rock look is an affront to the senses and instantly dries vagines unless:

1. You're rich and famous. It's still awful but the smell of dollar bills will counter your BO.

2. You have male model tier good looks. Jon Bon Jovi could probably have gotten away with it if the band hadn't worked out for him.
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It's hard to believe any of these men would've been touched by man or beast without a modicum of fame.
 
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Any kind of Metal/Hard Rock look is an affront to the senses and instantly dries vagines unless:

1. You're rich and famous. It's still awful but the smell of dollar bills will counter your BO.

2. You have male model tier good looks. Jon Bon Jovi could probably have got away with it if the band hadn't worked out for him.

It's hard to believe any of these men would've been touched by man or beast without a modicum of fame.
LOL Priest is literally the gayest band alive and deliberately repels women because they are actual fags
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But yeah I do agree about the look being super hard to pull off, if I am not wrong the guy who started it was Robert Plant and Tarl is absolutely not Robert Plant and most of the repugnant slugpeople that you see in metal are why I classify as an armchair metalhead
 
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80's hair bands were pure and unadulterated glory. Whatever Styx is doing is not even a pale or poor imitation of that.
Tarl is the type of ugly spiteful mutant in "the scene" who revel in knowing obscure bands that never made it and and call you a poser for liking Metallica or other easier to listen to bands and not Incarnated Anal Encephelopathy or some other stupid name the local sex offenders stole out of a thesaurus because it sounded brutal

I know types like Tarl in person, one of them did a Cyraxx and showed off the mice in his house like it was a sign of pride and called anyone who didn't listen to watchtower a poser and like Tarl he did in fact make his girlfriend get an abortion after raping her

Tarl is not unique in a really fucked up and bizarre way
 
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LOL Priest is literally the gayest band alive and deliberately repels women because they are actual fags

But yeah I do agree about the look being super hard to pull off, if I am not wrong the guy who started it was Robert Plant and Tarl is absolutely not Robert Plant and most of the repugnant slugpeople that you see in metal are why I classify as an armchair metalhead

Oh yeah, I forgot number 3.

3. Have a big dong.
 
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kinda, but with less blasphemy.
Eh if you believe all this shit, maybe you shouldn't shitpost in Tarl's thread. He may hex(enhammer) you and give you fairy tale cooties.
Theoretically, a strong hand making a petulant teenager stay the course can get him to abandon the stupid fantasy. The life loser, with the proper externally applied discipline, at least has a shot of being made to approach life in the correct fashion or inspired to do so. If they realize they can achieve without making a deal with "Stolas", they might put such notions aside. Not a guarantee, but at least a fighting chance. Conversely, nothing can ever dissuade the ones who enter it from a position of power.
What does he achieve that isn't e-grifting? The gay owl is just part of his branding. Without it, he is just a flavourless junkie lolbert dime-a-dozen.

Old men seldom change their ways, and the gay owl is kind of his medallion. Without it he. would just be a more generic retard, instead of the retard noticable for the fact that he is in love with the gay version of devil skibidi homos.
 
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