He's one of those millennials who can't get over the fact he isn't a teenager anymore. Tarl wants nothing more than to be a freshman in college again.
He's too boring to a-log. But I think as it continues to get worse he'll keep making more mistakes. There is no fucking way this guy is going to stop drinking.
What a statement.
Good, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
I can't help the conditions of my low birth. In that, I am like Tarl.
Yeah, he takes the prize for lazy arrogance. Some would call him a cerebral-type narcissist.
This is unironically worthy of a feature. Or at minimum it will be if the story develops more.
What I expect to happen is he will go to jail for 30 days or pay a fine and be proven wrong about his stupid owl demon as he tries to appear cool and edgy and occult. Although in the most absurd universe, he did arrive on saturday, killed the assistant DA and made it look like a suicide, thought about how he could craft an alibi and fired off a tweet the next morning.
The whole of my argument is that this is one hell of an "According to Hoyle" coincidence and it's fucking funny. I rest my case.
"Very, very sad, now, isn't it?" [Nick-Rekieta-esque smirk]
This video was not unlike biting into a guava and finding half a worm. The boy is gone-zo. He is kamikaze. Imagine being that cold and self-centered. Uh, Vermont? Don't give the bad boy his toys back.
That's because in Europe, he had cats. You could watch the cats mog Styx and not have to look directly at Styx's dirty hair, mangy bathrobe, or sparsely furred, palid chicken chest. The cats were the best part of the show imho. Now there are no cats, and nothing to distract the eye away from the toothy goth goon in the foreground. It's not a pleasant sight.
There did seem to be watchers who concerned themselves only with his his cats. A lot of them.
Check out his "bed-in" videos from this evening. In the first one, he outdoes himself in grandiosity. One man's "chaos magic" is another schizo's ideas of reference. Next he's going to tell us what the little people told him through the shower head, or that McDonald's stole his concept of the Golden Arches logo.
Even if the timing matched up, the probability that he actually did anything in person would have to be way, way lower than him ordering a hit, and the probability of that would have to be way, way lower than the probability that he did some kind of ritual. So no, he probably didn't murder the assistant DA, unless you count doing magic as being an accessory to murder. Which would be very old-fashioned of you, now wouldn't it. Can't have that in current year. Shun the witch-burners! Also no witnesses, lack of evidence, unreliable narrator, etc. Who knows? It's the perfect crime.
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Really a great idea to post schizoid rants online claiming to have killed a prosecutor from the office that's prosecuting you for crimes at this very moment.
The line between narcissism and delusional thinking when belief in MAGICK ability comes into play is incredibly thin
