- Joined
- Oct 10, 2014
The Virgin Owl CuckWe need to have KingCobraJFS and Styx do a wizard duel to see whose magic is more powerful. Ozzy v. Stolas. Ozzy is more powerful.
Scared of his exes, has to be vague and cowardly when addressing their claims.
Cowers in jail for three days until someone else bails him out, catches a charge.
Worships a shitty owl demon, gets no powers but is cosmically fucked over anyway.
Is extremely skinny and frail.
Uses strange herbs to brew abortion potions that probably don't even work.
Thinks his powers come from a magic amulet he bought from etsy.
Thinks it's okay to fuck dogs and trannies like some sort of sicko.
Has to have his mother microwave him hot pockets, still complains like a bitch.
Has goofy ass buck teeth, looks like the girl from recess.
The Chad Gothic Wizard
Will tell a bitch she's crazy, addresses her by name.
Tells fun jokes in jail that makes the guards laugh their asses off, gets let out as a free man the next day.
Hails Ozzy and the Cobra Demons, can create circles of protection and summon storms at will.
Has huge muscles, a big dick and smells good.
Brews massive jars of delicious mead in a cornucopia of flavors, will get you drunk as fuck.
Is granted increased magical powers from wands he carved himself, sells them to his loving fans.
Will only fuck an of age, cis gender, human, alive, consenting woman. Fuck sickos.
Crafts sick food hacks from only the finest door dashed fast food and fan submissions, every bite is delicious!
Has disintegrated his front teeth, looks even more like a badass demon.