🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Heinous photograph. ⬆️

Attractive photograph. ⬆

He's wearing a decent shirt, sports a tan, and is filling out in face and figure, as guys in their thirties tend to do. His hair looks washed and has some luster and his beard/moustache has filled in. No more black hair dye and clown white beard stick. No more caterpillars taking laps around his mouth. He looks clean and masculine.

And now I should probably pray away the gay. Besides, his blind arrogance and his leftist's tendency to make shit up would drive away any self-respecting woman or fag.

But Tarl is objectively attractive.
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If he just cut his hair since he doesn't take care if it. Its fucking gross that he doesn't. I mean he's gross in general I can't belive so many women fucked him. I don't particularly find him charismatic. He looks unwashed all the time. I perceive him as weak and that's the main unattractive thing about him.
Then again there's tons of gutter punks trash roaming NoLa that will fuck you for liquor, cigarettes n meth. I used to pressure wash them off the street. They fuck anything.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Heinous photograph. ⬆️

Attractive photograph. ⬆

He's wearing a decent shirt, sports a tan, and is filling out in face and figure, as guys in their thirties tend to do. His hair looks washed and has some luster and his beard/moustache has filled in. No more black hair dye and clown white beard stick. No more caterpillars taking laps around his mouth. He looks clean and masculine.

And now I should probably pray away the gay. Besides, his blind arrogance and his leftist's tendency to make shit up would drive away any self-respecting woman or fag.

But Tarl is objectively attractive.
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In the second photograph, he does look better than another skinny, scrawny lolcow named Owen Morgan. I'll give Styx one thing over Owen Morgan though, his alternate reality is a bit closer to the mean than Owen's , but that is not saying much. Both had bad childhoods, which seems to be the one constant among these attention seeking political lolcows.
 
an_actual_reptilian said:
Then again there's tons of gutter punks trash roaming NoLa that will fuck you for liquor, cigarettes n meth.
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Will fuck & suck for meth, crack... whatever you have.
 
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You're MDNWU said:
He looks like an AIDs infested rat that doesn’t shower. Dollar store hippie that decided to start wearing all black because he let some gay owl fuck him in the ass.

He is not average. He is below average. If you think he’s average with his only bad feature being his teeth, you’re ugly as shit and coping yourself.

Or are you another spiteful one time fuck of his that he promised marriage to?

Or maybe even Julian? Are you back, evading the thread ban?
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No, on all accounts. I will say again, I find him average and I find average people neither attractive nor repulsive.

FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
Mein Neger, he looks like Fu Manchu. What kind of Austrian painter avatar poster are you? Your yellow fever has blinded you, Adolf!
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That pic looks photoshopped. Jesus Christ. Why are people getting so emotional and defensive about this?
 
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C. G. B Spender said:
This is average looking? Look at this wonky looking dude. Without YouTube Tarl would be an incel for sure and washing dishes at Wendy's or selling wands.
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Styx looks like he'd been the 3rd Columbine Shooter if was born a decade earlier. Does anyone have high school photos of Tarl or did his parents homeschool?

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If you look closely you might see an owl in the background.

FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
Mein Neger, he looks like Fu Manchu. What kind of Austrian painter avatar poster are you? Your yellow fever has blinded you, Adolf!
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Tarl would be great as Mr Yunioshi if they ever remade Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Catgirl Tyranid said:
All this arguing about whether or not Tarl is attractive is gay.
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Flashback to when @Null played this on stream:


Bong Dangino said:
So he's half jap and half jew which would make him what's known as a "mystery meat"
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No amount of gay could make me want to have sex with this creature. I'd sooner be groped by Queen Keffals while he/she was high on coke and ketamine.
 
Grant McClellan said:
He's A nazi and a women beater. Fuck him
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He's not a Nazi you raving spastic.

You think based Nazis would but up with his Jewish degeneracy? They'd throw him in the oven, put him on a conveyer belt which drills flaming holes in his head, on to the masturbation death machine then turn him into a lampshade.
 
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an_actual_reptilian said:
In this photos he seems to have been actually trying. Looks clean, brushed n washed hair.

I've in the south this is incredibly accurate. You can tell the addicts apart through... the addicts are not obese but still hide behind Jesus.
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So you know that Liberty university is ground zero for the ho to biblethumper pipeline. You got Lynchburg College which churns out SJWs / Woke idiots. Then you got Liberty that turns out these whores who think everyone except them are going to hell. I'm shocked the city hasn't burned down or turned into Portland 2.0 at this point. I only been through VA once and unfortunately stopped in Lynchburg. Shit was like walking into Children of The Corn. All these people giving my black ass evil glares like "we hang niggas" up in there. I was done, I got in my car and was gone so fast from that Taco Bell LOL
 
George Orwell said:
The fact that you have him labeled as alt-right makes me lose all faith in the credibility of this thread. The guy is a total milquetoast centrist.

People that run around calling everyone and their mother "alt-right" are more worthy of lolcow status than Styx. By far.
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Yeah, the 2016 trump campaign made every slightly racist suburbanite think he's part of some fascist grand stand but he just brought some flag waving npcs, for whom the warmongering evangelical base of the bush era was already too extreme, back into the republican fold.
 
[TWU] said:
Well now (skip to 2:45 if timestamp didn't stick)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KLqK-fhEwIE:165
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"He must be poly"
"He is behaving in a way that is unbecoming of someone with a wife and daughter."
She wants so bad to just call him a gross degenerate but she can't break out of the conditioning fully.

I've never sat and ruminated on Styx's looks, and sometimes he looks better/worse depending on how well he's groomed at that moment and what he's wearing. I will say that if I saw him in a half-unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt or wearing nothing under his leather jacket out in a public place, I would probably do a double-take. I don't live in hick town, but I do live in a big city and we see a lot of types. Styx is weird and sticks (ha) out. I think the only place he wouldn't draw some glances is in a TTRPG brick and mortar. If he put on some weight and took care of his hair and didn't dress like a meme then he wouldn't be hideous, but he is definitely on the lower end of the attractiveness spectrum. He's skinny enough that he looks reedy, his bearing (body language, tone) is autistically smug, his facial hair is only perfunctorily trimmed so as to not get in his mouth when he eats or be long enough to require combing (trimmed for minimal effort), his hair doesn't appear greasy to my eyes but is frizzy and has split ends. I'm not repulsed by hairy chests but it's odd he always has it out on display. His social ineptitude and sexual degeneracy leak through how he talks about the world and his own life experiences and are just the icing on the cake. The idea of him touching me for more than just a pat on the shoulder or a handshake utterly repulses me.

And I'm a hetero woman so this isn't gay.
 
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DominoPetachi said:
Bro, do you think average is good looking or something? Are you average? Is that it? Do you delude yourself into thinking average people are somehow attractive because (you) are average looking? Come on. Show farmers that average face of yours. 🤭
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What is it with your group of newfriends and going straight for this? your pet retard did the same while malding on my profile.
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:diddler: Matter of fact, it is probably youuuuuuuuuu who's insecure about not being able to do better than Styx's level. Post that selfie of yours to prove me wrong.
 
DominoPetachi said:
Bro, do you think average is good looking or something? Are you average? Is that it? Do you delude yourself into thinking average people are somehow attractive because (you) are average looking? Come on. Show farmers that average face of yours. 🤭
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You show up at an anonymous web forum and demand we face dox ourselves for a petty conversation about attractiveness. A forum that is specifically infamous for doxing. A forum that has threads dedicated to best practices for reducing the chances that you get doxed.

And you thought this call out would be some kind of dunk?
 
MunsterCheeseJr said:
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I'm plugging in my pressure washer....
GhostSquad said:
So you know that Liberty university is ground zero for the ho to biblethumper pipeline. You got Lynchburg College which churns out SJWs / Woke idiots. Then you got Liberty that turns out these whores who think everyone except them are going to hell. I'm shocked the city hasn't burned down or turned into Portland 2.0 at this point. I only been through VA once and unfortunately stopped in Lynchburg. Shit was like walking into Children of The Corn. All these people giving my black ass evil glares like "we hang niggas" up in there. I was done, I got in my car and was gone so fast from that Taco Bell LOL
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Come to the Gulf Coast everyone will just be scared of you and turn on a fake black accent as a defense.
 
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Ok I'll bite.

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I tried upping the contrast to see if I could get a better idea of what might have been blurred out.
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That didn't help much but then I overlaid some potential text, and so far these are the only two options I've tried that fit and make sense. The first letter is definitely an h. "Hispanic" is too short, and his mom doesn't look hispanic anyway... and hasidic jew is the only thing that makes sense to me given the "which explains a lot".
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
"KILLSTREAM EXCLUSIVE: STYXHEXENHAMMER666 ADRESSES THE ALLEGATIONS + MORE"


As of 4:20 EDT Styx hasn't dropped in yet. However Styx confirmed he will be on.
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I thought Styx was smart enough not to talk. I hope I am wrong.
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Talking to Ethan Ralph of all people, that bastion of sobriety and clean, righteous living. As the cliche goes, you are who you hang out with. Codswallup Gee Willikers!
 
anscochrome said:
Talking to Ethan Ralph of all people, that bastion of sobriety and clean, righteous living. As the cliche goes, you are who you hang out with. Codswallup Gee Willikers!
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he better hope he was smart enough not to send ralph any dirt. that shit will be plastered all over the Internet the moment the piggy feels slighted.
 
Dire Penguin said:
But I imagine he was so traumatized by jail for 3 days that being alone in a hotel room seems like paradise now. He undoubtedly got PTSD from jailtime since everything gives him anxiety.
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He'll do fine. He just has to threaten the other inmates with his owl husbando.
 
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