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Nobody said that except YOU.Just because the potato is drunk doesn't mean it's okay to fuck it man
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Nobody said that except YOU.Just because the potato is drunk doesn't mean it's okay to fuck it man
Lemme know how that romcom you’re imagining yourself and Mrs. Vegetable starring in turns outNobody said that except YOU.
I do declare, Governor.
With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that Tarl cannot unfuck the retard.Maybe you'll wake the fuck up, stop playing pirate and be an adult again.
Which one?With a heavy heart I regret to inform you that Tarl cannot unfuck the retard.
Come, ma fille. We zhall go to ze Forrest and go for the very long walk. No, mon amour, ze chillren may not come.
He has to if he wants to make any money. Most of his videos are topical and probably don't generate too many views after a news cycle. Quartering likely gave him a very slow and boring COFFEE BRAND COFFEE lecture, and convinced Styx to stream again.
Tbh, the majority of the success in almost any pursuit in life is showing up where you're supposed to be and doing so on time.I checked a few days ago and he is still pulling in just over $1000 a month between Patreon and SubscribeStar. "His no ad" business model relied on subscriptions and direct donations before the live streams started in 2016. The live streams generated cash, but I think it just added to his paid subscriptions. As others here have pointed out, the quality of all his content has slowly declined, his work ethic has gone to shit, and he has no clue about adjusting his business model to compensate for the rapidly changing online environment.
For a while I watched his streams regularly. They were the same time every weekday, they started on time, and he had a list of news articles that he had read and researched and was ready to discuss. As time went on, the news became less of a focus and he introduced "bantz". That is when I lost interest. I used to watch on Rumble, he would pull in 600 to 700 viewers regularly. His last few streams barely pulled in over 100. The start times varied. He was late. He started taking breaks. He ruined his stream.
In short, his streams suck now and only have lolcow value, and he can't handle it. I think he will just read some headlines, spew out some short videos, and hope he can appease existing subscribers. He will not increase his income with the crap he is currently putting out.
Thats about all. Peath out.
As time went on, the news became less of a focus and he introduced "bantz". That is when I lost interest.
Salt will make him better.I checked a few days ago and he is still pulling in just over $1000 a month between Patreon and SubscribeStar. "His no ad" business model relied on subscriptions and direct donations before the live streams started in 2016. The live streams generated cash, but I think it just added to his paid subscriptions. As others here have pointed out, the quality of all his content has slowly declined, his work ethic has gone to shit, and he has no clue about adjusting his business model to compensate for the rapidly changing online environment.
For a while I watched his streams regularly. They were the same time every weekday, they started on time, and he had a list of news articles that he had read and researched and was ready to discuss. As time went on, the news became less of a focus and he introduced "bantz". That is when I lost interest. I used to watch on Rumble, he would pull in 600 to 700 viewers regularly. His last few streams barely pulled in over 100. The start times varied. He was late. He started taking breaks. He ruined his stream.
In short, his streams suck now and only have lolcow value, and he can't handle it. I think he will just read some headlines, spew out some short videos, and hope he can appease existing subscribers. He will not increase his income with the crap he is currently putting out.
Thats about all. Peath out.
Wearing a shirt also tends to help. At least if you look like him.Tbh, the majority of the success in almost any pursuit in life is showing up where you're supposed to be and doing so on time.
Yeah, he doesn't even own a Cutlass, car or sword. Captain my ass.Tarl says he'll be back tomorrowView attachment 8679322
I'm making ham and bean soup. The ham, garlic, and onion are being sauteed enough for a nice Maillard reaction. Dry beans were soaked and are rinsed, parboiled. They'll be folded and left to meld in a slow pot overnight. Then, I'll add the items that break down so quickly, like the tomato, and Tarl's defenses when someone of authority is within earshot.
..are you questioning my Idaho, or the fact that I don't want to stick it to retards? Because they're not the same.Yeah that's cool and all, but are you mashing potatoes?
..are you questioning my Idaho, or the fact that I don't want to stick it to retards? Because they're not the same.
Well, then, I think I might just add a bit of chili powder and a touch of Worcestershire to add a little bit of vibrance.Let your imagination run wild, my dear friend.