🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Tarl should start wearing an Indian Corn choker to match his new grille.

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mickrussom

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When they said get some corn rows, they meant your hair not your teeth!
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Its like indian corn and boston baked beans

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mickrussom said:
A birdie told me Pam is a real deal grower. Legal too. Nothing untoward going on. And she stashes the shit out of it and doesnt let Tard smoke it. Im curious where her grow house is, because there is no way that fetich patch of radioactive dirt and "biochar" grows anything worth smoking unless you are the shitman from india.
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She can't be making that much money from growing, Tarl's public defender application said she works at McDonald's.
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There She Glows said:
She can't be making that much money from growing, Tarl's public defender application said she works at McDonald's.
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Just imagine being that much of a loser that you're a 50 year old man still living at home. Having to use your Mother's details on court documents and letting her work at McDonalds while you brag about being financially comfortable.

I do like like Tarls ethics though! Having Ads on Youtube is just scummy but brewing abortion portions is the pinnacle of ethics!
 
There She Glows said:
She can't be making that much money from growing, Tarl's public defender application said she works at McDonald's.
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I know, I spilled the beans on her MickeyDs a while back. Morning shift. Then @General Insomnia said he may have gotten food from her and thought this a weird small world.

Pam grows a decent amount of her own consumption - like way more than she needs. She doesnt sell it. And she smokes like a Chong. And apparently Ed doesnt drink or toke and they hang out in the basement watching boomerTV and she loudly laughs her ass off while watching the electric jew.

Lukie said:
Just imagine being that much of a loser that you're a 50 year old man still living at home. Having to use your Mother's details on court documents and letting her work at McDonalds while you brag about being financially comfortable.

I do like like Tarls ethics though! Having Ads on Youtube is just scummy but brewing abortion portions is the pinnacle of ethics!
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Also, aborting one baby, abandoning wife and child, lying about drinking, lying about everything, love bombing/loverboy method ~ 20 women, 10 are ITT, creating a well worn path to the Newstory Women's Shelter from Schloss Warwick in the Hamlet of Rutlandshire to the point where the ladies there know all about him, having the same tale told over and over, plane tickets and lies flying them to Rutland to fuck them for a time and throw them out used. He also ban hammers everyone now, but he cant be tainted by taking jouTube money, no, he is as pure as the wind driven snow.

God damned Thicks/Tard. He must expiate!
 
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mickrussom said:
I know, I spilled the beans on her MickeyDs a while back. Morning shift. Then @General Insomnia said he may have gotten food from her and thought this a weird small world.

Pam grows a decent amount of her own consumption - like way more than she needs. She doesnt sell it. And she smokes like a Chong. And apparently Ed doesnt drink or toke and they hang out in the basement watching boomerTV and she loudly laughs her ass off while watching the electric jew.
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Where I come from "real deal grower" means you sell it. I can't really fault a retirement age boomer for smoking marijuana to be honest, getting old is hard and it's a better way to deal with the aches and pains of aging than a pill habit. Growing plants is enjoyable and it's good that she found a financially sustainable way to consume it.
 
mickrussom said:
I know, I spilled the beans on her MickeyDs a while back. Morning shift. Then @General Insomnia said he may have gotten food from her and thought this a weird small world.

Pam grows a decent amount of her own consumption - like way more than she needs. She doesnt sell it. And she smokes like a Chong. And apparently Ed doesnt drink or toke and they hang out in the basement watching boomerTV and she loudly laughs her ass off while watching the electric jew.
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I mean. Respect. Addict that pays her own way, makes her own shit, and doesn't give it to her retard son.
Not a great mom by any measurement, but she has a vice and does something about it rather than forcing others to fund her lifestyle and beat up retarded women.
 
Uncle Bully said:
Is that some sort of alfredo?
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He actually used wagyu beef to make that absolutely appalling attempt at stroganoff. Then he forced his children to eat it as part of some weird attempt to prove he was a good dad, which he wasn't, because he dosed his own daughter with immense amounts of cocaine to the point that when she got tested for drugs after he got busted for drugs, she tested as a regular user. She was eight years old during the relevant testing period.
Leylon Sneed said:
He had a dog?
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He poisoned it. Not even joking. It's obvious he did it.
 
There She Glows said:
Where I come from "real deal grower" means you sell it. I can't really fault a retirement age boomer for smoking marijuana to be honest, getting old is hard and it's a better way to deal with the aches and pains of aging than a pill habit. Growing plants is enjoyable and it's good that she found a financially sustainable way to consume it.
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What I meant, I think, from what I was told, this isnt some dingbat marveling had how thick and sticky 5 buds are, it sounds like she is very good at producing the good shit but prefers to keep it to herself. I get why you thought that phrase made it sound like she is a dealer. They are poor as piss with a shit house and shit cars and a retard boozehound son. I dont blame her for moving through life blasted.

Apparently Ed stopped drinking before he met Pam.

I still am trying to figure out who was the father of the missing older brother and what went on with that and whether Tard has to be rehomed for a time due to CPS.


W@rui said:
His teeth are going to glow at some point.
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If the DTs get bad enough Mel might dress him up with lipstick and crayons to make him better.

AnOminous said:
stroganoff
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Looked like shit on a shingle or beef stroking off.
 
anscochrome said:
Have you've seen his "garden"? The plants all grow in a scraggly, diseased looking pattern as if they were exposed to fallout from being too close to Nagasaki or Chernobyl. And that was AFTER he touted the miracle of biochar soil for maximum yield and nutritional boosting. I have never seen him plant in curated rows-carrots in this row, cabbage in this one, staked tomatoes in this row etc. It is a horrific, random looking mess. Add this to @mickrussom list of Tarl's failures.
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I do believe he is a decent raised bed gardener, dual planting noxious shit with vulnerable plants. It does look real, as compared to suburban show gardeners' chemically castrated rows. There is a term for it that I can't remember because I did a Tarl and had a couple gin and tonics with the Masons tonight as we connived and plotted, and listened to a Bob Seger lookalike tinkle yacht rock. (Hey, I didn't order him)

I believe that he has the ability to plan beautiful intensive beds but doesn't follow through because he lacks good executive function. Hic!

And before you call me a drunk, fuck you. My EtOH consumption averages out to about two drinks per month, so there. Skaal!
 
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Le Bunque said:
You beat me to it, but on the 1300th page, I would wish everyone a Tolbus Sasolute!
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just got Poast ID 26000, trips of truth.

TOLBUS SASOLUTE ASS!


AnOminous said:
I don't. I think he blows as a gardener.
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Well see what the tooth is going to do with his blowing job in nigger prison.

In pound-me-in-the-ass prison the extra air flow is basically a built in Fleshlight upgrade. Instant deepthroat vacuum assist
 
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