🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[BrokenEntity]

I don't mean to sound fucking sadistic or something... but part of me wants to see what would happen if he slipped and fell down a crowded staircase.

It's be something of an avalanche on a mountain being used for skiing.

He would kill many people, and a good amount would be absorbed into his fat mounds, never to be seen again.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

At that point, wouldn't it be easier to just put a board with many wheels under him?

Pretty sure there's no board(s) strong enough to hold his girth.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Pretty sure there's no board(s) strong enough to hold his girth.

...I'm pretty sure there might be.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

He can make a Tumblr and beg for donations like all the cool kids do.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This is a little snippet from a previous conversation that I'd rather not fully disclose (yet), but I seriously could not keep this to myself. It's a little loud since I had to crank it up so you could hear blubber guts mumble off.
For any of you who didn't want to click Striker is flatly informing me that he will, in fact, eat my face.

 

[dunbrine47]

Since we're talking about possible occupations for Striker, I will throw this down on the table:
https://video-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/h...=510a6e72c6645e07e8889ccee71b13fe&oe=55F301DB

 

[Silvana]

I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me, and call centers would be out because he seriously seems to be brain damaged. He could just be pretending to be that impaired, but I doubt it. About the only thing he could do is be a poster child for "don't let this happen to you" PSAs.

Attach some Semtex and a timer to him and he could serve as a particularly devastating form of bioweapon.

More likely what happens is that he his so fat that he is incapable of standing and has to crawl everywhere thus making the weight distribution more even

Alrighty Kids, Mr Bones Esquire is back now with added humerus comments

Geddit? Cause it's a bone? Ah I'm wasted on you people

Spoiler

It's okay, @Bones - we know you're just ribbing us!

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

You know it's a shame that diaperwolf doesn't go outside. He lives so close to the beach in a million dollar home people would kill to live where he lives

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

You know it's a shame that diaperwolf doesn't go outside. He lives so close to the beach in a million dollar home people would kill to live where he lives

He rarely went to the beach and only went to the beach when my family visited his family. He would mostly play video games.

 

[Bungleboy]

He rarely went to the beach and only went to the beach when my family visited his family. He would mostly play video games.

Probably because if he went to the beach more often, Greenpeace would mistake him for a beached whale and try to roll him back into the ocean

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Since we're talking about possible occupations for Striker, I will throw this down on the table:
https://video-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xft1/v/t42.1790-2/11334865_10155749677455112_1443222507_n.mp4?efg=eyJxZSI6InZpZGVvX3ByZWZlcnJlZF90YWdzXzIwMTUwMTIxLDIwMTUwMTAxIiwicmxyIjo0NjQsInJsYSI6NTEyfQ==&rl=464&vabr=258&oh=510a6e72c6645e07e8889ccee71b13fe&oe=55F301DB

He would work in construction as a wrecking ball...

 

[SP 199]

He would work in construction as a wrecking ball...

Only God can judge me now.

Spoiler

 

[crayolasword]

Fixed it for you

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Fixed it for you

Not in any way defending Miley, but... even she won't go that low.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, by utilizing some of my contacts (shut up Aya), I've gotten ahold of Striker's Skype. I thought I'd shoot him an innocent little message.

... I am about to post to you our literal first conversation.

[12:05:21 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Hey Striker. What's up?
[2:56:01 PM] Striker: in diapers
[2:56:38 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Oh, that's cool.
[2:57:03 PM] Striker: wanna see my last night pics
[2:57:19 PM] Striker: well i have to wear them
[2:58:14 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Sure.

Spoiler: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

 

[lemongrab]

My fucking eyes. I just ate and I still clicked. On my god.

 

[Optimus Prime]

why

 

[Cable 7]

So, by utilizing some of my contacts (shut up Aya), I've gotten ahold of Striker's Skype. I thought I'd shoot him an innocent little message.

... I am about to post to you our literal first conversation.

[12:05:21 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Hey Striker. What's up?
[2:56:01 PM] Striker: in diapers
[2:56:38 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Oh, that's cool.
[2:57:03 PM] Striker: wanna see my last night pics
[2:57:19 PM] Striker: well i have to wear them
[2:58:14 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Sure.

Spoiler: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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I have no feasible words for this. I can only use one thing to describe the horror I have seen.

 

[Sanic]

So, by utilizing some of my contacts (shut up Aya), I've gotten ahold of Striker's Skype. I thought I'd shoot him an innocent little message.

... I am about to post to you our literal first conversation.

[12:05:21 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Hey Striker. What's up?
[2:56:01 PM] Striker: in diapers
[2:56:38 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Oh, that's cool.
[2:57:03 PM] Striker: wanna see my last night pics
[2:57:19 PM] Striker: well i have to wear them
[2:58:14 PM] Sanae Kochiya: Sure.

Spoiler: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

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Kawaii

 

[Arkangel]

I could have gone my whole life without seeing this.