🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Just think...he doesn't even need to pretend to do the heavy breathing like Vader; he does it naturally just sitting in place.
 
BY THE POWER OF HORRIBLE MS PAINT...

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I would be laughing my ass off at his poorly written racism, general creepiness, and lack of self-awareness, but...over 500 lbs? What is he eating every day? You have to work to get that fat.
 
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I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me, and call centers would be out because he seriously seems to be brain damaged. He could just be pretending to be that impaired, but I doubt it. About the only thing he could do is be a poster child for "don't let this happen to you" PSAs.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me, and call centers would be out because he seriously seems to be brain damaged. He could just be pretending to be that impaired, but I doubt it. About the only thing he could do is be a poster child for "don't let this happen to you" PSAs.
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Given recent information, he probably wouldn't be able to hold jobs on account of people getting annoyed of him having to use the restroom every hour/pissing himself.
 
I feel like his parents should be up on neglect charges. I know he's 19 now, but you don't get to 506 pounds in two years.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I know his dad wants him to get a job, but seriously, what positions could he possibly work? He can't stand for long periods because his feet would be in agony from some kind of acid whose name escapes me, and call centers would be out because he seriously seems to be brain damaged. He could just be pretending to be that impaired, but I doubt it. About the only thing he could do is be a poster child for "don't let this happen to you" PSAs.
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He could still do stuff! Like... A phone sex operator... :|

But, for real, his parents should see if they can get him into some form of hospital authorized program to help him with his weight and offer him activities.
 
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I would be laughing my ass off at his poorly written racism, general creepiness, and lack of self-awareness, but...over 500 lbs? What is he eating every day? You have to work to get that fat.
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I actually had a detailed list of what he liked to eat but I seem to have misplaced it...I know he loves ham, though and he utterly despises fish with a passion.
Edit: Found it.
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He's bragged on more than one occasion that he finds food that's bad for him hidden in the house and eats it anyway.
 
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His parents should hoist the food in a tree like hikers do to stop bears from getting into their coolers and eating their sandwiches
 
What the hell is "steak cake"? I'm fascinated by this new development. Sounds like something off of Epic Meal Time...regardless, for the good of the Farms I will attempt to make a "steak cake" and post pictures.

e: how the fart fuck hell can you possibly hate sushi. Might be time to declare intifada against this dude. Also "ham pickles" sound pretty good too.
 
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