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bearycool said:
That, and the amount of coke zero he has most likely only increases the process of deterioration.

That aspartame doesn't help with his cognition, that's for sure.
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coke zero? Yeah right homie probably adds sugar packets to his mountain dew
 
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Hmm? It would appear that he mentions being a poet!
And a writer of haikus? Great Scott!

I will now take this opportunity to write a haiku about this "Fine Gentleman".

StrikerWolf, a strange blob.
Big as an airplane.
Wishes he could fuck dogs.
Loves the KKK (Read as Kay-Kay-Kay, sorry for the cheating).
I am very bad at poems.


Ladies Kiwis, please hold your orgasms applause.
 
Wanderer said:
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Can someone find this book? I'm curious about this poem of his..
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New York Works of Young Poets doesn't show anything immediately, but a couple of pages of Google searching is about the best I can offer at 4:30 am.

Going from experience, this sounds like something that my sister got published in once. Teachers submitted poems that their students wrote, the better ones were selected but you still needed a 10$ fee to get it in the book. She was 12 and it was a haiku about a cat, so I can't imagine a baby babyfur who was probably already fairly overweight by then wouldn't have done much better.
 
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Wolf big as the moon
A big furry baboon
Wears a padded rear
Hatred for the queer

It sucks, but better than any of Strikerwolf's poems.
 
Wanderer said:
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I know what this. Anyone here who read my Personal Lolcow posts about Whopper knows he is about as retarded as this guy, and he got published in the Arkansas equivalent. From what I understand, they go to High Schools and get kids to write poems, and that sped kids like Whopper got priority. For the record, Whopper showed me the poem and it was a haiku about a wolf.
 
Friends, Countrymen, Kiwis. Lend me you eyes for I have come to you this day with more news of our new king of disgusting, Insanity and Pseudo Kiddie Porn

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Hark, He complains about returning to the levels to which a mortal man would be full after eating. Surely this is a sign for hope of him not being a fat bastard.

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Yes.. How dare anyone question you on why want to join a hate group with a history of murders and lynching. How dare they.
 

Just gonna leave this here.

I don't know how to archive it so if someone could so that that'd be great

Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks

Anyway about the video. Jesus Christ the man is out of breath just standing up and talking

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"99% of the fucking America is heavy."
Where the hell is he getting that from?
 
Bones said:
Jesus Christ the man is out of breath just standing up and talking
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To be fair he's also pacing around in circles. If you think about it, provoking him into making this video is actually doing him a favour. Probably the most exercise he's had in months.
 
So it turns out Strikerwolf is paranoid enough that he'll believe pretty much anything a random stranger on the web tells him. Even if they claim to be Null.
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