🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Rin said:
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Another case of my autism in action.

chofisticule said:
this thread is really really tryhard

just because someone is fat and you don't like them, doesn't mean the instant you doxx them on a forum they're a lolcow

anyone participating in this thread who ever brought up ethics issues regarding chris chan should be ashamed of themselves for finding this thread funny, it's really really tryhardy actually
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Dude, Strikerwolf1 deserves to be mocked considering the following:
  • He's a babyfur
  • He's a racist
  • He's made others uncomfortable in public, deliberately
  • He has a sense of entitlement towards girls
  • He made up having a girlfriend as soon as he found this thread
  • He's a lolcow that makes an ass out of himself on the internet
 
I think the people who defend people like this, who seem to always pop up for some weird reason, do so because they see parts of themselves in them. So if you defend a guy like this, you're probably one or all of the things he is known for: a mordbidly obese racist babyfur faggot.
 
I was gonna try engaging in polite conversation with this guy but I don't think that's a good idea because I don't want to get a random dick pic. Also I ain't giving him my skype because I use that shit for business
Also my best friend weighs 300 pounds (except he is actually going to several doctors to try and loose weight) and he has trouble walking around, I can't imagine how this guy fares.
 
bradsternum said:
Is this monstrosity a creation of the fevered collective psyche of the Kiwifarms? Every nightmare and shit-human coagulated into a single, hideously perfect hellspawn?
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No. He still needs to "try harder". He's not "tryhard" enough.
 
I go to sleep, and when I wake up, we already have this guy's dick pics.

I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised. It was the only common lolcow trait he had yet to achieve.
 
I'm impressed that anyone who lives near this guy manage to achieve escape velocity just to go do whatever they need to do in their daily life.

There's also something charming, and I mean it, about this site: despite the mockery, people want to genuinely get these cows help like hospitalization.
 
Alright so after catching up to this thread I'm going to try and set up another interview this weekend. If there are any hard-hitting questions you'd like me to ask feel free to PM me so I can filter through them. All I ask is that you try and keep them civil so as not to agitate him; we don't want the milk to go sour just yet.

Edit: The interview is this Sat the 22nd; again, please PM any civil, professional questions to me so we don't fill up the thread with pages of them.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Alright so after catching up to this thread I'm going to try and set up another interview this weekend. If there are any hard-hitting questions you'd like me to ask feel free to PM me so I can filter through them. All I ask is that you try and keep them civil so as not to agitate him; we don't want the milk to go sour just yet.
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Ask him if he still has sensation to the tips of his fingers and toes. If not, it could be an early precursors to type 2 diabetes.
 
KingGeedorah said:
Ask him if he still has sensation to the tips of his fingers and toes. If not, it could be an early precursors to type 2 diabetes.
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I'm going out on a limb here but given his extremely sedentary lifestyle, poor diet, lethargy and sleeping disorder it'd be a goddamn medical miracle he didn't already have diabetes.
 
After another fat guy thought it was neccessary to show off dickpics, i'm asking myself one thing:

Why do so many fat guys have really small dongs?
 
Mystia said:
After another fat guy thought it was neccessary to show off dickpics, i'm asking myself one thing:

Why do so many fat guys have really small dongs?
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I don't think they necessarily have unusually small dicks in general, although that seems to be the case here, their fat just acts as a sort of sheath which conceals a portion of the length. Might also have something to do with an optical illusion type of effect where if put next to something grotesquely massive(for example a gut) an average dick could look tiny.

Oh and Striker is fat, ugly and I would not have sex with him, I am also better than him in every way imaginable I will follow this up with a list of my accomplishments to confirm this fact.
 
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