🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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buster_kitten said:
Oddly enough, Striker has a black gay friend - or at least, would very much like to have one. Shy Matsi is one of the founders of the furry social network F4L, and organizes furry meetups in his area. Striker persistently and repeatedly seeks his attention across a variety of social media platforms, hoping that Shy Matsi will respond favorably and invite him to some local or regional event.
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Unfortunately, Striker's interpersonal skills are very poor.
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A lot of the cows here have made me smile. Some have even made me chuckle a bit.

This is one of the few times when I legitimately burst out laughing reading something. :ruse: or not, this guy's fucking hilarious.
 
cumrobbery said:
StrikerWolf1 in: Babyfur with a Shotgun
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Guess what. So do I.
Guess what else.
Neither of us can't shoot anyone through the internet, so his shotgun -- if it even exists -- is irrelevant.

cumrobbery said:
StrikerWolf1 in: Babyfur with a Shotgun
He also illegally owns a glock
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He probably thinks that THIS
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counts as a Glock.

Dr. Meme said:
i was under the impression that Deagle Nation was over, but somehow jan combined jace, tyce, and eli into one person.
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...and OPL....and Nick Bate....

...and he weighs more than all of them combined.
He truly is the Captain Planet of Lolcows.
 
That keyboard banging video gave me an idea... a bad idea...
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Also, that was a very nice Yamaha FM synth, being the synthsperg I am.
 
Okay, I know that Strikerwolf went to Wellspring Academy around six years ago, back in 2009, which was the last time we spoke. He's changed schools multiple times due to his behavior, from what his father told me (I still speak to his father every once in a while). His behavior is socially unacceptable, and has had to change schools from being rather creepy on girls. His family has definitely tried to get him to change his diet though, even if said attempts definitely failed miserably.
 
Why are the weirdos always obsessed with being in the military or the police? He's gone full retard with wanting to be in the MP...
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Why are the weirdos always obsessed with being in the military or the police? He's gone full exceptional individual with wanting to be in the MP...
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An adolescence spent playing Call of Duty and Battlefield and thinking the skills and experiences are translatable to real life.
 
Bridge to Nowhere said:
This is the fastest lolcow development I've ever seen. Within less than 48 hours, he's already gone into the "TAKE DOWN MY THREAD NOW" stage. It feels too good to be true.
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It's almost too good to be true. But such is the internet. Where one person can go from 'calm' to 'OMG FUCK YOU ALL! TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN OR I'LL EAT YOU!' in 6 seconds flat.

One has to wonder when he'll try to ally himself with the "Take Down Kiwi Farms" group on Facebook and not realize it's a fucking (terrible) joke.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
One has to wonder when he'll try to ally himself with the "Take Down Kiwi Farms" group on Facebook and not realize it's a fucking (terrible) joke.
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He seems not to be on Facebook anymore. Also, someone warned him about Shaner (or atleast mentioned him in a negative manner), so maybe he'll be smart enough... well no, but still, small chance of that happening.
 
Let's not wish him to get involved with Shaner. We need to keep the stock pure and let the funny develop naturally before contamination.
 
StrikerWolf may have filled my void that Jace made for my lolcow needs.

Stain your diaper with the stars and bars of the Confederate flag for me, Striker!
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
Right, so... I read all 14 pages. Lemme see if I can wrap my mind around this guy.

He's:
  • Morbidly obese.
  • A racist that supports the KKK.
  • A furry.
  • A "babyfur" with a fetish for diapers.
  • A literal manchild that glorifies being a kid.
  • A psuedo-intellectual.
  • A guy who shits himself in public.
  • A weeaboo.
  • One of those hipsters that has a fucking katana.
  • An idiot that got into trouble with his drug dealer.
  • A leech that lives with his parents.
  • An excessively tone-deaf musician.
  • Someone who wears a fedora unironically.
  • Used the same name everywhere making it stupidly easy for track him.
  • Fucking ugly and I would not have sex with him.
Did I miss anything? ... I'm seriously unable to believe that this is all fucking legit. It's like someone took all of the shit we talk about here and made one big :ruse: to fuck with us harder than Deagle Nation.

But, well... shit, Len exists, and the evidence compiled on this guy is... insanely thorough. I'm almost terrified to think of what happens if he ends up going Len on us and engaging us on the Farms.

So, I have to ask... is he also an euphoric atheist? Please tell me he rounds out the holy trifecta. :neckbeard:
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After Len, I'm willing to believe anything is real. We are through the looking glass, people.
 
I used to believe it was immoral to single out specific groups for extermination.

After seeing this thread, I realize the error of my ways. Furry concentration camps can't come soon enough.
 
Everything this guy touches turns into fat.

This is a literal definition of "trans" fat! The fedora is fat, the guitar is fat, the singing is fat, the masturbation is fat, the stuff animals are fat, and even the fucking fat is fat.

Looking at him and everything almost makes me gain 100 pounds in the span of five seconds. I have become even more retarded than before, and have understood why God has abandoned us.

He will only get worse, mark my words. He will become a huge (both in the literal and metaphoric term) horrorcow. I am now just waiting when he will wear a pink dress and call himself Sabrina.
 
DirkBloodStormKing said:
Okay, I know that Strikerwolf went to Wellspring Academy around six years ago, back in 2009, which was the last time we spoke. He's changed schools multiple times due to his behavior, from what his father told me (I still speak to his father every once in a while). His behavior is socially unacceptable, and has had to change schools from being rather creepy on girls. His family has definitely tried to get him to change his diet though, even if said attempts definitely failed miserably.
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>His parents have actually, legitimately tried to help him

Oh this just got real sad all of a sudden.
 
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