🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Arkangel said:
Next thing you know he'll be making tweets about Coke Zero and links to fake pedo quotes.
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He'd think anything found on Null would be legit, never mind how much of it isn't actually true.

Cosmos said:
Surprised no one's commented on it yet, but he said "I'm 506 lbs getting surgery for it." He could just be lying (especially if this exchange happened a while ago and he still hasn't had/mentioned the surgery), but it's entirely possible that his parents have realized how badly they fucked up and are trying to get medical intervention.

From what I understand, once you get to a certain weight, normal exercise is impossible and you have to have surgery before you can even attempt to lose weight the normal way.
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Considering the pictures of striker, it could be possible that he is 506 lbs or somewhere close to that weight.
 
Lyles said:
Most zoophiles either become vet technicians or volunteer at animal shelters.
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The same way that pyromaniacs love to join the fire department?

BillRiley said:
30? OP says he's 19.
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I'm so tempted to make a joke about "fatfingering" a typo....
Yeah, I meant to type "20-year old".
A 20-year old....with the potty-training of a 2-year old....and the cardiac muscles of a 70 year old.

strikerwolf said:
"Take down everything NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!"
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Can't.
Genie refuses to go back into the bottle.
Omelet can't be turned back into an egg.
There is no "away" on the Internet.
Next time you want to avoid ridicule, resist the urge to be ridiculous.
Start by throwing away your diapers and restrict yourself to shitting in the toilet.
That is what it is for.
 
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The hackers are cops and they will deliver justice over the internet because that is important to law enforcement. I'm starting to shift from this being a ruse to being a guy with mild brain damage from oxygen deprivation.
 
You know if this guy wasn't such a fucking creepy weirdo, I'd have a little compassion for him. Sure it's his own fault he's a big boy, but if he stood back and said, "Okay, look guys--I got myself this fat, and I am looking to lose it with gastric bypass. Please understand this isn't easy for me either." I seriously wouldn't care. But come on posting yourself in diapers and talking about shitting everywhere? Nobody wants to know about that crap, no pun intended. Aside from the fact it's disgusting, it's also unsanitary.
 
He reminds me of Tyce. I'm not sure what I can do with him or what I even want to do with him. I'd like him to do something funny but I'm not sure what would get him to.
 
Poor Choices said:
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The hackers are cops and they will deliver justice over the internet because that is important to law enforcement. I'm starting to shift from this being a ruse to being a guy with mild brain damage from oxygen depletion.
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Even Chris thought he was talking to a black person when dropping the n-bomb. This is just random racism.
 
Yeah, this guy is really slow. I don't think it's possible to provoke a reaction out of him directly. I'll just let things take their course before it becomes unfunny having me involved.
 
This is the fastest lolcow development I've ever seen. Within less than 48 hours, he's already gone into the "TAKE DOWN MY THREAD NOW" stage. It feels too good to be true.
 
Cosmos said:
Surprised no one's commented on it yet, but he said "I'm 506 lbs getting surgery for it." He could just be lying (especially if this exchange happened a while ago and he still hasn't had/mentioned the surgery), but it's entirely possible that his parents have realized how badly they fucked up and are trying to get medical intervention.

From what I understand, once you get to a certain weight, normal exercise is impossible and you have to have surgery before you can even attempt to lose weight the normal way.
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So this guy is now our third disgustingly fattest lolcow next to the Slaton sisters? Also how does someone get over 500 pounds? You would have to spend days, months at a time, sitting in one spot, doing nothing but gorging on McDonalds and other junk food.
 
Too Many Crooks said:
Wow, I'm away for over a day and this thread blew up. XD

...Striker is 504 lbs? Damn, I was way off!

Also, kudos to @DirkBloodStormKing for her info. :semperfidelis:
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I agree with you; he weighs less than I thought.

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StrikerWolf1 in: Babyfur with a Shotgun
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What a dumbass. Has he not yet learned point his ass at the computer while the forums page is displayed and then farting DOES NOT constitute as having a gun?
 
He keeps talking about weight loss surgery. If his family is well enough to afford that (And a previous poster in this thread confirmed that they were), unless he changes his dietary habits, it's just going to blow out and he'll gain all the weight back. At his size it isn't hard to lose weight... when I was 300 pounds, I lost almost 50 pounds just cutting out soda and walking the dogs around the block a few extra times. I'm amazed a doctor will even DO the surgery on someone they think is using it as a magic cure that keeps the calories from their Big Macs and Mt Dew from absorbing.
 
i was under the impression that Deagle Nation was over, but somehow jan combined jace, tyce, and eli into one person.
 
Cosmos said:
From what I understand, once you get to a certain weight, normal exercise is impossible and you have to have surgery before you can even attempt to lose weight the normal way.
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Well, not quite. Gastric bypass is very high-risk for someone with Striker's weight. He would likely still have to lose 30-50 pounds before the doctors could perform surgery on him. Although he could lose that amount of weight just by eating a little less and moving around a little more, this of course requires some willpower from the patient, so I wouldn't be surprised if he couldn't go through with the bypass.

(citation: I watched a lot of My 600-Pound Life)
 
Rabbit Bones said:
He keeps talking about weight loss surgery. If his family is well enough to afford that (And a previous poster in this thread confirmed that they were), unless he changes his dietary habits, it's just going to blow out and he'll gain all the weight back. At his size it isn't hard to lose weight... when I was 300 pounds, I lost almost 50 pounds just cutting out soda and walking the dogs around the block a few extra times. I'm amazed a doctor will even DO the surgery on someone they think is using it as a magic cure that keeps the calories from their Big Macs and Mt Dew from absorbing.
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So, he could lose some weight if he just got up from the computer chair and took a few laps around the house? Or by just not eating so much? I can only imagine his reaction when his weight comes right back after the weight-loss surgery.
 
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