🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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Edit: Ok apparently that was powerlevel, I don't see how but ok it's gone now

Long story short I'm gonna draw him a pretty picture and then I didn't because I had to do a thing
If I can get out of bed I'll do it tonight
 
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Ahhh yes, because the OG "real" goths exist anymore.
Sorry Striker, went through it in high school, seen the bitchfights, wore the eyeliner, learned the facts. You are the poser copying the posers who copied the posers that the "real" goths hated. The legit ones mostly vanished with Siouxsie and the Banshees around '96 or so. Your "culture" is a lie maintained by alt fashion labels and shitty unsigned bands to convince you you're still relevant.
I'd recommend doing what the rest of us did around age 19: buying a polo shirt, moving out, and calling it a day.
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I was with you until "buying a polo shirt". No one should have to wear a polo shirt.
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT...

This dude actually commented and followed my channel back in the day.

He is obsessed with GTA V and glitching / mods, I saw the comment and thought it was jace initially or someone who was aware of / fan of parkourdude91, clicked his channel, saw his video and pretty much thought it was a trolling dude from 4chan or something.

His latest vid on GTA V and needing help is well, fuck man.

Im at work atm, ill see if I can dig up some of the comments (I upload nearly daily so have a fuck ton of videos and it was earlier this year if I can recall) - if someone wants to do it for me ill pm you my channel link and see if you can source it.

He also wanted me to follow and dm him on twitter, but i dont usually add people I haven't played with / know of / regulars, and I can say, fuck, I sure as hell won't be now.

Unless you guys want me to fuck with him.... :heart-empty:
 
Unless he was using a different name, I can't seem to locate his Furry4Life profile.

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(And no, it's not StrikerFox)

The's only one profile that lists Long Beach, NY as it's location, and it doesn't look like his.
 
Damn, now we have someone that knows said cow? This might be the quickest build-up of a lolcow yet!
 
DirkBloodStormKing said:
This is his brother's facebook.

I don't have a lot of proof that I knew him (mainly because it's been like six years since we last spoke to each other) and I don't have photos of us, but I definitely knew him though. He's completely real. He and his brother had their own consoles (like their own PS3's, X-box 360's, Gamecubes) because their parents are rich. I also remember Avery especially eating his ass off and drinking unhealthy amounts of soda.

And my father is pretty good friends with his father, though I'd rather I get neither of them involved and just focus on Strikerwolf1.
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Hi DeagleDad420
 
Rich white boys with gaming problems!?

You know those two have dead bodies in the basement or something.
 
If I see any wannabe Clyde Clash's wrecking this thread i'll pay mods to ban you. You are not and never will be Clyde, you are just autistic people wrecking threads on an autism forum.
 
Ariel said:
If I see any wannabe Clyde Clash's wrecking this thread i'll pay mods to ban you. You are not and never will be Clyde, you are just autistic people wrecking threads on an autism forum.
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It's inevitable. They will come, and only fire can cleanse us from them.

Please Ariel, you are only hope.
 
I'm new to this thread also and holy cow. (heh)

Sanae Kochiya said:
Right, so... I read all 14 pages. Lemme see if I can wrap my mind around this guy.

  • A weeaboo.
  • One of those hipsters that has a fucking katana.
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How much a weeb aside from apparently carrying a katana everywhere?

Whether that guy is troll or not (although based on what I've skimmed, probably not), this should get interesting.

:popcorn:
 
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Worth reading the entire thread or is it all "Look at me senpai" and "gee I hope x shows up in the farms"? I've read up the OP so I know of this kid's reputation.

@DirkBloodStormKing I doubt that you do know him, proof to prosper here.
 
Wow, that guy is like a gift bestowed on us by the lolcow gods.

This is going to be interesting, even if his lolcowish traits are nearly too good to be true.
 
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