🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[silky]

I love how he's made the skull look fat. It's physically impossible for a skull to be fat, and yet here we are. What a time to be alive.

 

[BF 388]

His new skeleton mask

Striker is just big boned.

 

[Count groudon]

His new skeleton mask

To be fair, Striker is so fat that his bones are probably huge and jiggly too.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

To be fair, Striker is so fat that his bones are probably huge and jiggly too.

Actually, they were replaced by fat. The reason he's able to walk is because he's literally become so fat that gravity can't amass him into a puddle. It's self-sustaining, really.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

His new skeleton mask

Please god can this be one of the smilies? It's perfect.

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

The #skeelatinwar is real

 

[Bugaboo]

How ironic?

I don't know how big that tub of ice cream is (my guess is 1 gallon) but I certainly hope he didn't sit there, wrapped in a blanket and each the whole thing.
Who am I kidding, that's exactly what he did. Mother fucker needs more parental supervison

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I don't know how big that tub of ice cream is (my guess is 1 gallon) but I certainly hope he didn't sit there, wrapped in a blanket and each the whole thing.
Who am I kidding, that's exactly what he did. Mother fucker needs more parental supervison

To be fair, the cup only exists in that picture. He ate that after the picture was taken. Not really sure if that's a fact, but, well, I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Clownshirt]

Sorry if late, but I saw this on tumblr just now. A blog named the cringe channel posted it on the 15th. Nothing new or exciting, I just liked the idea of this starting to make the rounds on tumblr.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

 

[Pocoyo]

Sorry if late, but I saw this on tumblr just now. A blog named the cringe channel posted it on the 15th. Nothing new or exciting, I just liked the idea of this start making the rounds on tumblr.

More like pinkish-red power

(Also couldn't he at least wipe his face before taking the picture?)

 

[Bertram]

Sorry if late, but I saw this on tumblr just now. A blog named the cringe channel posted it on the 15th. Nothing new or exciting, I just liked the idea of this starting to make the rounds on tumblr.

The same guy has been posting about Striker on twitter for a while now. Soon, the w'eens will begin their relentless siege.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Well, fuckingfurries on tumblr has featured him on their beware list.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Well, fuckingfurries on tumblr has featured him on their beware list.

Far out. He has something in common with Vade (as "ringabelkin"). I mean, something besides being a waste of space.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sorry if late, but I saw this on tumblr just now. A blog named the cringe channel posted it on the 15th. Nothing new or exciting, I just liked the idea of this starting to make the rounds on tumblr.

I don't like that look in his eyes.

More like pinkish-red power

(Also couldn't he at least wipe his face before taking the picture?)

No, because that would mean he wasn't a fat lazy slob.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

>waits for Striker to make a Tumblr and defend himself

 

[SP 199]

Murika

 

[Count groudon]

Murika

While I'm almost 100% certain that he's bullshitting, I'd still like to believe it's true so that we can inevitably hear about the recoil blacking his eye/breaking a rib from holding it in a weird way.

 

[Kaz]

Striker is just big boned.

Shitposting aside Striker's threats have been devolving into things an elementary/middle school student would threaten you with.

 

[BF 388]

Shitposting aside Striker's threats have been devolving into things an elementary/middle school student would threaten you with.

Uh, Striker has been doing that since the start...