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It sure won't be funny for the morticians who clean his bloated corpse up for the funeral
Don't they just blow those up on the beach?
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It sure won't be funny for the morticians who clean his bloated corpse up for the funeral
Feels good to know I am a friend of Striker and he won't be including me in this curseOh shit guys we're in for it now
Oh shit guys we're in for it now
I propose we send Striker a crate full of random masks just to see how many different characters he can come up with.
See? I told you all that Bruce Campbell was god!Can Striker even pronounce whatever incantations are needed? Are we gonna get an Ash from Army of Darkness situation?
hes jew so they wont want himhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=gRbB5Bq-8Q4Plx halp mi get to kkk guis ty
You know last time I talked to striker he seemed to really wanted his parents to not know about what's going on in his Internet life. I bet if someone told his parents he would stop making such a fool of himself
Seeing his weight they seem like the kind of parents who really don't give a shit about their kids
But... Do they know about the nudes and crapping pics/videos? Or that their neighbours could find out about his babyfur status? He could get pedo hate for that...Oh his parents are horrible enablers. I'm pretty sure that his mom is the worse given she's still buying him the bad food. He was excited about getting two Black Whoppers and hopefully his mom bought him the japanese candy he wanted. Of course you can hear about that and more in my latest StrikerWolf Interview, which once again goes deep into his Crisco coated psychosis. It shall be released as soon as it's done so hopefully next twelve hours.
Nah, even Mr. Creosote had the decency to lose weight, even if it was in the most horrifying way ever.https://youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c Striker is this you?
Actually, from reports earlier in the thread, they tried (and try) to hide food from him, but the problem is... they hide it badly.
Either that or Striker is able to eat padlocks now.
Either way, both parents probably should be tried for inhumane treatment of their child - basically severe child abuse. Those health effects are going to last him as long as he does - just prolonged torture before he kicks the bucket, really.
Guys you're burying the lead, here.https://youtube.com/watch?v=gRbB5Bq-8Q4Plx halp mi get to kkk guis ty