Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[Funnybone]

can that "are you guvking happy" be like a smiley or something on here forever?
Please?

 

[Anus]

Who the fuck takes a selfie of themselves crying? Or fake-crying.

 

[usako666]

am I guvking happy?
i am guvking laughing my ass off
that face + that caption is brilliant

I don't think squinting your eyes is crying though

Wouldn't be surprised if she was taking a massive dump while she took that

 

[Eponine]

Who the fuck takes a selfie of themselves crying? Or fake-crying.

An attention-seeker. And I suppose while we're throwing titles around, an enabler.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

We appear to have made an orca cry.

shamu
shamu pls
shamu no u caint cry
no srsly u dont have tear ducts dont even try

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

We appear to have made an orca cry.

Dumpy Anakin Skywalker raises a compelling point though, it's too bad the answer is a booming, resounding, reverberating "YES!"

 

[Bluebersaur]

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

"I'm upset my 'girlfriend/boyfriend/whatevs' was called out on bullshit lET ME TAKE A SELFIE"

Because that's exactly what you do when you're legitimately upset over something and totally not attention whoring.

She also appears more displeased than actually genuinely upset. I know some people are terrible at expressing emotions but she looks like she bit into a questionable-tasting apple more than anything.

 

[Totenkopf]

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

"Are you fucking happy!?!?!"

I am now!

 

[Funnybone]

Wouldn't be surprised if she was taking a massive dump while she took that

this makes too much sense
that's all i see now when I look at her
im dying from laughter
i gotta say this pic and everyone's reactions have made me VERY guvking happy, thank you Kayla's girlfriend/datemate/whatever you made my day

 

[Bork Laser]

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

If you listen carefully you can hear her crying shhh

Spoiler

 

[Lunete]

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

The highlight of this entire thread.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I want to change my username to "guvking crying". Can I do that?

What's the orca's blog url again?

 

[chimpburgers]

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

Beautiful. This expression sums up the whole drama amazingly well and I'll be thinking of it the first thing I decide to come back here.

 

[usako666]

I want to change my username to "guvking crying". Can I do that?

What's the orca's blog url again?

ocpdharry.tumblr.com

 

[Totenkopf]

Shamu crying is the payoff that has made this entire saga worth it.

 

[LordGoomy]

And somewhat of a highlight (aside from that glorious selfie, of course) of ocpdharry:

 

[tsu666]

anyone up for this?

 

[Colress]

Okay, typing properly for this one, but I have to say this is the only time a farms thread had me gasping for air from laughter. I fucking love you guys.

 

[Derbydollar]

Hopefully all of this will have some positive effects on Kayla.
Don't worry, we'll all still be on here when you come back, @Stray Sheep

 

[Mourning Dove]

You'd think she would be crying harder if her lover actually died rather than just left/took a break from Tumblr.