Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[chimpburgers]

Yeah that's actually me, I'm just getting her confidence so I can doxx her and her and get their confidence and trust before I doxx them to /baph/ and tell her dad about why she got kicked out of the navy and then start misgendering them both super-hard and shattering their fragile little emotions until they kms irl.

She doesn't still read this thread does she? Because oops if she does, I'm busted.

Oh guvk!

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

And the cycle begins anew.

EDIT: I thought of Grey Fox from Metal Gear Solid when he was spazzing out and banging his head on the floor and yelling "THE MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

 

[fishercat]

Does Kayla do anything besides bitching on the internet? Doesn't she have a hobby or something?

the answer is no

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Guvking in my skin
These wounds they will not heal.

 

[Mourning Dove]

And the cycle begins anew.

EDIT: I thought of Grey Fox from Metal Gear Solid when he was spazzing out and banging his head on the floor and yelling "THE MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

If you're not gonna clean your room, if you're outside with your dogs then go walk them. You both need it.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

 

[Sigyn]

HOly FUCK I've been gone two days and It's gone from 50 pages to 129. How? Recap, please?

 

[Meatman]

i want to guvk you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside

You get me closer to Guv

 

[HG 400]

HOly FUCK I've been gone two days and It's gone from 50 pages to 129. How? Recap, please?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/stray...gered-by-this-title.9667/page-102#post-726652

 

[tsu666]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

"I'm mentally ill and autistic, as well as otherkin and fictionkin, but probably won't talk much about that unless we are close."
"Don't even bother of you are against feminism (especially if you call yourself a "menist" unironically), against otherkin/fictionkin"

yeah this is the kind of thing I'd look at and say "this person seems like a great life partner for me, definitely."

 

[Mourning Dove]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

Why does Kayla equate every other part of the internet with Tumblr? She's just going to scare people away with her weird jargon and SJW delusions.

 

[deliciouscake]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

Doesn't she already have like 2 partners anyway? The guvk she need more for?

 

[tsu666]

Doesn't she already have like 2 partners anyway? The guvk she need more for?

They need more 16 year olds to listen to get off, but instead of on skype, in real life.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

When Kayla says she enjoys writing, does she mean creative writing or is she counting posting to tumblr as writing?

 

[Marshmallows]

Thanks anonymous, awesome person for this gem. And, what's this in the similar profiles!? Oh my.

Never change, Kayla.

(archives of the okcupids in case they get down: archive 1, archive 2)

 

[ViolentGiant]

Holy shit, Kayla, do something funny again. Or at least make Guvking post more so she can get her own thread.
I'm considering just calling the Katy PD and yelling "Oh shit, oh shit, Ronald McDonald just kidnapped my dogs!" just so something will warrant having this huge thread.

Life is Strange is a terrible game made by terrible French people (honestly, I think French society is just what would happen if an entire nation used Tumblr) but somehow you managed to sift through an entire shitty game of shitty characters and managed to pick the shittiest one to pretend to be. Bravo.

 

[KingGeedorah]

They both have only read three books and they are the same books.

I don't know if Scott Pilgrim even counts.

However, this explains the borderline retarted spelling from both of these esoteric sea creatures.

 

[Hodor]

HOly FUCK I've been gone two days and It's gone from 50 pages to 129. How? Recap, please?

Like how all great lolcow sperg outs happen: they don't know how to just turn the computer off and sperg away from the limelight for a bit. Just like Sluthate, really.

honestly, I think French society is just what would happen if an entire nation used Tumblr

'ey, that''s Sweden. France is Live Journal, dammit.

 

[DN 420]

That's not how it works, you fucking idiot.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I go to bed. I go to work. I come back to forty-three notifications. Forty-three. I also see that:

Kayla admits to being a perpetual middle-schooler,

Kayla STILL doesn't understand the point of this forum,

Kayla thinks were actually going to do something unspeakably shitty that we'd never actually do,

Kayla thinks assertiveness = crying on the internet,

& doesn't realize that she sucks at video games, too. Am I missing anything?

My best friend of the last 10+ years lives in another state. We've only met in person twice, but I love her to bits and she loves me - we talk every day. Unless you have a friend like that, I'm pretty sure your tumblr friends are expendable. Considering how you've been unapologetically suicide baiting them...

Oh, yeah, I have two best friends like that---one I've known since elementary school, & one I'd lived with for several years before my brain finally broke. Plus I know a bunch of rad-as-hell Kiwis. Life is good, man.