Strange Activities near greenside

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

If you’re having thing thrown at your tent it was clearly a Sasquatch. They have a habit of throwing thing in their territory and you were lucky to survive the experience as they often throw large rocks.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

To get fucking answers but nevermind I’m crazy right? Have a nice night everyone don’t msg back

The explanation is simple. You were being harassed by other homeless.

Probably this tbh.

 

[Childe]

Don’t leave yet, please tell me why you decided to make an account on this website in particular and post about your supernatural experience in a subforum dedicated to a Canadian true & honest transwoman. I am just baffled by this.

 

[Strangesurrey]

You made an account on kiwifarms just to do some lunatic schizoposting in the middle of the night?

Go fuck yourself, I’ve been searching and looking for answers since those times , and I didn’t find anything, fuck at least I tried to ask for answers, but people who are just as fucked up has to pick on a person who’s scared to go out at night (not that late at night)

The explanation is simple. You were being harassed by other homeless.

Ugh if I say more, you guys are going to fucking put me down like everyone else. So I’m going to delete my post and pretend none of this happened

 

[The Fool]

Go fuck yourself, I’ve been searching and looking for answers since those times , and I didn’t find anything, fuck at least I tried to ask for answers, but people who are just as fucked up has to pick on a person who’s scared to go out at night (not that late at night)

Ugh if I say more, you guys are going to fucking put me down like everyone else. So I’m going to delete my post and pretend none of this happened

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft.

This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping.

So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip.

sip

Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world.

World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok...

Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think.

More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important!

I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff.

Gonna name it... umm... how about,

"DiamondsAreForever"

"LOL"

"cheese"

uh "BURGAH".

Alright, there's- that's our world generator seed, "DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH"... Done!

Alright let's see what happens, create new world let's do it guys. 'Building terrain' oh my god this is so exciting this is episode one!

I wonder... I wonder where we're gonna end up... Where are we gonna end up?

Ok... what- what? Where the hell am I? I spawned on top of a mountain top! Ok hold on, sound has to be lowered, definitely...

Mkay, a lil' bit of that, a lil' bit of that... maybe a little lower! That sounds about right. Alright!

So, uh, apparently I spawned on top of a mountain... I kinda- this is a good seed!

What's that? We're going to explore it right now - GO!

dies from fall damage

Oh! jerma laugh

... Heheheh... Alright we're going to try that again. This time I'm not gonna miss... I wanna get down to tha- that's the home right there, I wanna live right there.

Don- I don't even have to explore, see if I can't do this... I gotta, hold on... I got an idea, I got a plan.

JermaCraft episode one, this is how we do it! You guys ready? I don't know if you- I don't know if you guys are actually really ready for this!

Here we go! I'm going for a skydive. Remember if you hold shift you don't fall off... That's something I didn't know when I used to livestream this game...

wheeze Heh heh! You guys ready? Ready to go see our new home?

jerma laugh

Alrighty then... What the hell is that? Oh it's an octopus... Look at this quaint little place... I love it already! Heh heh! Alrighty...

So- oh.. exhalation I'm so stupid! Y'see I'm- this is why... this is why I'm an idiot guys... y'see, why would I... I need to get wood! And I just jumped off th- ok...

Remember this... Where are we, pointing east? I have no idea.

Gotta get some trees... That's the most important part of Minecraft you gotta get trees, that's the first thing you gotta get.

Lemme take a sip of my apple cider...

sipping sounds

Oh that's good stuff!

Hopefully you guys picked up a thing of coco like I told you to because that's the most relaxing thing in the world, sitting down, playing videogames... doesn't get much better than that.

Ah ok, c'mon now! Oooh, we got sand too! Now, explain this to me alright?

Alright I want Notch to send me a personal email, and explain to me why there are cows that are acting like Mountain Lions...

I'm gonna kill each one of those cows in just a minute, you watch.

fall damage

Ow... Well at least there's one tree over here... Gotta remember, I gotta go back that way, cause that's where the, the house is gonna be... My awesome dirt house!

So if you are an OLD subscriber, I mean really old, like at least four months ol- month- four... ffweehh four or five months. You'll remember the original JermaCraft it was like two episodes...

And I built a dirt house. This is gonna be completely different I'm going to actually spend time... and make some cool stuff. At least that's what I'm pretending that I'm gonna say that.

Got some wood... aw I got Geno still (his Minecraft skin) from Mario RPG, one of the best games of all time. If you have never played Mario RPG I suggest you play it.

Alright, got some wood, I need more trees over here I can... dig up. I'll get this one too.

excruciatingly slow wood punching

One more and we'll make our way back.

more wood punching

So I guess they added a hunger feature now too if- if you're hungry, you... you die? ... Or something, I guess? Who knows?

even more wood punching

Little bit more wood... And in my livestreams I- I was, always a tradition that when I played this game I would sing a song when things got really boring.

So that seems like the perfect opportunity right now to sing a song, so uh lemme just prep my vocal chords for a second...

sips apple cider

clears throat

Ok... So we're getting wood right now right?

(In Jazz Tune) doodoo, doo doo, (kh) doo, (kh) doo, (kh) doooo doo dooo doo doo, (kh) doo, (kh) doo (kh), doooo.

We're chopping wood down!

(kh) doodoo, doo (kh).

Every single day...

(kh) doo, (kh) doo, (kh) doooo.

I gotta get my tools!

(tch) m'doo (kh)

Any which way.

(tch) doodoo, (kh) doo, (kh) doooo doo doo.

I can't seem to reach this stupid piece of wood, so I gotta put some blocks down to get where I should...

I'mgonnachopem.

(tch) d'dnn, (tch) nhh, (tch) nhhh~

I'm gonna chop right now.

nhh, (tch) nhh, (tch) doooonnnh~ doodooonnh~ doon, (tch) doon, (tch)

fall damage

Alright that's enough... Got it! Let's get the hell outta here! Yaaay!~ splash So those of you that don't think that's gonna be a good spot- you'll see...

I'm gonna build that up to be like a castle! So here's the goal... by Christmas time of this year, 2011, I wanna have... a giant castle like as big as that, uhh, that mountain over there...

begins breaking blocks

So let's clean this up a little bit. Why don't we huh? Yeah alright, alright! ... Maybe put a little bit of dirt down here... Make sure I can y'know...

D- did I really run out of dirt? Wonderful... My first wooden tools. It's just like going to your first day of school... And get, punched in the face by the bully...

Speaking of bullies... I got a funny story for you. First ever story on JermaCraft! While I do this mundane stuff.

So... when I was like in the fourth grade, there was a kid that lived down the street from me, his name will- will stay anonymous, because... y'know I don't want him to like- if he watches these videos- I don't want him to come, like, beat me up.

Not that he would ever remember this to begin with... but I- I was probably like the fourth grade... And eh, swallows I was a little S-word guys I was a little- I was a little... little jerk when I was younger.

So essentially what happened, was- this kid, he was a big, big, fat kid: scary, not very nice. And my brother got in like a fight with him, like a looong time before this v- when I was like the second grade my brother's a little bit older than me...

And lemme pick this up.

So my brother got in a fight with this kid and... and... and like I heard about it. And so at the bus stop one day, cause we were at the same bus stop because he lives right down the street from us. At leas- at least he did, I don't know if he does anymore.

So... I dunno why- I was in the fourth grade this so much of a little jerk I was. So my grandmother used to pick me up from school, after I got from the bus stop...

Because y'know obviously you don't wanna walk- y'know, the mile and a half back to your house or whatever it is, mile... Cause the bus stop wasn't that close.

So my grandma used to pick me up, and he was at the bus stop as well, and one day I decided that out of the back window, I was going to give him a double middle finger, as I was driving with my grandmother one day.

I dunno why- I don't even know why I did it guys I can't- I can't tell you one reason why I gave this kid the double middle finger. And from that day forward, he just kinda gave me the w- like a weird look like "What? The hell are you doing?"

And from that day forward I would RUN. RUN, as fast as I could to the bus stop, and away to the bus stop where my grandmother was gonna pick me up, and it was like that for almost six months.

And he never beat me up or anything like that he, eh- he, I- I he- I don- I don- I was like, overreacting.

Actually hold on a second I don't need this... What am I doing with this? I was just putting blocks down! Actualy nonono, I was- I was doing the right thing. I want- I want these. Cause I wanna make like a wall kind of...

Let's keep that going. So yeah, so I guess the moral of the story is, never give the double middle finger to a bully. Cause, you'll be scared for the rest of your life.

And I still am scared, when I like open my doors to like, go and get the groceries... I'm scared. That bully's gonna come get me for me... givin' him the bird.

Yeah- yeah that is actually a true story I did not make that up it- I was scared for like, at least six months. And nothing ever happened either, and like- like I didn't get beat up or anything, so...

Alright now. Is there- is this all- is this gonna go straight down into... ok cool. C-o-o-o-o-l! I'm gonna make a little mine here!

hisses

It's getting late... it's getting late and when it gets late that's when Jerma starts to lose.

starts digging 4x4 hole straight down

I don't think I've ever made it past one night in this game when people are watching. I really don't think it's happened.

ambient cave sound

Is that- Ooh, there's a mine somewhere around here... Pretty sick! Oh jeez- it's right here! Ohohohoh! Nice! Maybe there's coal right here too, that'd be pretty awesome!

Oh my god, Creeper! Creeper get the hell outta here! I'm gonna kick your butt! Y'know yeah- yeah blow up! Go on, go on what do you think I care?

You can't hurt me I got a shovel! I'm gonna shovel your face in-

creeper explodes and takes off more than half of Jerma's health

gasp

... Ok well that's done. chuckles There's not coal just right here somewhere? There has to be... See this is why they always tell you, right when you start, you need to go get coal, you need to go get wood and everything, but I was too busy talking about a bully... me giving him the middle finger.

So looking- I'm trying to see if I can see coal, sometimes it's just right on the edge of these mountains...

stares into pitch black

Hmmmm... I am not pleased! ... Let's at least do this. I need a sheep too, I need wool! I'm being a real piece of crap...

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Go fuck yourself, I’ve been searching and looking for answers since those times , and I didn’t find anything, fuck at least I tried to ask for answers, but people who are just as fucked up has to pick on a person who’s scared to go out at night (not that late at night)

Ugh if I say more, you guys are going to fucking put me down like everyone else. So I’m going to delete my post and pretend none of this happened

Please tell us more we’re genuinely interested in what happened.

 

[Maskull]

Ugh if I say more, you guys are going to fucking put me down like everyone else. So I’m going to delete my post and pretend none of this happened

No, please do go on. I want to hear more. Everyone's annoyed you posted this thread in the wrong part of the website. Even some of the jokers here would like to hear more of your story.

 

[Strangesurrey]

No, please do go on. I want to hear more. Everyone's annoyed you posted this thread in the wrong part of the website. Even some of the jokers here would like to hear more of your story.

Then everyone else would think I’m a joke, no I’m good. Thanks you all for your great support and help

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Then everyone else would think I’m a joke, no I’m good. Thanks you all for your great support and help

DM me and tell me what happened i’ll See what you want to say.

 

[Childe]

Then everyone else would think I’m a joke, no I’m good. Thanks you all for your great support and help

I’m sorry to have hurt your feelings. I am actually interested in knowing more about your experiences.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Go fuck yourself, I’ve been searching and looking for answers since those times , and I didn’t find anything, fuck at least I tried to ask for answers, but people who are just as fucked up has to pick on a person who’s scared to go out at night (not that late at night)

Ugh if I say more, you guys are going to fucking put me down like everyone else. So I’m going to delete my post and pretend none of this happened

It was probably just other homeless people bothering you.

 

[Strangesurrey]

It was probably just other homeless people bothering you.

 

[Florence]

We can help you more if you post a picture of your penis.

 

[Strangesurrey]

I've got a similar story from that neighbourhood!
I was wearing my favourite black suit on my early morning run. It was pretty foggy out, but you know, I don't really mind that. It's nice and cool anyway.

So I was just having a nice walk, it was pretty pleasant, when I suddenly see this weird shadow in the distance, like someone riding around on some sort of two-wheeled contraption. So I try to get closer. (I'm a curious person by heart). As soon as I approach it however, it lets out this bone chilling scream and rides away WAY faster than I can run. Two other people ride past me on bikes, equally fast. I guess they were chasing whatever the thing in the fog was. The whole situation disturbed me, so I kinda broke off my run then and there and went home. Glad to see I'm not the only one to encounter the supernatural.

See I’m not crazy!

I've got a similar story from that neighbourhood!
I was wearing my favourite black suit on my early morning run. It was pretty foggy out, but you know, I don't really mind that. It's nice and cool anyway.

So I was just having a nice walk, it was pretty pleasant, when I suddenly see this weird shadow in the distance, like someone riding around on some sort of two-wheeled contraption. So I try to get closer. (I'm a curious person by heart). As soon as I approach it however, it lets out this bone chilling scream and rides away WAY faster than I can run. Two other people ride past me on bikes, equally fast. I guess they were chasing whatever the thing in the fog was. The whole situation disturbed me, so I kinda broke off my run then and there and went home. Glad to see I'm not the only one to encounter the supernatural.

See I’m not Crazy! Did you see what that person looks like?

 

[Rio]

See I’m not crazy!

See I’m not Crazy! Did you see what that person looks like?

I didn't get a close look due to the fog, but it looked kinda like someone riding a bicycle in a weird way. I think that's how they get you. Whatever they are, they look and act like completely normal people on first glance.

What's even more fucked up is that a buddy told me that people were wandering around the area looking for me afterwards. I ended up skipping my morning run for the next few weeks after. Luckily things kinda went back to normal after that.

 

[Strangesurrey]

I didn't get a close look due to the fog, but it looked kinda like someone riding a bicycle in a weird way. I think that's how they get you. Whatever they are, they look and act like completely normal people on first glance.

What's even more fucked up is that a buddy told me that people were wandering around the area looking for me afterwards. I ended up skipping my morning run for the next few weeks after. Luckily things kinda went back to normal after that.

Omg, people in that area were asking my partner where I was in that area, there were also people in trucks driving around stalking me as well, and at the time being homeless it’s pretty hard to hide in that area, I just felt safe in some parts of the area.

 

[Troonos]

OP is a faggot and should get raped to death by masturbating Sasquatch.

 

[Strangesurrey]

No, please do go on. I want to hear more. Everyone's annoyed you posted this thread in the wrong part of the website. Even some of the jokers here would like to hear more of your story.

What’s the point tbh, only one person on here has had a similar situation as me. So leave it at that

OP is a faggot and should get raped to death by masturbating Sasquatch.

The place I was camping was too open for a Sasquatch to live in.

 

[Troonos]

The place I was camping was too open for a Sasquatch to live in.

Then maybe it was Yaniv, and I hope he gives you AIDS. It'll go well with your terminal case of newfaggotry.

 

[Strangesurrey]

Then maybe it was Yaniv, and I hope he gives you AIDS. It'll go well with your terminal case of newfaggotry.

Wow if you have nothing nice to say or be supportive then stop msging.