💰 Grifter StoneToss (allegedly, formerly Red Panels)

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Man-made (S / A)
– Drawn with a webcomic machine.
ARTificial
 
The Last Stand said:
Apples and oranges. Photography takes skill and patience to take the perfect shot. In that case, of an insect.
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Photography is for dick heads who never learned to draw. Source: I'm one of them. They don't call some cameras "point and shoots" for nothing.
I do want to add that the camera in the comic is an abomination and the guy is holding it wrong.
 
An Ghost said:
Photography is for dick heads who never learned to draw. Source: I'm one of them. They don't call some cameras "point and shoots" for nothing.
I do want to add that the camera in the comic is an abomination and the guy is holding it wrong.
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It's how you take the photo.
 
The Last Stand said:
It's how you take the photo.
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Define "how." What variables could there be in photography? You press the button and photo comes out, just like AI.
It's always about the camera. Just like how people ask Picasso what brushes he used or Beethoven what piano he played on, ask every photographer what camera they use.
 
An Ghost said:
Define "how." What variables could there be in photography? You press the button and photo comes out, just like AI.
It's always about the camera. Just like how people ask Picasso what brushes he used or Beethoven what piano he played on, ask every photographer what camera they use.
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Aperture size, exposure, lighting, composition, ISO, shutters speed, subject matter.

A piano is also just a tool that makes something for you based on how you push a button. You touch a key and a noise comes out. Point and shoot cameras are just simplified versions, like a children's piano with only 10 keys. You're not really a pianist for playing one of those mindlessly, and you're not a photographer for using a point and shoot camera on your dog.
 
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The Last Stand said:
Lighting, angle, subject, shadow, etc. There's a lot of aspects in professional photography beyond just point and shoot.
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Bruh literally googled "how to photo" and chalks it up as a win. Name one shadow.

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Aperture size, exposure, lighting, composition, ISO, shuttersspeed, subject matter.

A piano is also just a tool that makes something for you based on how you push a button. You touch a key and a noise comes out. Point and shoot cameras are just simplified versions, like a children's piano with only 10 keys. You're not really a pianist for playing one of those mindlessly, and you're not a photographer for using a point and shoot camera on your dog.
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None of these traits matter to an AI which can create images of infinite sharpness and DoF. I posted 90% of the photos in this (supporters) thread. Please take a look and then decide if my opinion is relevant when I say photography takes 0 actual talent.

Consider this: all photographers are currently dead and burried because of AI generation. "Professional" photographers are a myth because there isn't a license you get like a professional electrician. Consider the reasons why you would hire a "Skilled" photographer or purchase the rights to reproduce an image.
-Wedding photographer
These assholes are expensive as fuck to hire and they all have the same fake plastic smile. Why bother when you can just AI generate photos of your big day? Just make a prompt like "Loving Bride Waifu Wedding Dress Big Knockers" and be done with it.
-Professional headshots
If you work from home or worse, you're black, don't waste time having some dickhead set up lights for a few photos. Just use thispersondoesnotexist. Nobody ever has to know that you're fat and ugly now!
-Landscape for decor
Nobody hangs actual wall art anymore. They just get movie posters. Just like landscape painters all died when photography was invented (rip Bob Ross) AI will take money out of the mouths of retards who hike mountains to capture grand vistas.
-product photography
These are already fake. Anybody who claims to be a skilled product photographer just steals it from other websites.
-Stock images
This is what AI photography will actually replace and honestly anybody who thought they could make a living selling pictures of "cyber woman with corn" for 30 cents a pop deserves to die.

Obviously the exception is film photographers. Film is chemicals and not digital so it's different.
 
An Ghost said:
Bruh literally googled "how to photo" and chalks it up as a win. Name one shadow.


None of these traits matter to an AI which can create images of infinite sharpness and DoF. I posted 90% of the photos in this (supporters) thread. Please take a look and then decide if my opinion is relevant when I say photography takes 0 actual talent.

Consider this: all photographers are currently dead and burried because of AI generation. "Professional" photographers are a myth because there isn't a license you get like a professional electrician. Consider the reasons why you would hire a "Skilled" photographer or purchase the rights to reproduce an image.
-Wedding photographer
These assholes are expensive as fuck to hire and they all have the same fake plastic smile. Why bother when you can just AI generate photos of your big day? Just make a prompt like "Loving Bride Waifu Wedding Dress Big Knockers" and be done with it.
-Professional headshots
If you work from home or worse, you're black, don't waste time having some dickhead set up lights for a few photos. Just use thispersondoesnotexist. Nobody ever has to know that you're fat and ugly now!
-Landscape for decor
Nobody hangs actual wall art anymore. They just get movie posters. Just like landscape painters all died when photography was invented (rip Bob Ross) AI will take money out of the mouths of retards who hike mountains to capture grand vistas.
-product photography
These are already fake. Anybody who claims to be a skilled product photographer just steals it from other websites.
-Stock images
This is what AI photography will actually replace and honestly anybody who thought they could make a living selling pictures of "cyber woman with corn" for 30 cents a pop deserves to die.

Obviously the exception is film photographers. Film is chemicals and not digital so it's different.
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You know what, you're right.
 
I'll post a photo I took and explain the entire process behind it to show you that photography takes no effort because the machines do all the work.
Art is subjective and whatever but people would probably consider this to at least be "good."
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1. Set up camera and press shutter button once.
2. Jerk off in my car for 3 hours.
3. Put the pictures in several computer programs until it looks like I want it to.
Please point to the part that makes it more "sophisticated" that AI
 
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