Stolen Valor A-Holes

[JudgeDredd]

I figured Id post this just cause someone should. This is here to make fun of people who commit stolen valor. Stolen valor if you dont know is people lying about serving or geting an award or being in a unit (Like SF or Rangers) or having fought or been deployed somewhere they have not been.

People who commit stolen valor are some of the biggest aholes ever. Always bitching and complaining when someone outs them. trying to feed bullshit about serving when they in reality have not served.

Stolen valor losers are some of the biggest bovine mother fuckers out there. I say its time we lampooned them!

STAMPEED MOTHER FUCKERS!

 

[Le Bateleur]

I've heard about this guy who's not really a future ex-Marine.

 

[autism420]

You need to add some actual content to make a thread dude.

 

[Clown Doll]

When deciding who's a lolcow, it's worthwhile to observe who the salt oozes from ; a bunch of military fakers have many Lolcow-ish qualities to them, but they get many people so overemotional that the "irrational response" part is usually showcased by the people calling out said fakers. It's understandable to be upset about fakers if you have served, especially as a vet, but non-military people absolutely losing their shit over someone lying about military service (as opposed to lying about being a fireman) seems fairly over the top much of the time and imo sometimes more lolcow-ish than being a faker in and itself.

 

[JudgeDredd]

 

[Le Bateleur]

That guy in the second video already had a thread.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Eh. If they can reap benefits from going "I was totes shot in the war" then good for them.

 

[DangerousGas]

Ah. We call them Walts over here. There's a whole bunch of them being rooted out on the British Army's favoured forum, ARRSE. The subforum can be found here: http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/forums/waltenkommando.192/

 

[Cynical]

Don't know about anyone else, but I fucking loathe these assholes. They aren't just lolcows, they are a fucking mockery of everyone with the balls to join one of the most dangerous professions in the world and an insult to those who actually do want to serve their countries with honor.

Might be a-logging here, but hell with it: These fuckers should be the meatshields for actual soldiers, as they are just chickenhawks pretending to be lions.

 

[Foltest]

thought of this.

 

[Glaive]

@JudgeDredd

Feel free to make a new thread on this if you can pinpoint a specific individual to discuss that does not already have a thread.
If you'd like to make one about a community as a whole, you'll need to cite specific websites, wikis, videos, ect. ect. that will help summarize the community and prompt users to search through material. This is too vague as is.