Stefonknee / Paul Wolscht - Terrifying Toddler Fetishist

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littlebiscuits said:
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I just can't believe he paid close to almost 200 dollars ( you know he got the matching 40 dollar panties) for that mess. Now we know where the funds form his sockettes go.
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That dress is horrible even without the terrifying man inside it.
 
Pronoun Party said:
That dress is horrible even without the terrifying man inside it.
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Which reminds me. Why do old cross-dressers always pick the worst style of 1950s little girl dress? Are they pining for something they never had as a kid in that era? Clothes back then just look garish.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Which reminds me. Why do old cross-dressers always pick the worst style of 1950s little girl dress? Are they pining for something they never had as a kid in that era? Clothes back then just look garish.
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Probably. Also their idea of what the epitome of "girly" is most likely heavily based on the generation they grew up in. It's like that scene in Billy Madison where he goes back to high school and thinks wearing a denim jacket and driving a firebird is still cool.

It also explains why most trannies who decide to come out when they're older can't dress worth shit. They're not dressing for their realistic self, they're dressing for their ideal self.
 
It disturbs me greatly that someone out there manufactures size xxxxxxxxxxl toddler dresses. I hope they make them jizz proof.
 
Ruin said:
It disturbs me greatly that someone out there manufactures size xxxxxxxxxxl toddler dresses. I hope they make them jizz proof.
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I've bought that same exact mini pink gingham material from Jo-ann fabrics when I made gift parcels for a friend's baby shower. I'll have you know that that shit is the cheapest of the cheap and can't even handle hand washing, let alone....um, bodily fluids.

Def not worth 140 dollars. And look at that shape! Not even the model picture is hemmed correctly. Funky got ripped off. So there are small justices in the world....
 
Ruin said:
It disturbs me greatly that someone out there manufactures size xxxxxxxxxxl toddler dresses. I hope they make them jizz proof.
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Jokes aside, you know that went into the planning process. You know they had to take in account for such an inevitability. Deep down inside we all do. We just didn't want to look into a mirror and admit that we knew the actuality of this situation.

Chad the designer: "So this adorable little number will be for men, six foot then some. And it will be fashioned after the 1940's grade school girl outfit featuring..." Suddenly cut off.

Company CEO: "How much of a load of jizz can this thing take before it melts Chad"

Chad: "We're still doing testing but men of this size can produce quantities we haven't really prepared for yet".



Company CEO: " Get me some solid numbers on closet life so we can see if we need to change up fabric usage....Chad do you ever think of what it would be like to not wake up sometimes?"

Chad: Ever day sir....every day.
 
Pronoun Party said:
That dress is horrible even without the terrifying man inside it.
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This comment led me to a realization. "Stefonknee" is very homely. I have no idea how he thinks a blue-collar guy's appearance could be improved via transformation into a sissyboy abomination, but he does. Maybe he's trying the "so-ugly-it's-cute" aesthetic, but it absolutely does not work. He just amplifies the garishness of the items around him, leading to the terror sane people feel from all those photographs...
 
So what I've learned from this thread is there is a demand for disposable lolita costumes for overweight middle-aged men.

Taking this shit to Shark Tank.
 
KatsuKitty said:
Which reminds me. Why do old cross-dressers always pick the worst style of 1950s little girl dress? Are they pining for something they never had as a kid in that era? Clothes back then just look garish.
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It's a fairly easy fetish to dissect, women were basically considered nothing but sperm receptacles in the 50s, and the kawaii aspect serves to bring all the pedoforks to the yard, while satisfying some internalized pedophilia he has as well.
This is basically a paraphilia combined with a midlife crisis, it's the latest trend in the West from celebrities like Bruce Jenner to Chris-Chan taking part in the new wave, gone are the penis cars and hair transplants in the 90'ss and 00's. For our new midlife crisis we have have dudes who want to wear people's skin or social masks in a futile attempt to recapture any glimmer of youth, desirability, or admirability they once held dear...delusional or not.

Long Sun said:
Expect the lumberjack contributes to society
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He also probably looks better in a dress, and he could probably supply wood instead of destroying it with his anal and rectal cavities.
 
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stef is throwing a party

they got in an argument about the CAMH thing that was in brianna wu's thread with some other people, also
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If I am not busy or heavily intoxicated, I will try to attend Stefonkee's party and come back with some spicy deets for y'all.
 
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