Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

I enjoyed Fallen Order overall. Could do without the "the crystal chooses the Jedi!" Harry Potter bullshit, but that's Disney Wars for you. I'll live without a sequel.
I'm just happy that this song exists:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oJZfEh3EciU

A mechanically sound game with pretty graphics (although ugly or meh character designs) and some fun refined mechanics taken from FU and Bounty Hunter (minus that gay time stopping thing and seeing the past via touching things like Emo Ren and Rey) but suffering from a shit and poorly thought out story, cast and lore that mostly just exists to remind you that Aladdin's Rebels, Filoni Wars and the sequels exist while attempting to be Disney's substitute for Force Unleashed and Jedi Knight without the engaging dark/light options or realistic saber combat of the latter.

Story in a nutshell.

Its pretty much the Filoni effect. A meh thing on a mountain of shit that the Fandom Menace ate up more easily because it had a male ginger in the lead instead of a woke protag. The ending was also really fucking stupid so the thing is better off without a sequel to its crap story, unless they wanna recycle the mechanics for something that might be worthwhile, like 1313 or a new story entirely that has decent writers, but that'll never happen.

 

[Miller]

I enjoyed Fallen Order overall. Could do without the "the crystal chooses the Jedi!" Harry Potter bullshit, but that's Disney Wars for you. I'll live without a sequel.
I'm just happy that this song exists:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oJZfEh3EciU

Fallen Order could have been great if it was an actual Star Wars game and not a last minute SW reskin of a Dark Souls-like game. We shouldn't spend 90% of a "Jedi" game jumping around and killing big bugs and monsters with a LED baseball bat.

 

[Creep3r]

So on the same day news started spreading around about Heart of the Jedi outselling Disney shit, the book already got its first assmad Disney reviewer.

This angry nigga bitches about the book being awful due to focusing on Luke & friends which will "cause us to go back to the stone age" while claiming its unlicensed but doesn't even know that the book was an official but cancelled post-ROTJ story from 1993. He also bitches about Old Republic being woke for some reason despite wanting stories about the High Republic.

 

[White Devil]

Reading that hurt my brain. Proof read your shit, retard.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

So on the same day news started spreading around about Heart of the Jedi outselling Disney shit, the book already got its first assmad Disney reviewer.
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This angry nigga bitches about the book being awful due to focusing on Luke & friends which will "cause us to go back to the stone age" while claiming its unlicensed but doesn't even know that the book was an official but cancelled post-ROTJ story from 1993. He also bitches about Old Republic being woke for some reason despite wanting stories about the High Republic.

>Old Republic
>wokest era
The fuck is this guy on? It was at most, the early signs of woke rot in Star Wars beginning to manifest and was far from the peak of it. That just sounds like a token attempt to not make him sound like a seething soy.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

The Old Republic had an ongoing BDSM joke in one of its quest lines.

"Woke" is hardly how I'd describe that era of Star Wars.

 

[Creep3r]

>Old Republic
>wokest era
The fuck is this guy on? It was at most, the early signs of woke rot in Star Wars beginning to manifest and was far from the peak of it. That just sounds like a token attempt to not make him sound like a seething soy.

I just find it hilarious that he calls Old Republic woke despite shilling for High Republic. You know he's trying to convince people that he's not a Disney drone but failing badly at it.


Also this is Disney's next big stinker of a comic event that they're advertising regularly on SW.com which they're calling "the ultimate crossover comic of all time" because its about featuring all the characters from their four main shitty SW comics that are still active: the main one starring cucked Luke and Han, the Vader comics, the comic about their nu take on Valance from the 70s comics, and Doctor Fucking Aphra...

Its unironically their replacement for Shadows of the Empire, and stars Boba Fett and Dr. FUCKING Aphra teaming up to find Han Solo because (get this) Boba Fett fucking lost a dude frozen in carbonite. The comic will also feature a special "guest appearance" by the yellow freak from Plan IX: The Fall of Skywalker who killed Rey's parents to serve as the tie-in for the sequels to "make sure every era is covered". High Republic characters will also get referenced via ancient ruins and glyphs on the planet where this shit takes place. But don't worry guys, Doomcuck said that the sequels will totally start getting retconned soon!

THE BIGGEST COMC (fuckers can't even spell comic for their site) EVENT OF THE STAR WARS GALAXY CONTINUES!

• Notorious bounty hunter BOBA FETT has tracked his missing prize — heroic smuggler HAN SOLO, frozen in carbonite — to the remote, frozen world of JEKARA.
• But representatives from many of the galaxy’s most powerful factions have gathered, and they all want the same thing — Solo.
• Things go from bad to worse, as Boba Fett realizes that he himself has become almost as valuable to the galaxy’s hunters as Han Solo, and he must turn to the least trustworthy person in the galaxy for help…DOCTOR APHRA…

Also some cringe from the Aphra tie-in comic to this starring Durge with a really bad pun.

MYSTERIES ABOUND ABOARD A DURGE-ANGED SHIP! (what?)

DOCTOR APHRA and SANA STARROS discover an eerie abandoned ship while on a new mission from DOMINA TAGGE.
But on board they will come face-to-face with a nightmarish horror not seen in the galaxy for untold eons.
And then there's….THE FEARSOME BOUNTY HUNTER DURGE!

Its also being rumored that a very special guest star will be making an appearance... I bet you can't guess who this special fucking guest star is!

 

[HandsomeDan]

So on the same day news started spreading around about Heart of the Jedi outselling Disney shit, the book already got its first assmad Disney reviewer.
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This angry nigga bitches about the book being awful due to focusing on Luke & friends which will "cause us to go back to the stone age" while claiming its unlicensed but doesn't even know that the book was an official but cancelled post-ROTJ story from 1993. He also bitches about Old Republic being woke for some reason despite wanting stories about the High Republic.

I guess I will really have to seriously consider purchasing this book now.

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

Fallen Order could have been great if it was an actual Star Wars game and not a last minute SW reskin of a Dark Souls-like game. We shouldn't spend 90% of a "Jedi" game jumping around and killing big bugs and monsters with a LED baseball bat.

As as Dark Souls spin-off, it’s meh. Salt and Sanctuary, a 2D game with a fraction of the budget made by a two-person team, blows it out of the water.

As a Star Wars game of the action genre, are we really complimenting it when we say it’s about as good as The Force Unleashed? Sad how we peaked back nearly two decades ago with Jedi Knight.

As a story? Wow is it pointless. TFU might be boring from a gameplay perspective, but at least it had an interesting story that mattered in the grand scheme of things. Fallen Order literally cuts off its own ability to branch to the mainline series.

 

[The Valeyard]

Boba Fett and Dr. FUCKING Aphra teaming up to find Han Solo because (get this) Boba Fett fucking lost a dude frozen in carbonite.

Of course. We have to give everyone around Dr. Aphra the Idiot Ball, so that she’s the smartest character in the room.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

My brother is a consoomer Filonifag who has Disney+ so everything I know about the current state of Disney Wars comes from both him and reading the posts here.

Same I'm using a family members account

Y'all paying to watch this?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Y'all paying to watch this?

Other people are paying for it.

I don't even pirate Disney Wars stuff. I just like watching people complain about it. That's why reaction channels even exist; watching someone else complain about this stuff is far more entertaining than the content itself.

 

[White Devil]

"I have philosophical reasons to dislike Disney but still consume their content because someone else paid for it."

 

[Ghostse]

Free is too high of a price to watch Disney's shit.

 

[White Devil]

Imo if you bitch about Disney Wars in this thread and still watch their shit, you are a nigger.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

As as Dark Souls spin-off, it’s meh. Salt and Sanctuary, a 2D game with a fraction of the budget made by a two-person team, blows it out of the water.

As a Star Wars game of the action genre, are we really complimenting it when we say it’s about as good as The Force Unleashed? Sad how we peaked back nearly two decades ago with Jedi Knight.

As a story? Wow is it pointless. TFU might be boring from a gameplay perspective, but at least it had an interesting story that mattered in the grand scheme of things. Fallen Order literally cuts off its own ability to branch to the mainline series.

It's not even as good as Force Unleashed. The Force powers are far weaker than both TFU and Jedi Academy, and it's not like they let you fuck around with things using the Force like how TFU lets you throw people around with your mind or blow entire legions away with the Force. TFU was a God of War clone, but at least it added something to the formula with Force-powers being something that Kratos can't do.

And of course, it's not like the Rebels can use that list of Force-sensitive children from the holocron. I mean, these kids could still end up being discovered by the Empire later on. Especially since the Empire DID have the holocron for a while, and they could have already scanned its contents. It's not like they can give the list of Force-sensitives to a rebel like Saw Gerrera who can get the kids evacuated away from Imperial eyes.

What bullshit.

The Old Republic had an ongoing BDSM joke in one of its quest lines.

"Woke" is hardly how I'd describe that era of Star Wars.

There's a lot of things from the old KOTOR/SWTOR era which would be very politically incorrect. In KOTOR 1, Saul Karath tortures Bastila to break the male player character, and said male player character can also push Bastila's buttons with playful dialogue and watch as this strong female Jedi gets flustered and angry. In KOTOR 2 you can help a fascist military dictator oust the Queen of Onderon, or you can have a female player character dress like a slut and dance for a Hutt. And SWTOR has tons of politically-incorrect choices that allow you to enslave and torment the unfortunate, including ordering the genocide of aliens.

Imperial player character: "The way to deal with an unruly animal is to put it down."

Imperial Guard general: "As for the Selonians, Darth Decimus leaves their fate in your hands."
Imperial player character to defeated Selonian leader: "We'll kill every last Selonian in Corellia. Starting with you." (Kills Selonian)
Imperial Guard general: "I will convey your orders. No Selonian will be spared."

You can tell that if it was written in the modern day, the Dark Side option would be restricted to killing someone who's rich, racist, or sexist. Not actually perform evil deeds that would make even your average war criminal hurl.

So on the same day news started spreading around about Heart of the Jedi outselling Disney shit, the book already got its first assmad Disney reviewer.
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This angry nigga bitches about the book being awful due to focusing on Luke & friends which will "cause us to go back to the stone age" while claiming its unlicensed but doesn't even know that the book was an official but cancelled post-ROTJ story from 1993. He also bitches about Old Republic being woke for some reason despite wanting stories about the High Republic.

You have to realize the fact that these woketards paid thousands of dollars to get indoctrinated with this slop. It's all they have. They've been educated to see deconstruction of main heroes and pop-culture icons is good, even if it goes beyond simple deconstruction and outright subverting or making them look like shit, because WHITE MAN BAD. And these idiots actually paid thousands of dollars to be indoctrinated with this crap. They'll hang on to it and think it's important, because someone with an important-sounding title made them pay thousands of dollars just to listen to this crap. What a day we live in, where people get angry at works that portray the heroes as heroes, because these idiots paid propagandists to fill their heads with stupid ideas and indoctrinate them for years during the best parts of their lives.

Imo if you bitch about Disney Wars in this thread and still watch their shit, you are a nigger.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

I have completely free access to Disney Plus via a family member's account, and even then, I don't fuck with it at all. These days, I mostly binge Amazon Prime because they have a fuckton of old Spaghetti Westerns, Sci-Fi B-Movie shit from the 80's, and a cornucopia of old-school anime...all of which are brand new to the eyes of a spry millennial like me.

So with all that superior content competing for my time, and The Force Awakens being so bad it turned me off consuming any of the Star Wars content Disney has produced since, you can bet that I have less than zero fucking incentive to subject myself to literal hours of the their live-action and animated crap.

Not when I have the entire fandom acting as guinea pigs on my behalf, willingly subjectin themselves to this garbage and then reacting to it. Fuck, the first place I heard about the Bad Batch retcon was on social media, because for once the Filonitards were actually gritting their teeth in displeasure over their overlord's antics.

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Jesus Christ, Marvel couldn't be anymore transparent about how they're desperately trying to placate normie consoomers by injecting capeshit sensibilities into their Star Wars comics. I mean, look at that cover, with these assholes flying and posing, and Chewbacca lifting Dengar like he's trying to mimic Colossus on one of those 90's Jim Lee X-Men covers...fuck with the way he and Boba Fett are posed, this almost looks traced over some X-Men or Fantastic Four comic from a bygone age.

The way they're subjecting every mainline Star Wars book to this crossover even reeks of the way Marvel subjects their own superhero garbage to the same kind of crossover shenanigans, where every standalone series comes to an intrusive, screeching halt so Marvel can trumpet "THE BIGGUST CROSSOVER EVENT IN HISTORY!!!!1!"

If you want a perfect example of how the Star Wars brand is trying way too hard to be like Marvel, this image is a perfect embodiment of that delusion.

MYSTERIES ABOUND ABOARD A DURGE-ANGED SHIP!

.....I fucking miss Dark Horse more than ever.

 

[The Valeyard]

It's not even as good as Force Unleashed. The Force powers are far weaker than both TFU and Jedi Academy, and it's not like they let you fuck around with things using the Force like how TFU lets you throw people around with your mind or blow entire legions away with the Force. TFU was a God of War clone, but at least it added something to the formula with Force-powers being something that Kratos can't do.

Cal Kestis was a Padawan when Order 66 happened, so the ridiculously overpowered depiction of abilities in The Force Unleashed aside, he's not going to be as strong in the Force as other Jedi.

 

[Oats12345]

Imo if you bitch about Disney Wars in this thread and still watch their shit, you are a nigger.

Actually I haven't watch any star wars content since Gina's firing. I just watch marvel shows

 

[Creep3r]

Cal Kestis was a Padawan when Order 66 happened, so the ridiculously overpowered depiction of abilities in The Force Unleashed aside, he's not going to be as strong in the Force as other Jedi.

The ginger was mediocre but he seemed to have some pretty over the top feats and saber skills for a mediocre padawan who hadn't done any training in 5 years to the point where he even somehow could control the flow of time (which they only gave to him because of "muh Emo Ren" reference) and survived getting stabbed through the fucking heart and then brushed it off with robot insta-heal in a cinematic rather than in gameplay.

I mean how people just seem to always over look this dumb moment is baffling.