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The weird thing is that according to leaks, that was the one plan they had in mind before starting: kill off the old cast to make way for Disney's OCs (I think).
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This looks worse than I imagined. It makes me think of the 'bring me my brown pants' joke.And speaking of Shit Troopers.
That is impossible, no one can give more than 100%, by definition that is the most anyone can give.
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Regarding the mouse throwing shade at the wizard about "lol you have long lines" it reminds me of the launch of the PS2.
In the USA like most territories the PS2 was highly in demand so they would sellout to long lines immediately.
Sega took out a two page ad in a game store trade mag mocking Sony for not having enough units to meet demand.
In the USA like most territories the PS2 was highly in demand so they would sellout to long lines immediately.
Sega took out a two page ad in a game store trade mag mocking Sony for not having enough units to meet demand.
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I was gonna say it was a joke that there wasn't actually anything to do in Galaxy's Edge but the truth I was tired as shit when i wrote it.
I don't doubt it. Because why would Star Wars fans want movies with recognised characters when they can have such memorable characters like...Rey. And Finn. Yay.
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....There is literally not a single point in time that has ever worked.
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Get a load of this.
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But the prequels showed that people only want Empire vs. Rebellion!
So now it will be X-Wings and Tie Fighters until the end of time.
This is why you don't do all your market research by focus group and twitter guys.
But they think it will work this time!
All those legions of new
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
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Going through the comments, there are a lot of "she's still a Sue, doesn't matter" remarks.
Even in their own little nests, they can't even rid Rey Sue of the label she rightfully has.
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Apparently the STRONK WYMYN part of the MCU is now only supposed to last 1-2 years now. Whoever is running the show has rightfully realized that X-Men will make Disney more money than female thor. With Spiderman still being up in the air it's also thrown a wrench into Disney's whole plan. Sony after the announcement bought Insomniac studios the same people behind the Spiderman game as well as OG Spyro and Insomniac really isn't rotted from the inside like Blizzard and Bioware so you have a team of competent people that are able to turn out proper games to support Spiderman itself. There's also the fact that Hideo Kojima's hand is now in everything that Sony makes as an exclusive.
Star Wars is still proper fucked because nothing outside the movies are liked either. With the Prequel Trilogy you had shit like Episode 1 Racer, OG Battlefront, and the two KOTOR games all classics that have remained well remembered. Disney has jack shit with EA at the helm.
I think the monopoly is going to collapse on itself in some form.
Star Wars is still proper fucked because nothing outside the movies are liked either. With the Prequel Trilogy you had shit like Episode 1 Racer, OG Battlefront, and the two KOTOR games all classics that have remained well remembered. Disney has jack shit with EA at the helm.
I think the monopoly is going to collapse on itself in some form.
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Good.
I honestly think Disney needs a proper ass whupping at this point. It is legitimately too big to fail if you ask me, but Star Wars was supposed to be a massive coup and it's been anything but.
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It's funny that the Disney Shills are still refusing to see the facts. There's no way to undo the MarySueness, especially in the final part of the story.
HackFraudMedia did a great job explaining point by point why Rey is a Mary Sue (it should start at 1h12m20s)
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Okay, interesting thought experiment. Let's tackle that.
So if a Mary Sue is a glorified self-insert that A) is unusually good at everything she does, B) is liked and sought after by all of the established main characters of the franchise, and C) never suffers serious consequences for any "flaws" she might have or for any of her mistakes and failures, then how does her lineage affect any but A)? That seems to be the only criteria he's using. If she's good at everything, then just make it so she's not a nobody and everything's A-OK, right?
The problem with how A) manifests for Rey in the movies is that it not only breaks the lore, but the narrative bends around her like she's a black hole in order to ensure her continued success. No matter what happens to her, she wins. She never stumbles, falls, or fails. She might experience loss and anger, but not because of her doing. Nothing is ever her fault, because nothing bad ever happens as a consequence of her actions (or inactions). She is perfect, and any attempt to excuse to explain that fact away only serves to REINFORCE her Mary Sue status, not debunk it. E;R already put it better than I did:
(Start at 31:26)
Sorry Theory. I like your stuff, but the Mary Sue card is still very much in play here, as with most modern SJW franchise-hijackings.
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Lucas Arts has made several games that aren't very good, games that aren't very inspired, but hasn't really made a 'bad' game.
Disney has awful luck when it comes to games related to their IP.
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Maybe these days, but back then they had Capcom, Virgin, and Westwood making their games. They're still releasing collections of those games on modern consoles:
https://wdwnt.com/2019/09/classic-aladdin-and-the-lion-king-video-games-coming-to-modern-gaming-hardware-in-disney-classics-collection/
https://wdwnt.com/2019/09/classic-aladdin-and-the-lion-king-video-games-coming-to-modern-gaming-hardware-in-disney-classics-collection/
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Anyway, I found a picture that sums up a Disney drone quite well
Anakin is a mechanical prodigy, constructing C-3PO out of scrap parts at the age of nine, as well as repairing a Podracer. He has enhanced reflexes, being the only human in a Podrace, surviving, and winning, and is naturally able to handle spacecraft.
Luke is a bit more subdued in raw power. He has somewhat enhanced precision and reflex, namely, being capable of hitting a two meter target without a targeting computer. Other than that, he has no special abilities.
Now, for Rey.
Rey is capable of the following techniques on the level of a Jedi Master without any training: The Jedi Mind trick, Force Pull, Force Push, and lightsaber combat. She can fly a spacecraft she has never handled on a level rivaling ace pilots, fix said spacecraft better than a man who owned that ship for at least a decade, resist torture, is a near perfect shot with a blaster, and has some sort of natural charisma: everyone likes her. Even the bad guys.
Now... how is this supposed to change if she has the blood of Palpatine? Let's go over the two's relative power (in lifting things with the Force.)
Palpatine, during his duel with Yoda, picked up and hurled about half a dozen senate pods, each roughly a semisphere of unknown metal, about five humanoids across in size. He did so with relatively little effort, indicating that this is not his maximum capacity.
Rey picked up a landslide of dozens of boulders, each and every one about twice the size of each pod. She did so again, with relatively little effort, only needing to stand still and focus for about five seconds to do so, indicating that she would likely be able to lift far, far more.
Now, let's go over their respective training.
Palpatine was trained for decades under the tutelage of Darth Plageuis, a powerful Sith Lord whose experimentation on the Force nearly gave him the ability to become immortal.
Rey had less than a day of training from an out of character Luke Skywalker who gave her no practical lessons.
Even that is no excuse, since we have precedent, two times, of people with incredible raw Force potential. Namely, ANAKIN FUCKING SKYWALKER, THE LITERAL CHOSEN ONE, AND LUKE SKYWALKER, SON OF THE MOST POTENTIALLY POWERFUL FORCE USER IN THE GALAXY. Let's go over their abilities without training:
Anakin is a mechanical prodigy, constructing C-3PO out of scrap parts at the age of nine, as well as repairing a Podracer. He has enhanced reflexes, being the only human in a Podrace, surviving, and winning, and is naturally able to handle spacecraft.
Luke is a bit more subdued in raw power. He has somewhat enhanced precision and reflex, namely, being capable of hitting a two meter target without a targeting computer. Other than that, he has no special abilities.
Now, for Rey.
Rey is capable of the following techniques on the level of a Jedi Master without any training: The Jedi Mind trick, Force Pull, Force Push, and lightsaber combat. She can fly a spacecraft she has never handled on a level rivaling ace pilots, fix said spacecraft better than a man who owned that ship for at least a decade, resist torture, is a near perfect shot with a blaster, and has some sort of natural charisma: everyone likes her. Even the bad guys.
Now... how is this supposed to change if she has the blood of Palpatine? Let's go over the two's relative power (in lifting things with the Force.)
Palpatine, during his duel with Yoda, picked up and hurled about half a dozen senate pods, each roughly a semisphere of unknown metal, about five humanoids across in size. He did so with relatively little effort, indicating that this is not his maximum capacity.
Rey picked up a landslide of dozens of boulders, each and every one about twice the size of each pod. She did so again, with relatively little effort, only needing to stand still and focus for about five seconds to do so, indicating that she would likely be able to lift far, far more.
Now, let's go over their respective training.
Palpatine was trained for decades under the tutelage of Darth Plageuis, a powerful Sith Lord whose experimentation on the Force nearly gave him the ability to become immortal.
Rey had less than a day of training from an out of character Luke Skywalker who gave her no practical lessons.
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yeah but like the force wasn't awakened back then, now it's awakened so it's easier to force
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So since no one's posted it yet, here's how Disney wants its customers to see their ludicrously expensive hotel.
Its just a redesigned Corellian Corvette-class cruiser made to resemble a cruise ship but with smoother plain textures. This is not how the hotel will look like obviously, the actual hotel will be treated like a spaceport that takes you up to the "ship" but there's supposedly a painting of this ship somewhere in the hotel and on screens to "stimulate the imagination". Anyway, the ship is called the Chandrilla Star, with Chandrilla being Mon Mothma's homeworld (which is now Space Sweden...) as well as the place where Emo Ren was born... Also there's apparently some kind of 2-night limit, not sure wtf is up with that.
Anyway here's what the actual hotel will look like:
Here is what it looks like as of early August.
Here is the hotel within view of the Florida park (which is the white thing in the background).
And here are the hotel rooms visible from the streets.
Here is a map displaying the interior of the hotel.
Suckers Guests will arrive from the right where the welcome area is (colored green) which will be referred to as the terminal, then they have to pass through security which is the "preshow", then they go into the elevator which they call a launch pod and it is loosely based on an escape pod from ANH (I've posted artwork of the design of the elevator pod before but I can't remember which page other maybe its after 550), then they arrive in the lobby (which is on the second floor and I will be posting that pic soon), the courtyard (colored dull green) is a really small room that has some plants and porgs... Its main feature is that it has rocks you can move around in the sand with The Force supposedly. The brown-colored room is the Dojo where you will be taught how to use a lightsaber which is why Disney cancelled lightsaber training in all other parts of the park (like why give something away for free amirite?), the Brig and Engineering are basically like shows where you can watch humans and RC droids manage the ship. TSR is the restaurant and like most things on the first floor, it can only be accessed from the second once you enter it via launch pod. The TSR is also based on Canto Bight from TLJ... And finally the long hallway (colored red) are the first floor hotel rooms which all have a BB-8 theme...
Here is the second floor.
Once you board the launch pod on the first floor it will take you to the lobby (pink room) which is just seats, tv screens, plants and a large "hologram" displaying the captain of the ship. The orange room is the Cantina and it comes with a dinner show which was originally intended for GE, but then people would be able to see it with no extra charge, and we can't have that. The yellow room is the Boutique...
Here is the third floor:
Just more rooms and a catwalk. Rooms are divided into lower class, first class, and captains cabins.
There's a secondary transport that takes you directly to the Galaxy's Edge park. Reminder though that despite being connected to the park and supposedly having more features than the park, you can't actually enter this hotel unless you have a reservation, not even to look around.
Here is a more detailed look at the lobby. The big tubes in the middle that look like elevators are actually where the holograms of the captains are supposed to be (both human). The four tables seen below are sabacc tables and are essentially the "casino" element of the hotel.
The lobby will also serve as part of a shitty show where the hotel gets attacked by Kylo Ren and the FO who get into a fight with the hotel security and the resistance on the upper area of the lobby. This show is supposedly why there's a staying limit at the hotel. The lobby's chandelier will also be dropped down by Kylo Ren and he'll somehow move actors about with his powers. Kylo Ren supposedly hates the hotel because of illegal jedi training (despite the jedi supposedly being extinct except for Rey Sue).
Here is the hologram tubes of the captains. Supposedly Leia, Rey and other characters will be projected here. A droid is also there (however this may not be the case once the park actually opens).
Here is the courtyard. Remember, the real thing always ends up far smaller than the concept art, much like GE.
Here is the ship's cockpit which looks more like something from Star Trek than Star Wars.
Kids will have an opportunity to take over the captain's chair.
There will also be flight attendants with dangerhair, so picture women like in @Jub-Jub's avatar asking you if you want some green titty milk. And supposedly a remote controlled droid will carry your luggage but there are no pictures of it. Presumably it will be some simple wheeled cart that makes booping sounds. Finn and Poe will also supposedly be in this hotel.
I won't cover the cantina/dinner show since I already did when I discussed the stuff that got axed from Galaxy's Edge back around page 550 I think.
That about covers the shittastic hotel.
Aside from that I also have new info about Galaxy's Edge datapad bullshit which shamelessly enough shows all of the cancelled characters and stuff that was removed from the park but shows them anyway to show off the lore of the park as if to rub it in your nose about how lazy they are but they don't care because they have your money.
Its just a redesigned Corellian Corvette-class cruiser made to resemble a cruise ship but with smoother plain textures. This is not how the hotel will look like obviously, the actual hotel will be treated like a spaceport that takes you up to the "ship" but there's supposedly a painting of this ship somewhere in the hotel and on screens to "stimulate the imagination". Anyway, the ship is called the Chandrilla Star, with Chandrilla being Mon Mothma's homeworld (which is now Space Sweden...) as well as the place where Emo Ren was born... Also there's apparently some kind of 2-night limit, not sure wtf is up with that.
Anyway here's what the actual hotel will look like:
Here is what it looks like as of early August.
Here is the hotel within view of the Florida park (which is the white thing in the background).
And here are the hotel rooms visible from the streets.
Here is a map displaying the interior of the hotel.
Here is the second floor.
Once you board the launch pod on the first floor it will take you to the lobby (pink room) which is just seats, tv screens, plants and a large "hologram" displaying the captain of the ship. The orange room is the Cantina and it comes with a dinner show which was originally intended for GE, but then people would be able to see it with no extra charge, and we can't have that. The yellow room is the Boutique...
Here is the third floor:
Just more rooms and a catwalk. Rooms are divided into lower class, first class, and captains cabins.
There's a secondary transport that takes you directly to the Galaxy's Edge park. Reminder though that despite being connected to the park and supposedly having more features than the park, you can't actually enter this hotel unless you have a reservation, not even to look around.
Here is a more detailed look at the lobby. The big tubes in the middle that look like elevators are actually where the holograms of the captains are supposed to be (both human). The four tables seen below are sabacc tables and are essentially the "casino" element of the hotel.
The lobby will also serve as part of a shitty show where the hotel gets attacked by Kylo Ren and the FO who get into a fight with the hotel security and the resistance on the upper area of the lobby. This show is supposedly why there's a staying limit at the hotel. The lobby's chandelier will also be dropped down by Kylo Ren and he'll somehow move actors about with his powers. Kylo Ren supposedly hates the hotel because of illegal jedi training (despite the jedi supposedly being extinct except for Rey Sue).
Here is the hologram tubes of the captains. Supposedly Leia, Rey and other characters will be projected here. A droid is also there (however this may not be the case once the park actually opens).
Here is the courtyard. Remember, the real thing always ends up far smaller than the concept art, much like GE.
Here is the ship's cockpit which looks more like something from Star Trek than Star Wars.
Kids will have an opportunity to take over the captain's chair.
There will also be flight attendants with dangerhair, so picture women like in @Jub-Jub's avatar asking you if you want some green titty milk. And supposedly a remote controlled droid will carry your luggage but there are no pictures of it. Presumably it will be some simple wheeled cart that makes booping sounds. Finn and Poe will also supposedly be in this hotel.
I won't cover the cantina/dinner show since I already did when I discussed the stuff that got axed from Galaxy's Edge back around page 550 I think.
That about covers the shittastic hotel.
Aside from that I also have new info about Galaxy's Edge datapad bullshit which shamelessly enough shows all of the cancelled characters and stuff that was removed from the park but shows them anyway to show off the lore of the park as if to rub it in your nose about how lazy they are but they don't care because they have your money.
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Minor correction, but the company that owns the ship is the Chandrilla Star Line, while the name of the ship is the 'Halcyon'.
It's why I asked why the fuck isn't Phasma doing this? The straight answer is of course this boarding show is almost entirely going to be reminiscent of the opening of ANH without a doubt (especially if Kylo's throwing people around with Force powers).
What I just realized, though, is that for something being billed like a high end cruise line...why the ever loving fuck are they having a port day at Batuu in-universe? The whole point of Batuu/Black Spire Outpost is that it's a trade settlement at the litteral ass end of the galaxy so remote that the FO hasn't bothered fully conquering it yet. Not someplace that a stupidly high-end cruise tour would bother going to instead of, I dunno, Corusant becuase that's basically the space capital of civilization or even Tatooine for the intergalactically famous pod race.
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From what I understand, the reason Phasma isn't relevant is because they killed her off in TLJ, and they want this shitty park and hotel to be "consistent with the timeline and lore" of Disney canon. So they can't bring back Phasma since she's dead (although she was never great to begin with, but at least it would be better than having to deal with Emo Ren's faggot ass "tough guy" voice all the time). This bullshit just horribly limits this park, much like how they limited their films.
As for why there's a port day, it sounds like a stupid inconsistency despite their supposed dedication to their nu-canon, but if I were to give a shit then my personal way of trying to make sense of this bullshit is that the ship and its company are probably supporters of the Resistance (what with the whole jedi dojo shit) and they're there to secretly send supplies to the Resistance... Maybe? Idk. Its all so tiresome.
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