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Sexual Chocolate said:
That's why the cast of Picard looks like a transporter malfunction got a Tumblr meetup. Every day, we stray further away from Seven's glorious space tiddies

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Come on, today's Star Trek women are just as attractive...
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And by attractive I mean so massive they create their own gravity to attract small planets.
 
The Heavy.com writers didn't do their research. They missed Lien's 2020 arrest for theft, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication. She pleaded guilty to theft up to $1000 and the other charges were dismissed. She was also arrested for violating her probation a few months ago, but that was dismissed. Lien makes regular appearances at the Roane County Court, it's not hard to keep track of what she's doing.
 
Lien could star in modern Star Trek now and she would look the part they are looking for:

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EMPOWERED WAHMEN.

JamesFargo said:
Still competing with Nicholas Brendon for Biggest Embarrassment. At least Jennifer isn't choking bitches (yet).
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The good thing is that Brendon has a twin, so they can just replace him, like The Prestige.


davids877 said:
I was just thinking that maybe Discovery has adaptive personalized gravity. This way the crewmembers of unusual size could reduce their personal gravity and increase the equality between them and their crewmates. I probably shouldn't give them any ideas.
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Nah, for that, they'd have to acknowledge that she's big and they would never.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
Shit, the Motion Picture’s uniforms look better.
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Speaking of TMP:

I finally got around to watching it. @White Devil was right. Those effects must have been amazing in the theater. You feel like you're sealed shut in the Enterprise as it falls under attack. V'Ger is hella disturbing: I like how it's almost organic in design. The sort of Eldritch demon you'd expect to show up in Star Trek, but rarely does. (The interior of V'Ger looks a bit like the Thirdspace planet from Babylon 5.)

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Overall, I would have to call it a success, even if the criticisms are valid: The exterior shots look like pornography at times. Decker and his bald beauty aren't given enough dialog to matter. The script is a retool of "The Doomsday Machine"; V'Ger itself will reappear as the Whale Probe from 4; even TNG has elements of V'Ger to an extent, namely "Tin Man" and Borg assimilation.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Lien could star in modern Star Trek now and she would look the part they are looking for:

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EMPOWERED WAHMEN.
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I think that picture's from 2015. We can do a whole faces of ... meth? bipolar disorder? Whatever it is, we can do a faces of it series.
Here she is in 2012, there was still time to reverse course:
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2017, looking a little healthier than the 2015 arrest:
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2018, back to blonde:
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2018 again:
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1989:
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Cedric_Eff said:
Star Trek Discovery’s uniforms feel less like a Starfleet Uniform and more like some generic sci-fi uniform. Shit, the Motion Picture’s uniforms look better.
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TMP's uniforms required you to be fit, at least.

JamesFargo said:
Speaking of TMP:

I finally got around to watching it. @White Devil was right. Those effects must have been amazing in the theater. You feel like you're sealed shut in the Enterprise as it falls under attack. V'Ger is hella disturbing: I like how it's almost organic in design. The sort of Eldritch demon you'd expect to show up in Star Trek, but rarely does. (The interior of V'Ger looks a bit like the Thirdspace planet from Babylon 5.)

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Overall, I would have to call it a success, even if the old complaints are valid: The exterior shots look like pornography at times. Decker and his bald beauty aren't given enough dialog to matter. The script is a retool of "The Doomsday Machine"; V'Ger itself will reappear as the Whale Probe from 4; even TNG has elements of V'Ger to an extent, namely "Tin Man" and Borg assimilation.
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Yeah, for the time that shit was very cutting edge. I remember the first time I saw Terminator 2 and all the T-1000 effects blew everyone away. The Abyss had something similarish but it didn't look anywhere near as good.

I still can't sit through TMP though. I've tried to revisit it a couple times and I just get so bored after the Enterprise leaves dock.
 
White Devil said:
I still can't sit through TMP though. I've tried to revisit it a couple times and I just get so bored after the Enterprise leaves dock.
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Most Star Trek movies drag in spots. They feel like TV scripts stretched to a theatrical running time. This will sound sacrilegious, but Voyage Home benefits from watching it in segments, like a good two-parter episode.

On that subject: did Kirk break the Temporal Prime Directive just so he can lay some serious pipe on the mom from Chucky?

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I was watching it with my mom, and she actually said, "is this the one with Sarah Silverman?" Right before I threw my bowl of popcorn at her head.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
I think that picture's from 2015. We can do a whole faces of ... meth? bipolar disorder? Whatever it is, we can do a faces of it series.
Here she is in 2012, there was still time to reverse course:
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2017, looking a little healthier than the 2015 arrest:
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2018, back to blonde:
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2018 again:
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1989:
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Yo wtf? Is it meth or just untreated mental illness?
 
Anyone ever played Starships & Spacemen, the D&D-style PnP using a a TOS-style setting with the serial numbers filed off? It looks quite fun if you're into (oldschool) roleplaying and want a bit of a different setting every once in a while. And if you're into Star Trek, of course.
Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
Yo wtf? Is it meth or just untreated mental illness?
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Why not both?
 
JamesFargo said:
Speaking of TMP:

I finally got around to watching it. @White Devil was right. Those effects must have been amazing in the theater. You feel like you're sealed shut in the Enterprise as it falls under attack. V'Ger is hella disturbing: I like how it's almost organic in design. The sort of Eldritch demon you'd expect to show up in Star Trek, but rarely does. (The interior of V'Ger looks a bit like the Thirdspace planet from Babylon 5.)

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Overall, I would have to call it a success, even if the old complaints are valid: The exterior shots look like pornography at times. Decker and his bald beauty aren't given enough dialog to matter. The script is a retool of "The Doomsday Machine"; V'Ger itself will reappear as the Whale Probe from 4; even TNG has elements of V'Ger to an extent, namely "Tin Man" and Borg assimilation.
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That and V’Ger is basically Nomad on steroids and acid.
 
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