Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Judge Holden]

Kirk & Riker had more ridges on their bedposts than a Klingon forehead. But that's not really romance. Behr admits "I think we do crappy romances."

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Worf and Jadzia was a slow-burn, but that was like...contractual cum? Michael Dorn threatened he wouldn't come back and the execs hit the panic button. I believe Terry Farrell was leveraging her sex appeal for more pay, as well (Fair.)

There is a reason Worf was shy about it...

 

[Captain Syrup]

VOY s4e01 "Decent into the Delta". A runabout is shrunk to gather data on the Borg. A miscalculation beams them directly into Seven of Nine's fanny. Dax and her away team are in there navigating the shifting walls, the sudden contractions. The gravitational pull of her Borg clit implant is throwing off their tricorders. They're trying to get to freedom but they're scared they're actually heading towards Encounter at Far Hole. It smells like fried circuit board and old sushi in here. Braga wanted to call it "The Inner Borg" but the studio was like, "No", so they compromised.

They had Nicole playing some rando Trill with the exact same face. Then when DS9 made her a regular they were like "Shit, we can't pay royalties to ourselves, just say it's a different character." Classic Paramount Jewish accounting. In the original script she wasn’t Ezri, she was Deezri. Like “Deezri Nuts”.

But it went so far over budget with all the KY jelly and black silicone that they had to reshoot the whole episode as that lame "Scorpion" shit. Just boom, Seven shows up, nobody asks why. Variety and Hollywood Reporter had blind items: “Voyager showrunner seen crying in a corner, pants around his ankles."

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

No joke episode description this time, just thought it was funny the EMH is talking about a Federation with Aquaman. It took me me way too long to realize Ronin was Jason Momoa. I've only got a few episodes left of Atlantis, is Universe worth watching?

 

[Captain Syrup]

is Universe worth watching?

Probably some of the most incompetent Stargate characters ever.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Lol, the 70s and 60s were so fucking gross.
I wasn't even around back then, but almost every fashion/decor trend is nasty.
The Furleys and their apartment from Three's Company are the perfect examples. Fuck, that entire show is, but the Furley's apartment is disgusting.

You sir are a soulless heathen.

Shag carpet, velour and imitation wood paneling were the very hieght of human culture.