Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I need a source on this so I can share it around to a lot of friends (and by that I mean a link that won't compromise infosec)

Here you go, king:

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Kira was a fucking terrorist, her having short hair makes 100% sense. You don't want long hair in combat.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I liked her dykey haircut, it made her seem like more of a firecracker.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Kira was a fucking terrorist, her having short hair makes 100% sense. You don't want long hair in combat.

Except all her flashbacks show her with long hair.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I liked her dykey haircut, it made her seem like more of a firecracker.

I know short hair was in vogue then.

There's so many chic cuts, but no, Give her the "Never Gonna Give You Up"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Except all her flashbacks show her with long hair.

Yeah, well, Jadzia got all of Kurzon's memories of tag teaming bitches with Ben.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The most unrealistic thing (in this show about pyramids as UFO Uber lots ) is Daniel Jackson not ramming his dick in Vala Mal Doran's ass.

Bro, if 2005 Claudia Black is in your bed wearing this:

And you turn her down? Yeah, you're a prancing la-la homo man. I'm a raging antisemite and even I wouldn't turn her down.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

And you turn her down? Yeah, you're a prancing la-la homo man. I'm a raging antisemite and even I wouldn't turn her down.

What if it's 90's Sarah Silverman?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

What if it's 90's Sarah Silverman?

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I refuse to be Eskimo Brothers with Jimmy Kimmel so nope.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Bro, if 2005 Claudia Black is in your bed wearing this:
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And you turn her down? Yeah, you're a prancing la-la homo man. I'm a raging antisemite and even I wouldn't turn her down.

The tricky thing about shows like that is that the actresses are limited to being cute or hot but the actors are not, and audiences, especially younger male audiences like 99% of the viewership of Stargate, will not accept the possibility of some ogre turning down a consequence free night with a ten, even if it makes sense in the context of the story.

To bring it back to Trek, this is why Harry Kim looks like a homo when he stammers and literally runs away when Seven propositions him while wearing a skintight catsuit and high heels. A more realistic Seven would look like a frumpy pallid Soviet woman but with surgical scars all over her face and body, and that is often how she is written, but that is not what's put before our eyes.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The tricky thing about shows like that is that the actresses are limited to being cute or hot but the actors are not, and audiences, especially younger male audiences like 99% of the viewership of Stargate, will not accept the possibility of some ogre turning down a consequence free night with a ten, even if it makes sense in the context of the story.

It does make sense in SG1 because Daniel is fucking autistic and actually cares about Vala so doesn't want to use her.

To bring it back to Trek, this is why Harry Kim looks like a homo when he stammers and literally runs away when Seven propositions him while wearing a skintight catsuit and high heels.

To be fair, Seven is the equivalent of a 10 year old at this point so it'd be really weird.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The way shows usually handle that is they have a guy who is principled, appealing to female viewers, and then a guy who is a pig, appealing to male viewers.

 

[Captain Syrup]

His wife! The wife! Remember his wife?

In Back to the Future they left Elizabeth Shue on the porch, sorry, timeline's full. I'd rather they did that with Sha're.

It does make sense in SG1 because Daniel is fucking autistic and actually cares about Vala so doesn't want to use her.

He wasn't really gentle about rejecting Vala. He must honor his wife's memory by never getting his dick wet again.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

He wasn't really gentle about rejecting Vala. He must honor his wife's memory by never getting his dick wet again.

I think the producers for SG1 were just happy to have Vaitiare Bandera because she was pretty popular in the 90's and she was hot. For a low budget show, that was a good get.