Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Calm down, Gul Dukat.

Attention Iraqi Insurgents

Due to your repeated roadside bombings, we will be executing every other military aged male until you learn to be civilized.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

It always bugged me how quickly Picard would give up his crewmembers to the demands of crazy governments on flimsy charges. "Yes we must be supremely differential to other cultures and their differences but never ask them to respect our own"

You must take up the Human Man's Burden, you see.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Sorry, I don’t speak chud. Can you say that again? The lesson from Iraq and Afghanistan is ... ?

Cobalt-salt the earth. Constantly bomb everything for 50 years, no ground troops, no occupation. When it's all over, turn the rubble into a massive parking lot.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The lesson from Iraq and Afghanistan is ... ?

Tearing down a wall is a lot easier than herding cats.

Just tear down the wall in your way.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Cobalt-salt the earth. Constantly bomb everything for 50 years, no ground troops, no occupation. When it's all over, turn the rubble into a massive parking lot.
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Realistically a sustained air campaign of that magnitude would be an absolute money pit, turning us into a global pariah for diminishing returns.

Nukes are obviously off the table because irradiating the gulf and setting oil infrastructure on fire is bad for business.

 

[Phillip Green]

Also, when I was a kid I thought that Darwin was real.

Granted I only ever watched a few episodes, and that was on a 22" analogue TV back when it originally aired, but I'd always assumed it was just a trained Dolphin actor that they drugged up or something to work with. But no, looking it up, it's was an animatronic puppet created by VFX guy Walt Conti, who also worked on Star Trek IV (it all comes back to Trek).

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

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Realistically a sustained air campaign of that magnitude would be an absolute money pit, turning us into a global pariah for diminishing returns.

Nukes are obviously off the table because irradiating the gulf and setting oil infrastructure on fire is bad for business.

Realistically, I don't care. Bombs away!

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Granted I only ever watched a few episodes, and that was on a 22" analogue TV back when it originally aired, but I'd always assumed it was just a trained Dolphin actor that they drugged up or something to work with. But no, looking it up, it's was an animatronic puppet created by VFX guy Walt Conti, who also worked on Star Trek IV (it all comes back to Trek).

The idea of producers buying and drugging a dolphin for the sake of a third rate Star Trek ripoff, and then putting him in the opening credits... I don't know if that or the robot is more insulting to the two actors who go after him.