Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Captain Syrup]

They're on season 21 now. Don Orville from 3rd Rock beams in. 3rd Rock and Star Trek share continuity. Q takes over Section 31 because why the fuck not. Terrorist waifu Kira Nerys gets sentenced to the New Zealand Penal Settlement. Kira's dragged off screaming while Q just laughs and turns her earring into a spinning bowtie.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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They're on season 21 now. Don Orville from 3rd Rock beams in. 3rd Rock and Star Trek share continuity. Q takes over Section 31 because why the fuck not. Terrorist waifu Kira Nerys gets sentenced to the New Zealand Penal Settlement. Kira's dragged off screaming while Q just laughs and turns her earring into a spinning bowtie.

ChrisChan was right, the Dimensional Merge is happening but only in science fiction. My source in the White House, the real QAnon, tells me that Berman and Braga got their hands on the Stargate in Antarctica and have been misusing it. This explains this Kurtzman Trek I've heard about in the alternate Earth. Instead of that we have TNG season 36 premiering next month staring Hilary Duff as the captain.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Star Trek the Motion picture premiered 10 years after TOS

In a better world we could have had Voyager the motion picture, DS9 the motion picture a decade and a half ago.

 

[Flexo]

Figured some of you autists would want these trek fonts that I also just found.

https://www.st-minutiae.com/resources/fonts/index.html

4 words:
Psychic Space Sex Vampires. The first season was great and then went downhill until hitting bottom in season 5.

This might be an Unscheduled Off World Activation but SG1 did "humans bumbling about the galaxy for the first time since the Ancients" better than Enterprise. If you disagree I'm not opening the iris for you.

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I still think the first season is worth digging up and watching if you're in the specific mood.

Season 2: Do not proceed.

The guy playing the rebel leader is David Hemblen, another one of those perennially bumming-around Toronto actors. He was one of the bank robbers in Short Circuit 2.

If you look him up, the first result is the most shameless, half-assed Darth Vader ripoff: Lord Dread in Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future.

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Yep. You both speak truth.

And you can watch season 1 here.

https://tubitv.com/series/2194/earth-final-conflict

There's a little bit something interesting in S2 but it goes off the rails pretty fast. The last season has some prime aged cheese if anyone here is like RLM and enjoys that kind of trash.

 

[Potatoherder]

The last season has some prime aged cheese if anyone here is like RLM and enjoys that kind of trash.

The only reason season 5 is remotely watchable is Agent Sandoval. At a certain point his actor saw what was happening and decided to chew the scenery. It had an ending point with season 4 and they just decided to run off the end of runway.

I wish we got to see a proper run of the show as it was originally envisioned. Reminds me of SeaQuest in that season 1 was great, 2 was falling off the rails, and season 3 is some of the worst tv ever made. When Micheal Ironside can't save your show you really fucked up.

 

[Flexo]

The only reason season 5 is remotely watchable is Agent Sandoval. At a certain point his actor saw what was happening and decided to chew the scenery. It had an ending point with season 4 and they just decided to run off the end of runway.

I wish we got to see a proper run of the show as it was originally envisioned. Reminds me of SeaQuest in that season 1 was great, 2 was falling off the rails, and season 3 is some of the worst tv ever made. When Micheal Ironside can't save your show you really fucked up.

Season 5 it was like they knew the show was going to end so it was a race with the actors to see who could chew the most scenery and save the crew time and effort in striking the sets.