Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
I love everyone in this thread. Even @Captain Syrup. I'd piss on you if you were on fire, buddy.
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Dude looks pretty good for 84 honestly, sure he has the crazy old dude hair but I hope I look like that at his age.
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The first thing in the documentary is Andy looking like a $1,200-an-hour mob lawyer who definitely fucks his clients’ wives.

Then he goes “I played Garak” and his face shifts. I almost took two steps back in my room like “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.” He doesn’t even need the makeup.
 
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Curzon Dax-sama said:
Barclay should hook up with Doc Selar and she can (poorly) roleplay as a Romulan femme fatale during pon-farr. This is my vision, and you know I'm right.
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A shame Peter David set her up and had her have a kid with a hermaphrodite / troon in the New Frontier books.

Dude really flushed his rep with the NF series.
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Chunky Salsa said:
What's your favourite Trek Ship (Defiant class not allowed you unoriginal fucking faggots.)
Mine is the Danube-Class runabout. Feels like a space RV that I could see someone zipping around in and enjoying the galaxy.
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My even more unoriginal (but most correct) choice is the Refit Constitution. Just the best looking design hands-down. The definition of a hero ship.

If you're talking most useful in-universe, then you've got the venerable Miranda for the TMP era. Despite often being thought of as the Connie's less powerful companion, she's actually newer, bigger, and meaner than her more elegant sister design.

For the TNG era, I love the Nebula. It's a more compact and tactically-minded Galaxy class. It's got most of the Galaxy's power, and a significantly smaller chance of suffering from gratuitous warp core breaches because some space whale farted nearby. Great kitbash.

A lot of people seem to love the Enterprise-E, but I'm not a huge fan of any of the post TNG / First Contact ships. Some of them are OK (not you, Steamrunner), but the John Eaves / Alex Jaeger aesthetic just doesn't do it for me.
 
Phillip Green said:
If you're talking most useful in-universe, then you've got the venerable Miranda for the TMP era. Despite often being thought of as the Connie's less powerful companion, she's actually newer, bigger, and meaner than her more elegant sister design.
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Get the version with the roll bar, Soyuz I think? Put some huge spot lights on it, paint the Stars and Bars on the saucer section, name it USS General Lee, and get stationed at DS9 so you can hear The Sisko seethe every time you dock.
 
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Picard saar, please, we are having minor issue with waste extraction. My asshole is firing photon torpedoes on its own, saar. Now half the crew is stuck in the transporter buffer after beaming straight to sickbay with ring of fire.
 
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