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Miller said:
the woman singing at the club (where Jurati/Borg smashed the windows) is Patrick Stewart's wife who is a singer IRL.
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I give you the world's most-cucked man: his remains are to be burned inside a giant wicker clitoris.

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For the record

Farscape is ball lickingly awesome. If you haven't seen it go watch it.

It's not Trek but then it never tried to be. It is it's whole own thing.
 
Ok, watching Episode 8. I still don't know why I'm doing this to myself? Also where the fuck is the RLM Picard Update? Anyway these writers clearly didn't watch TNG, because they have absolutely forgotten that Guinin met Picard in the 1880s.
 
khaine said:
Ok, watching Episode 8. I still don't know why I'm doing this to myself? Also where the fuck is the RLM Picard Update? Anyway these writers clearly didn't watch TNG, because they have absolutely forgotten that Guinin met Picard in the 1880s.
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Maybe they wanted to do a three episode review this time.
 
khaine said:
Ok, watching Episode 8. I still don't know why I'm doing this to myself? Also where the fuck is the RLM Picard Update? Anyway these writers clearly didn't watch TNG, because they have absolutely forgotten that Guinin met Picard in the 1880s.
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You got to stop teasing us like this. Give a spoiler tagged breakdown of the biggest idiocies.
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Maybe they wanted to do a three episode review this time.
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I honestly don't know if Mike's liver can handle that.

The next Re:View should just have Jesse come running onto the stage screaming "you're killing my husband! What's wrong with you monsters?" And then drags Mike away.
 
Flexo said:
You got to stop teasing us like this. Give a spoiler tagged breakdown of the biggest idiocies.
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I can't. Its too stupid, it melts my brain with its stupidness. Honestly, they should use this as an IQ test. If you like Picard, straight off to a firing squad, you are clearly too retarded to live. Best I can do is steal someone else's synopsis. .
 
JamesFargo said:
Tilly is so fat her blood type is yamok sauce

Tilly is so fat that she has her own sector of space

Tilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into a Big Mac

Tilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping

Tilly is so fat that she sat on the Sacred Marketplace and lowered all the prices

Tilly is so fat she's got more rolls than the Picard Maneuver

Tilly is so fat she cracked the Mirror Universe

Tilly is so fat that she has to say "Two to beam up" when she's by herself

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Tilly is so fat when she leaned against the walls of Shaka they fell.
 
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