Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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11% of the STP crew are pozzed with COVID so they shut production down until next week. Fortunately, they already turned Jay-El into memory engrams in a robot, so they can download him in a different body if Patrick Stewart coofs to death.

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‘Star Trek: Picard’ Production Paused After More Than 50 Test Positive for COVID-19 (Exclusive)

Sources say more than 50 members of the production tested positive Monday, forcing the Paramount+ series to immediately shut down.
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Cubanodun said:
Like the only consoomer that watch prodigy was really surprised about this episode

Without entering to much into the plot the episode is called Kobayashi where as you guessed it the main protagonist tackle the infamous Kobayashi Maru, he gets to pick his crew first choice the system give him is Kirk but he decided against it because he is supposed to be the captain so you get, all of them talk with archival footage (except Beverly i think) because there is no money for more

He got

Uhura

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Beverly Crusher

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Odo

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Spock

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And Scotty

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The first thing he ask if that if someone know people in the kobayashi then vote to abandon them to their fate, everyone protest then he get wrecked by the program then he try more than 70 times until he get tired of it and decide to another approach, he open all frequencies and start blasting Thunderstruck by AC/DC, this confuse the Klingons and make them decloak, then he overload the Warp drive to 130% and eject it to make it explode to kill all of them, the kobayashi somehow survive but another cruiser appear, because this one came decloaked he managed to teleport inside of the cruiser and he and Spock neutralize all of them, sadly because this is the kobayashi maru he accidentally press the trigger on the cruiser and blow the kobayashi maru making him fail, Spock tell him the same speech about leading he gave to Kirk and he notice that he need his crew to actually be a captain, he ask the computer if there was a way to beat the test and the computer says that there is none but he is amused that he almost got it (and a matter of fact he ALMOST won one of the very very VERY few that did not cheat or use weird klingon rules for it)

To close the episode and dump the final piece of fanservice they unlock the memory core of Virtual Janeway and discover that the first captain of the Protostar was Chakotay thing that heavily surprise Janeway

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What's wrong with their faces?
 
ForgottenUserName said:
I want an in-universe explanation of why the Beastie Boys know who Spock is and about the Vulcan nerve pinch.
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He was in a spinoff of those weird pulp stories about the black captain on that space station that looked like a couple of those pizza middle things stuck together.
 
I hope the woketards ruining Star Trek now never watch any of the Benny Russel DS9 episodes because you know they're going to imply that Roddenberry stole the idea for Star Trek from him.
 
ForgottenUserName said:
I hope the woketards ruining Star Trek now never watch any of the Benny Russel DS9 episodes because you know they're going to imply that Roddenberry stole the idea for Star Trek from him.
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tbh if I found out Gene Rod stole the core ideas of Trek (that weren't from other people already) from some old pulp writer in the nuthouse it wouldn't shock me too much
 
XYZpdq said:
tbh if I found out Gene Rod stole the core ideas of Trek (that weren't from other people already) from some old pulp writer in the nuthouse it wouldn't shock me too much
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Ahem: Not even an obscure film.

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Forbidden Planet - Wikipedia

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Star Trek is less a "ripoff" and more a "you can absolutely see the similarities", but watch the final scene on the bridge of the C57D and tell me what a sequel / film series would have looked like. The only differences are Spock is a robot, Kirk is married, and Bones is dead.
 
Deep Space Nine, season two, episode five, Cardassians.

I had a moment of realization when Gul Dukat was discussing the Cardassian boy Rugal with Commander Sisko. Dukat is always very over the top when he speaks but especially so over subspace. And I never really thought about why until today. Putting aside that it is a TV show, I figure that Dukat's transmissions are being watched by at least a few other people at Central Command and definitely by a dozen people from the Obsidian Order. So he always has to talk like he's putting on his best face, else the footage gets leaked to the Cardassian public. And like any Discord server, it will be leaked. So in the leaked footage the public will see Dukat being sympathetic and always saying the correct political thing.

Truly the Bajorans made a mistake when they denied the Cardassians.
 
Grand Wizard Wakka said:
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Cubanodun said:
Like the only consoomer that watch prodigy was really surprised about this episode

Without entering to much into the plot the episode is called Kobayashi where as you guessed it the main protagonist tackle the infamous Kobayashi Maru, he gets to pick his crew first choice the system give him is Kirk but he decided against it because he is supposed to be the captain so you get, all of them talk with archival footage (except Beverly i think) because there is no money for more

He got

Uhura

View attachment 2866404

Beverly Crusher

View attachment 2866407

Odo

View attachment 2866412

Spock

View attachment 2866466

And Scotty

View attachment 2866426

The first thing he ask if that if someone know people in the kobayashi then vote to abandon them to their fate, everyone protest then he get wrecked by the program then he try more than 70 times until he get tired of it and decide to another approach, he open all frequencies and start blasting Thunderstruck by AC/DC, this confuse the Klingons and make them decloak, then he overload the Warp drive to 130% and eject it to make it explode to kill all of them, the kobayashi somehow survive but another cruiser appear, because this one came decloaked he managed to teleport inside of the cruiser and he and Spock neutralize all of them, sadly because this is the kobayashi maru he accidentally press the trigger on the cruiser and blow the kobayashi maru making him fail, Spock tell him the same speech about leading he gave to Kirk and he notice that he need his crew to actually be a captain, he ask the computer if there was a way to beat the test and the computer says that there is none but he is amused that he almost got it (and a matter of fact he ALMOST won one of the very very VERY few that did not cheat or use weird klingon rules for it)

To close the episode and dump the final piece of fanservice they unlock the memory core of Virtual Janeway and discover that the first captain of the Protostar was Chakotay thing that heavily surprise Janeway

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Im kinda liking this and it worry me
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The fact that this kiddy shit cartoon for shitty kids legit looks to be the best nu-trek by far is exactly what this corpse of a franchise deserves, and the fact this seems down largely to pandering to freakin voyager nostalgia makes it all the more mindfucking funny
 
Deep Space Nine, season two, episode 14, Whispers.

I hate this episode, even though it is good. The whole premise is weird and it is like everyone does their worst possible job trying to work with the fake O'brien. A real android spy would have seen through their act in a second.
 
Mike Stoklasa said:
Deep Space Nine, season two, episode 14, Whispers.

I hate this episode, even though it is good. The whole premise is weird and it is like everyone does their worst possible job trying to work with the fake O'brien. A real android spy would have seen through their act in a second.
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Yeah, Keiko was way too warm and loving. Anyone would know something was up.
 
Deep Space Nine, season three, episodes one and two, The Search parts one and two.

So if you can't tell, I am rewatching DS9. I really don't know how I feel about these episodes. The introduction of The Dominion seems sloppy. Their mission, the off-screen stuff with the Defiant appearing, the way Odo finds the Founders when nobody else did before (really?) and the always-lovely Admiral Bitchayev really leave me wanting something better. But seeing Weyoun is always a treat, so that helps a bit. Borath, not Weyoun. I like the Vorta. It is also pretty wild how in some shots Bitchayev (Natalia Nogulich - 44 at the time of shooting) looks like a child. At least it gets better from here.
 
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