Stand-up comedy: who did it better?

[Laburnum]

First up is the inimitable A-Log himself, through that bit of lingo alone surely he's earned himself immortality in the annals of lolcow history. His most famous stand-up performance also speaks for itself:

Then there is the FFWBT himself, well-known sci fi author, torque wheeler and artisanal pepperoni enjoyer Patrick Tomlinson. Would you say that you enjoyed his routine (from prison)?

Who did it better?

 

[We Are The Witches]

The audio in the first one is horrible, we're not being fair here.

But the second is starting with Trump, so it's already boring.