🤮 Gross Springtrapp - Batshit Otherkin Pedophile Sadist and Her Brainwashed Child Bride

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cluelessly said:
I don't think those were hers. They're just an "aesthetic" picture that's being passed around.

Sorry if you already knew this the wording just made me think you might have thought it was a picture she'd taken of her cut or something.
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Oh, thought they were hers. My bad. She still doesn't seem to know what a vivisection is
 
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"deitykin" post in question:
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What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?
 
Wolf Fetuses said:
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I just... what?
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What the fuck, an incubus? Do you even know how incubi function? They don't possess people and drain their life energy. Most variations don't even drain their victims life energy at all. Their purpose is to procreate sans marriage and tempt women into sin via nooky.
I'd say "go read a book on mythology," but I don't want to inadvertently inspire KP to claim another 500 kintypes.
 
Meowthkip said:
What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?
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Moreover, what good even is soul essence? It can't be too useful or we'd know more about it. Imagine going to Heaven and realising Spring is God, and all God can do is harvest useless 'essence' and take the edge off of your nerves a little.
 
Meowthkip said:
What fucking good is being a deity if you don't get any actually useful or awe-inspiring powers?

Jesus could walk on water, heal the lame, turn water into wine, bring a dead dude back to life and make a single basket of loaves and fishes feed hundred of people. What the fuck good is slowly sucking out somebody's soul essence and maybe making people calm sometimes?
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That's why I hate the divine community so much, they've got no imagination. If I were a god, I sure as hell wouldn't be here. I'd be too busy cultivating Lovecraftian cults, feasting on virgin SJW sacrifices, and revealing the incomprehensible secrets of the universe to mortals unable to handle them. You know, godly stuff.
 
nonnewtonian said:
What the fuck, an incubus? Do you even know how incubi function? They don't possess people and drain their life energy. Most variations don't even drain their victims life energy at all. Their purpose is to procreate sans marriage and tempt women into sin via nooky.
I'd say "go read a book on mythology," but I don't want to inadvertently inspire KP to claim another 500 kintypes.
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I hope she chooses the Tokolosh as her next deity.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokolosh
 
Meowthkip said:
Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.
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Not that I want to be the pedantic asshole here or anything... oh, who am I kidding, of course I do. That's katakana, not hiragana. You can tell by how simple and angular it is. Hiragana is more curvy usually.
 
characterlimit said:
Not that I want to be the pedantic asshole here or anything... oh, who am I kidding, of course I do. That's katakana, not hiragana. You can tell by how simple and angular it is. Hiragana is more curvy usually.
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I stand corrected!

... TBH I just took a shot in the dark.
 
Meowthkip said:
Did somebody say aesthetic?

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Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Git gud @ aesthetic, bitch.
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I found my new desktop wallpaper. You're absolutely right, springman could use more marble busts and windows.. Maybe then she wouldn't be so depressed all the time.
 
Meowthkip said:
Did somebody say aesthetic?

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Springtrap needs more pastels/underwater textures/hirigana/marble busts/windows 98.

Git gud @ aesthetic, bitch.
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I think what we should really be taking away from this is that Spergtrapp needs more George Costanza in her life.
 
What does "aesthetic" as an adjective mean, anyway? When Springtrapp says that the nose bandage is "aesthetic," do they mean they're just wearing it for the looks, or what?

The combination of the nose bandage and insane amounts of black eyeliner are really nailing the "racked-up rookie boxer" look, though, or maybe Jake from Chinatown. Then again, I guess for guro fans, looking like you just had a run-in with Roman Polanski with a switchblade is the ideal date look?
 
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