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See, the idea of Superman wrangling up a posse and going to beat the shit out of the guy who tried to rape his wife is perfect.

Have Batman there too, useless if a fight goes down but he’s got Clark’s back, no matter how insane the scenario.

“Bruce, surely you can see how insane this is?!”

“Zeus’s crime is unforgivable, even if he wasn’t sucessful.”

“Clark you can’t just fight a god, he’s above even your strength.”

She’s just the hall monitor trying to prevent a cosmic embarrassment.
Exactly. That's the scenario Diana would be trying to avoid, but Zeus, having that eternal boner, won't stop. So one of Diana's jobs would be to tard-wrangle Zeus in between fighting crime and being a positive role model.
 
Lol, Superman calls in every favor and it turns out there’s a lot of people on Earth who owe him one or hold him in high regard.

That’s not even getting into the aliens who would take offence that some puffed-up god tried to rape the “Superman’s bride”

Superman’s posse becomes an armada as Diana’s trying to explain her father’s cosmic mistake and he just plants his feet and is doing typical “I recognize no other power, new or upstart, my rule is supreme” schtick as a fresh from a sun-dip Superman is at the gates.
Exactly. That's the scenario Diana would be trying to avoid, but Zeus, having that eternal boner, won't stop. So one of Diana's jobs would be to tard-wrangle Zeus in between fighting crime and being a positive role model.
Diana trying to mold her father into DC’s Thor (god turned superhero) would be amazing, you ever read Sinister Spider-Man? I’d imagine he’d just do that.
 
@Alexander Thaut

My point is more than her rogues gallery really isn’t memorable. Her origin story is either the guy crashing on her island or being sent out, but I feel like it’s a weak inciting incident. I feel like you’d at the very least need to retool her origin.

The best possible thing I could think of is her doubting her mother. Have Cerberus break out of Hades and a young Diana subdue him and then get visited by who she assumes is Hades (cap of invisibility in myth is either total invisibility or opaque darkness) and attacks them only for it to be revealed to be Persephone. The reveal should shatter her beliefs on the evil of men as told by her sisters, Persephone isn’t the slave wife of her husband counting the days to be returned to her mother. You’d be able to make an incomplete parallel in her mind. Someone with a loving, but overbearing mother like her exists.

I feel like everyone does go to hard into Greek myth though, I feel like her villains being lost Civilization types would be fun. Dr. Poison could be from a mythic Japanese island (there’s like thirty), the Flame Princess some hollow Earth shit or some sunken Hawaiian island to tie her to Aqua Man, an d other shit.
 
Exactly. That's the scenario Diana would be trying to avoid, but Zeus, having that eternal boner, won't stop. So one of Diana's jobs would be to tard-wrangle Zeus in between fighting crime and being a positive role model.

Lol, Superman calls in every favor and it turns out there’s a lot of people on Earth who owe him one or hold him in high regard.

That’s not even getting into the aliens who would take offence that some puffed-up god tried to rape the “Superman’s bride”

Superman’s posse becomes an armada as Diana’s trying to explain her father’s cosmic mistake and he just plants his feet and is doing typical “I recognize no other power, new or upstart, my rule is supreme” schtick as a fresh from a sun-dip Superman is at the gates.

Diana trying to mold her father into DC’s Thor (god turned superhero) would be amazing, you ever read Sinister Spider-Man? I’d imagine he’d just do that.


I forget, Mr. Mxy exists and I think this is just Zeus getting utterly fucked over.

Beat the mortals? You deal with the 5th dimensional Imp that considers himself Superman's buddy. He's 100% a trickster god, but he'd likely be very cruel about what he does to the Olympians.

The rest of the Quintessance tells Zeus "what did you expect?" as they turn him into DC's Thor. Hera takes over Olympus while Zeus tries to make things work.


Then we find out Zeus is known on alien worlds as a sort of galactic rapist under different names.
 
I forget, Mr. Mxy exists and I think this is just Zeus getting utterly fucked over.

Beat the mortals? You deal with the 5th dimensional Imp that considers himself Superman's buddy. He's 100% a trickster god, but he'd likely be very cruel about what he does to the Olympians.

The rest of the Quintessance tells Zeus "what did you expect?" as they turn him into DC's Thor. Hera takes over Olympus while Zeus tries to make things work.


Then we find out Zeus is known on alien worlds as a sort of galactic rapist under different names.
“Then we find out Zeus is known on alien worlds as a sort of galactic rapist under different names.”

I’m saving that one

Hera finally gets cuck revenge and takes over while Zeus is stuck at less than half power, with a broken thunderbolt and every single living person he’s fucked over knows where he is.

“Daughter……. I need help.”

As he shows up on Diana’s doorstep visibly fucked up and absolutely devastated that his manchild tendencies have finally caught up to him. I’d read that, that sounds fucking hilarious.
 
“Then we find out Zeus is known on alien worlds as a sort of galactic rapist under different names.”

I’m saving that one

Hera finally gets cuck revenge and takes over while Zeus is stuck at less than half power, with a broken thunderbolt and every single living person he’s fucked over knows where he is.

“Daughter……. I need help.”

As he shows up on Diana’s doorstep visibly fucked up and absolutely devastated that his manchild tendencies have finally caught up to him. I’d read that, that sounds fucking hilarious.
Zeus isn't allowed into the JLA/JSA/Titans cookout. Diana just puts a leash on him right outside.
 
Zeus isn't allowed into the JLA/JSA/Titans cookout. Diana just puts a leash on him right outside.
Have him do a crossover with Superman where he helps beat up Doomsday then has the gall to go.

“Greetings Kal-El, we make a fine team, why you remind me of Hercules.”

As if nothing happened, it was that much of a small blip on his radar
 
@Alexander Thaut

My point is more than her rogues gallery really isn’t memorable. Her origin story is either the guy crashing on her island or being sent out, but I feel like it’s a weak inciting incident. I feel like you’d at the very least need to retool her origin.

The best possible thing I could think of is her doubting her mother. Have Cerberus break out of Hades and a young Diana subdue him and then get visited by who she assumes is Hades (cap of invisibility in myth is either total invisibility or opaque darkness) and attacks them only for it to be revealed to be Persephone. The reveal should shatter her beliefs on the evil of men as told by her sisters, Persephone isn’t the slave wife of her husband counting the days to be returned to her mother. You’d be able to make an incomplete parallel in her mind. Someone with a loving, but overbearing mother like her exists.

I feel like everyone does go to hard into Greek myth though, I feel like her villains being lost Civilization types would be fun. Dr. Poison could be from a mythic Japanese island (there’s like thirty), the Flame Princess some hollow Earth shit or some sunken Hawaiian island to tie her to Aqua Man, an d other shit.
DC mainly focuses on greco-roman shit because Wondy, Aquaman, and Shazam draw a lot from it.

They could stand to like, do more lost civilization types. Fucking Skartaris is right there. Camelot with Morgan le Fay. Etc.


Have him do a crossover with Superman where he helps beat up Doomsday then has the gall to go.

“Greetings Kal-El, we make a fine team, why you remind me of Hercules.”

As if nothing happened, it was that much of a small blip on his radar

I picture the whole "Identity Crisis 2 featuring Zeus" going out of control as The Spectre steps in to undo the damage and punish Zeus.
 
Then we find out Zeus is known on alien worlds as a sort of galactic rapist under different names.
There you go. You can even have New Genesis and Apokolips call a truce just because Zeus had his way with their women.

Darkseid and Highfather both show up on Mount Olympus' gates, just as Superman and Batman are banging on the doors.

''You too, huh?'' asks Bruce.
 
There you go. You can even have New Genesis and Apokolips call a truce just because Zeus had his way with their women.

Darkseid and Highfather both show up on Mount Olympus' gates, just as Superman and Batman are banging on the doors.

''You too, huh?'' asks Bruce.
This is so fucking goofy I love it, just the galaxy puts aside their BS to smack a rapist, that’s beautiful

And the rapist then has to live as a (golden age power level Superman) mortal with everyone he’s messed with knowing and wanting payback, with his only friend being the one child who has compassion for the fuckup father.
 
This is so fucking goofy I love it, just the galaxy puts aside their BS to smack a rapist, that’s beautiful

And the rapist then has to live as a (golden age power level Superman) mortal with everyone he’s messed with knowing and wanting payback, with his only friend being the one child who has compassion for the fuckup father.
My story for Diana would be to tard-wrangle Zeus before something like that happens. But given that she has to split her time up between that, and fighting crime, Zeus would obviously just wait until Diana's too busy fighting crime, then he goes out and has some fun with the wives of superheroes and the gods of Apokolips and New Genesis. Then something like that happens, and the solutions will range from Batman wanting to pump Zeus with drugs that inhibit one's sex drive, to Darkseid wanting to have Zeus gelded with a knife made to kill new gods.
 
@Registration replies fucking busted. Whatever.

No, George Perez is dynamic he's done great paneling from Titans to Superman to Avengers and more. There are literally thousands of comics I can point to. But...the idea that big splash pages full of material is bad is something else.

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I mean, I could saturate great fight scenes, but your cited example....I mean, look. Using the word 'capeshit' over and over is cringe. Do you mean superman? Do capes, trigger you or something? Cause if it's ultra realism a bunny girl fighting a 15 year old girl, somehow lifting a big sword isn't realism.

As far as Manga, there are some great bangers....but no. You failed to make your case just saying mass fights are all bad doesn't make it true.

As far as your rant about Neal Adams, It's telling you took a MODERN comic of his. One without showing his actual fucking work.

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So no, you're wrong again. This is from the fucking 60's 70s.

So no, I'm sorry that America until maybe a decade or two ago was so stuffed with entertainment that Americans didn't need to really look elsewhere.
 
My story for Diana would be to tard-wrangle Zeus before something like that happens. But given that she has to split her time up between that, and fighting crime, Zeus would obviously just wait until Diana's too busy fighting crime, then he goes out and has some fun with the wives of superheroes and the gods of Apokolips and New Genesis. Then something like that happens, and the solutions will range from Batman wanting to pump Zeus with drugs that inhibit one's sex drive, to Darkseid wanting to have Zeus gelded with a knife made to kill new gods.
Zeus fucks Big Barda, suddenly all hell breaks loose.

I could see this turning into a sorta JLI-era with slightly darker content and seeing it go bad for Zeus.
Chris Chan as a Wonder Woman villain, Wonder Woman: Love Quest
Well, it'd be really funny if we had a run where Wondy had to teach a Wundarr-style Chris Chan-esque new god about love.
@Registration replies fucking busted. Whatever.

No, George Perez is dynamic he's done great paneling from Titans to Superman to Avengers and more. There are literally thousands of comics I can point to. But...the idea that big splash pages full of material is bad is something else.

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I mean, I could saturate great fight scenes, but your cited example....I mean, look. Using the word 'capeshit' over and over is cringe. Do you mean superman? Do capes, trigger you or something? Cause if it's ultra realism a bunny girl fighting a 15 year old girl, somehow lifting a big sword isn't realism.
I just didn't wanna go pull images to argue the point because it's obvious the material was cherry-picked.

If an artist's name stands the test of time, there's usually a good reason for it. Even if they've waned in their twilight years or were never a writing talent.
As far as Manga, there are some great bangers....but no. You failed to make your case just saying mass fights are all bad doesn't make it true.
I mean yeah, they pulled some panel from a Fate or Record of Ragnarok manga. Good scenes and all, but the evolution of manga and american comics have kinda diverged a hell of a lot.


As far as your rant about Neal Adams, It's telling you took a MODERN comic of his. One without showing his actual fucking work.

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So no, you're wrong again. This is from the fucking 60's 70s.

So no, I'm sorry that America until maybe a decade or two ago was so stuffed with entertainment that Americans didn't need to really look elsewhere.
I can't take anyone that brings up Batman Odyssey as a cherrypicked example of why Neal Adams is bad.

It's like saying we should judge Jack Kirby by the work he did in his twilight years with the hunger dogs. Sure, there's artistic merit, but the writing and execution isn't there.

Manga has been allowed to evolve without as many restrictions as american comics. DC is notorious for having enforced house styles, editorial mandates, and kinda following the comics code to the letter for a long time. But one should be able to recognize that, despite the limitation of being forced to be children's media, '50s DC material is still memorable.


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Carmine Infantino was one of the dozen artists or so that became iconically "DC" in the Silver Age.

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American comics were often influenced by the need to be a consumer product first, which may have been why it was so easy to label it children's content. In as much as comics have gained some respect in America as both literature and art, it's been a fucking uphill battle for the medium due to the bullshit Comics Code.


Like, DC noted gorillas on covers sold well, which was why every month of their shit in the silver age had a cover with a gorilla on it.

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So, the development of american comics has a lot of weird limitations due to the comics code.

Meanwhile, japanese manga. They're not all perfect, but the classics stay good as well. However, they're not all perfect.

Cyborg 009's a contemporary to the Silver Age of DC/Marvel, isn't it?

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Not every piece of it is perfect, but it's overall beloved in Japan, right up with Astro Boy and 8-Man. (Who, before you start making fun of american capeshit, got his powers from smoking cigarettes.)

I could cherrypick bullshit here, but the influences behind manga vs american comics and their development has been different. Like, fuckin' hell, Tezuka took heavy inspiration from Disney. Most major American comics artists have usually tried to give semi-realistic work, albeit stylized.
 
Chris Chan as a Wonder Woman villain, Wonder Woman: Love Quest
Honestly most of the higher tier villains would be lolcows if they weren’t in a comic book

Look at everyone’s favorite Eastern European, a guy slighted him in college and that is grounds in his mind to stalk him and his family, make attempts on him and his family, do everything to score a one-up on said man, deliver that man’s child on the condition of naming the child to remind that man forever of the one time he couldn’t solve a problem, develop an obsession with that guy’s wife solely because she’s with him, sell a woman’s soul to demons for power to kill this man, refuse to even consider asking him for help in solving serious personal issues and that’s not even getting into the other names in the book of grudges that Doctor Doom undoubtedly keeps and adds to daily.

Doctor Doom is a certified Ralphamale, I bet he watches the FF do interviews and celebrity shit just to stoke his daily anger.

“FIVE STAR DAYS RICHARDS!”
 
The ironic thing is that Zeus would straight up rape everyone. I'm serious. Men and women both.

I do like Wondy's line to Supes that "When I deal with them I  deal with them." No feminist bullshit. Straight and to the point. Also the Heketia is a seminal piece of her history imo. The fight with Bruce was epic.

I went back to Gail Simone's run on Birds of Prey. (I love it. I'm sorry.) And I completely forgot about how they fridged Barda. They were killing all the New Gods for some reason.
 
I can't take anyone that brings up Batman Odyssey as a cherrypicked example of why Neal Adams is bad.
Wasnt he going off the deep end by 2007? He was into the hollow earth theory and had some neuro disease or something? Neal Adams isnt perfect though, 70s Batman hasnt aged well. Its good for its time but at a time when even 90s Batman isnt that good (Gothic is very mediocre) 70s Batman certainly isnt going to be good.
Manga has been allowed to evolve without as many restrictions as american comics. DC is notorious for having enforced house styles, editorial mandates, and kinda following the comics code to the letter for a long time. But one should be able to recognize that, despite the limitation of being forced to be children's media, '50s DC material is still memorable.
50s DC is memorable in a look where this shit started kind of way. Theyre pablum for children and okay at best. Im gonna admit Astro Boy is a slight bit better as childrens reading material just cause its more diverse but both havent aged well. I do like Tezukas other adult works though, Buddha and Message to Adolf are very good.
I could cherrypick bullshit here, but the influences behind manga vs american comics and their development has been different. Like, fuckin' hell, Tezuka took heavy inspiration from Disney. Most major American comics artists have usually tried to give semi-realistic work, albeit stylized.
Ehhh initially maybe but definitely not in the 70s. Devilman and Fist of the Northstar were heavily inspired by Mad max and 70s exploitation movies. Hell if you look at Tezukas contemporaries, people like Kazuo Koike and Monkey Punch theyre not furfag disney fans like Tezuka was and did a lot more mature shit for adults especially Koike. Koike's stuff still has the highest number of live action adaptations. Capeshit at best during the dark ages was inspired by 70s thrillers and philosophy stuff while Manga was a lot more diverse (Also inspired by Manga cause Frank Miller was a big fan of Kazuo Koike). At its best the western comic industry tried to imitate France's Metal Hurlant, Heavy Metals vignettes were meh at best had some good stories but werent narratives and were flavour of the week shit.
 
@Registration replies fucking busted. Whatever.

No, George Perez is dynamic he's done great paneling from Titans to Superman to Avengers and more. There are literally thousands of comics I can point to. But...the idea that big splash pages full of material is bad is something else.

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I mean, I could saturate great fight scenes, but your cited example....I mean, look. Using the word 'capeshit' over and over is cringe. Do you mean superman? Do capes, trigger you or something? Cause if it's ultra realism a bunny girl fighting a 15 year old girl, somehow lifting a big sword isn't realism.

As far as Manga, there are some great bangers....but no. You failed to make your case just saying mass fights are all bad doesn't make it true.

As far as your rant about Neal Adams, It's telling you took a MODERN comic of his. One without showing his actual fucking work.

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So no, you're wrong again. This is from the fucking 60's 70s.

So no, I'm sorry that America until maybe a decade or two ago was so stuffed with entertainment that Americans didn't need to really look elsewhere.
Capeshit is super hero comics, mainly american ones, the usual Marvel/DC shit that has been discussed here for years. The item cape is meaningless in this discussion, and that page is from a fantasy comic, the point isn't realism but how to depict action scenes on the paper rather than whom is being depicted.

Mass fights are bad because it just doesn't work on comic pages, you don't see the action part of the comic. Lets use dragon ball for example, did you ever noticed how it is mostly one-on-one fights? The other characters react to them but they don't fight, even in scenes like they mass fights (cell junior versus everyone), Toriyama never used a big splash page and focused on action all the time: lets see, look at how Kuririn is shown being beaten up in multiple panels:

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This is from the chapter 407, there are 76 different panels in this chapter, it is mostly talking and Mr. Satan talking with the reporters and Android 16, all to build up the next chapter, when Gohan turns Super Saiyajin, where we get a SINGLE SPLASH PAGE with only Gohan transformed in it. It is all about the flow of the images, where you build it up and we see the difference in storytelling. This chapter came out on January 26, 1993. So without even considering the content of the story, the storytelling is so much more advanced in how to depict action. And this isn't even a matter of pages being limited, since nowadays an arc would be 5-6 issues long and you have space to do it good (read the Deadpool vs Punisher comic that I said, where action is excelent).

"could saturate great fight scenes"

Do you know what is a good action scene in comics? Its not about who is fighting who, it is all about how the artist draws it. Seeing 10 capeshit heroes punching and using laser powers on a double splash page doesn't mean shit if how it is illustrated doesn't make it shine, Dragon Ball is so amazing that you can have the Dragon Ball Heroes manga where you put all the fan favorites characters and the page layout and action fucking sucks compared to Toriyama because the action scenes are made to be functional and not Toriyama-like, focusing on the action.

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"It's telling you took a MODERN comic of his. One without showing his actual fucking work."

Yeah, fuck off.

Talent to illustration isn't something that you lose unless it is a physical disability or shaking hands, as an artist you will always be better in later years because you practiced way more because you did more. Do you want to tell me that Neal Adams art got worse in 40 years, sure, but dont use the Modern/actual work bullshit.

Let me illustrate this with Devilman from 1972, the original art and a manga telling how the author did the 1972 manga but from 2010 with his current art style, in this manga he recreates some drawings and it is fun to compare how he got better and used better angles to show it.

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Drawing isn't like music, the artist personal styles can change as they grow older and more experienced, but it rarely gets bad, to think otherwise is insane, a later artist career is the addition of all techniques he used before. You can see it clearly in the most important aspect of comic art: paneling, experienced artists versus their own selves in their early career. There was a Manben episode, where an artist would always mirror their illustration because they couldn't draw the left side, so they would draw the right side, mirror it and later add whatever it was on their hand on photoshop. This is something he came up on his own, Junji Ito for example made his own pens and had to create new digital brushes when he switched to digital. No illustrator gets worse, they are either cutting corners or just changed their styles.


This is this Neal Adams (this book is so shit that even coloring is shit, look how they flipflop on the neck/collar coloring. This is the third page of issue 3... It already had problems in the first page and they keep doing in the same fucking page.
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This page is fucking insane, this whole story is insane.

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"I'm sorry that America until maybe a decade or two ago was so stuffed with entertainment that Americans didn't need to really look elsewhere."

Nigga, Disney build his empire of european stories, and that is just one of your biggest main creators, and they still do the same shit 100 years later with other cultures.

To believe otherwise is to ignore reality. We could throw so many examples that your sentence would make more sense in a fictionalized idea of a country from a civil war LARPER than reality.

@Alexander Thaut

Tezuka and Ishinomori were geniuses, the output that they did far outshines any western comic writer in the world. TEZUKA wrote and illustrated almost all types of stories that you can imagine, in western countries he is more remembered with Atom and Adolf (which is very lame), my favorite of the ones that I've read is about a super villain that has american race relationships that turns his skin inivisible and is fucking crazy story about a bad guy. It is called Alabaster and it is from the gekiga phase and Tezuka fucking hated it but I love it. This is from the 70's, before people would try to capitalize on villains (lets not count Arsene Lupin and Fantômas).

I own the Tezuka's version of Pinocchio and it is closer to the original book than the disney film, even when the character designs are similar to it (it has the hanged Pinocchio just like the book).

And Tezuka's did so much that almost everything that is done today, he already did ot in the past (true crime, sci-fi, fantasy, space western and so on)

@Georgio Cocklord
I would name one of the few capeshit that I love it, the Spider-man manga from the 70's.

The first arcs are adaptations of western comics, but then a new writer come in and adapts his own work into Spider-man and we get the most suffering a superhero can get, we get mind tigers, rape, sexual fantasies, criminals with guns and love for velocity, all in a spider-man comic that oozes that 70's psychosexual desire to autodestruction that no american writer could even attempt to write.

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It has even a proto clone arc story.
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Spider-man manga from the 70's is something that I am sure it will never be reprinted, american readers wouldn't be able to cope with how the story goes hard in the direction that the Spider-man powers are a curse to the user. To not say all about the rape, incest, murder, violence and so on.
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