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Big two are not places for creativity. Any half-smart creator with a decent idea they care about, will not waste it on Marvel or DC. Only exceptions are ones who belong to the old-boy network. They are actually getting paid royalties for their ideas. Bendis is a master of that. That's part of the reason why he creates new characters that are crappy similes of already existing, better ones. If he used War Machine's niece instead of creating Riri Williams, Bendis would have to share royalties with other people. And since he is buddies with Quesada, Brevoort, and others, he actually will get checks and have some say in how his creations are used in the future.

That creates a climate where only people coming up with new stuff for big two are desperate ideologues, naive fanboys, or washouts with right connections. Anyone else who ends up at big two uses them as a stepping stone to build recognition and ideally a fan base before moving on to self-publishing.
I'm really waiting for DC to just forget about Bendis' Naomi creation.

I uh, wonder if all his fetishes are on display in that one. It's a black 18 year old girl that runs around barefoot in her costume. She's also surprisingly not acting like an aggressive negress. . .

I uh. Bendis. What? I guess the guy's at the point where he gives no fucks. Don't care too deeply about him, but his shit used to be readable before he fucked up the X-Men.
 
Got this off the Hoopla! library app. Read the Kelly Sue Deconnick Intro and promptly returned it. My question: Who the hell would WANT to read the book after that drivel?
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Eh, I lied. I read like the first ten pages. They are a totally realistic fistfight scene between the skinny chick on the cover and an adult male cop. That's how it always happens, right?
 
Personally, I always thought there was something quite camp about Nightcrawler.
Hickman was the one who made Kurt say the line about "we need to start organizing orgies to make more mutant babies!" and the backlash was so great that it was one of the few times Marvel backpeddled on shit from the Krakoa era. Next time Hickman wrote Kurt, he explicitly backpeddled by having Kurt show disgust over mutants who had been depowered by M-Day having to be ritualistically killed in combat against Apocalypse for the right to get their powers back via a freshly cloned body.

And his "Not-Nightcrawler but basically a stealth Nigthcrawler series" and "Not-Nightcrawler/Legion but totally a Nightcrawler/Legion team-up book" comics dealt with Kurt explicitly rebelling against Xavier and the Council within the confines of the system along with trying to instill SOME form of religion/morality into a Krakoan society where you had fuckers like Pixie PURPOSELY getting themselves killed in battle so they could post them getting killed on Tiktok for likes/taunting humans that mutants are functionally immortal and they aren't.

just give me back the Sentry ffs, I wanna see my favorite marvel schizoid in action.
Sentry was never good. And I'm still bitter as fuck that World War Hulk let Sentry be the final boss instead of Thing......
 
Of course! Here you go:
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Soon in your local comic book store, random people all over the world (read: a diversiteam) have started manifesting Sentry's powers. Who will be able to wield them? (most likely a black woman) And who will fall to the madness of The Void? (Most likely a white man)
Its like they missed the whole point of the OG miniseries?

Hickman was the one who made Kurt say the line about "we need to start organizing orgies to make more mutant babies!" and the backlash was so great that it was one of the few times Marvel backpeddled on shit from the Krakoa era. Next time Hickman wrote Kurt, he explicitly backpeddled by having Kurt show disgust over mutants who had been depowered by M-Day having to be ritualistically killed in combat against Apocalypse for the right to get their powers back via a freshly cloned body.

And his "Not-Nightcrawler but basically a stealth Nigthcrawler series" and "Not-Nightcrawler/Legion but totally a Nightcrawler/Legion team-up book" comics dealt with Kurt explicitly rebelling against Xavier and the Council within the confines of the system along with trying to instill SOME form of religion/morality into a Krakoan society where you had fuckers like Pixie PURPOSELY getting themselves killed in battle so they could post them getting killed on Tiktok for likes/taunting humans that mutants are functionally immortal and they aren't.


Sentry was never good. And I'm still bitter as fuck that World War Hulk let Sentry be the final boss instead of Thing......

The OG mini-series was a neat idea. Just take it in isolation. The artwork, the concept. It's not bad. The obnoxiousness was Bendis and Co taking Bob and trying to make him more than a one off thing in MK.
 
Hickman was the one who made Kurt say the line about "we need to start organizing orgies to make more mutant babies!" and the backlash was so great that it was one of the few times Marvel backpeddled on shit from the Krakoa era. Next time Hickman wrote Kurt, he explicitly backpeddled by having Kurt show disgust over mutants who had been depowered by M-Day having to be ritualistically killed in combat against Apocalypse for the right to get their powers back via a freshly cloned body.

And his "Not-Nightcrawler but basically a stealth Nigthcrawler series" and "Not-Nightcrawler/Legion but totally a Nightcrawler/Legion team-up book" comics dealt with Kurt explicitly rebelling against Xavier and the Council within the confines of the system along with trying to instill SOME form of religion/morality into a Krakoan society where you had fuckers like Pixie PURPOSELY getting themselves killed in battle so they could post them getting killed on Tiktok for likes/taunting humans that mutants are functionally immortal and they aren't.


Sentry was never good. And I'm still bitter as fuck that World War Hulk let Sentry be the final boss instead of Thing......
World War Hulk needed literally anyone other than Sentry be the big finisher. I think they were just pushing him there, but I always did wonder why we didn't just see one last big rally of powerhouses.

I'd like to have seen a drawn out last-stand too. The more I think about it, I think I'd rather have seen a fucking Wonder Man showdown instead of Sentry. I like the idea of Sentry but idt anyone aside from Paul Jenkins has handled him properly.

Hickman fucked up with Kurt. I think exploring the need for Krakoa needing a form of morality could have been an awesome way to show Onslaught/Shadow King infecting everyone while Kurt (and a few others he teams with) trying to purify the mutant's collective unconscious by reminding them that the X-Men are the best examples of morality amongst their kind. It'd def. have been corny as fuck, but then you could have some vague collective collage of all the times the X-Men protected humanity at great personal cost. Hell, this'd have been a fun thing to do with the goofy-ass A.X.E. event by showing that even if the X-Men screw up regularly, the fact that they've tried to do the right thing in so many ways was worth the suffering. Have the giant space god give a thumbs up for Kurt's efforts.

Like, A.X.E. was shit. Hickman's idea was poorly executed and they had to back down. It could have been a perfect moment if they'd tied it all together.

Also is it just me or is Rogue the big notable X-Avenger now? Beast has gone full schizo. Wolverine's just kinda gone. Firestar's kinda shit outta luck (if she does count as an X-Man?), and Storm's been in a weird position since Krakoa started. (yeah, she was an avenger for like an entire 1-3 story arcs before AvX.). Well, I guess Sunspot/Cannonball/Sunfire all count too but they haven't been relevant since the krakoa era began.

Honestly at this point, I think a wish list for Marvel would simply be

  • stop jerking Spidey around and just return to him being with MJ and doing his classic shit.
  • let the Krakoa era fizzle out properly, but at least make it entertaining
  • show off the Inhumans in the Guardians book at some point.
  • Walk back the Venom cosmic shit a little bit
  • Gimme more runs with decent writers.
  • let my nigga Matt Murdock finally not have a run defined by depression and tragedy. Hell, show off the golden age Daredevil for a bit. I recall reading somewhere that Stan Lee and co. got the blessing of the golden age Daredevil's creators back in the '60s. Hell, the Claw would be a great bit of fun to have.
  • Bring back the 2000s Agents of Atlas. I get why they pushed the weird all asian team during the anti-Fox days, but It's the perfect time to have the Atlas Foundation doing something when Orchis is running rampant.
  • Let Hawkeye be in a goddamned book.
  • Put Cyclops on an Avengers team.

 
The original Sentry mini-series tried to shill the idea of Hulk and Sentry having a secret past where they were like Batman and Superman (to the point that the original Sentry comic had a couple of fake covers covering the issue numbers of Hulk that never existed, due to Hulk getting canceled with issue #6 and not getting a new book with his name on it until the end of the 60s, when they rebranded Tales To Astonish as "Hulk" with issue #100. But Thing should have been the one to take Hulk down, not Wonder Man or anyone else. Which is a shame, as there seems to be endless number of writers who constantly shit on Ben and have Hulk beat the shit out of him whenever they meet.

Also, Rogue's only an Avengers type because Claremont pitched the idea to Marvel that they could use the same logic that led to the splitting of the rights to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch between Disney and Fox onto Rogue, Sabretooth, and Mystique since they debuted in non-XMen books. Also, the fact that Morrison wanted Rogue dead when he took over the books so he could replace her with an ugly pale skinned loli-goth (who's visual got used for Teenage Negaton Warhead) and that led to Rogue being exiled from the main X-Men books for ages, only appearing in adjectiveless X-Men, which became a containment book for her, Magneto, Gambit, and the New X-Men kids.
 
I fucking hate WWH. My problem with that whole Pak era is it's fucking cool set up that goes nowhere and I'm not sure if that was him or editorial. Planet Hulk, hulk becomes king of a planet cool new status quo, it blows up. WWH, hulk takes on the world, fucking sentry is the final battle, Later on we eventually get a hulk family, immediately dismantled. Hulk goes entirely world breaker supernova in the dark dimension, gets brought back to punch fing fang foom and fucks off to start Jason Aaron's mediocre run after.
Hulk is one of the only Marvel characters I've ever sat down and read literally everything (up to 2015ish) and so much of it is wasted potential. Peter David is put on the Hulk pedestal and his highs are high but the last few years that pantheon shit sucks. he also gets way too up his own ass with over writing shit. Bruce Jones run is probably my favorite its essentially a comic book version of the tv show that's a stealth retcon to bring back characters David got rid off like abomination and leader, but it also fizzles out. My second favorite run is probably Bill Mantlo from the early 80s because he just did whatever the fuck he wanted and it showed. Immoral Hulk was cool for the most part from the last few years but I couldn't get into it knowing they'd fuck it all off directly afterwards and they did with that gay starship hulk shit last year I read 3 issues off and had to drop bc I couldn't take it
 
I love Rogue. And I liked Mystique's solo series. Sue me.

On the topic of Kurt, nothing can get worse than the satanic communion wafers. That shit was nuts. I feel like a whole deep dive into how unanimously shit Austen's run on the X-Men was is in order.

I do think killing Moira was a mistake. Oh and Banshee getting his throat slashed. As I recall Generation X was really the last time he was prominent. Sad they killed him. Although my understanding is that he is alive? Oh and a waste of Sunfire's sister.

Anyway the actual run we got Wolvie, Fagstar, Polaris, Havok, Juggernaut, Husk, Angel, Stacy X, Iceman, etc. Stacy's entire character is literally just whore. So much so that we got the infamous sextape i believe was addressed to Angel?
Then there's Nurse Annie, her son, Husk's brother, and Sammy (?) the boy who made Jugs heart grow three sizes that day.
Polaris goes nuts because bad characterization. She has her wedding. Its a damn mess. Jean Paul attends her Bachelorette party because of course he does. Don't forget the crosses on the front lawn housing Jubilee, Chamber, and I think Skin? Havok fucks Nurse Annie because that's all she's good for.
Fagstar wants that ice cold dick up his chatte. This is of course years later revealing that oh hey Bobby was a bottom the whole time yolo.
Oh and Husk and Angel get it on. Warren she is too fucking young for you. Then they proceed to fuck in the air in front of Husk's mother...because Austen.
Later demon wafers or whatever. Mystique shows up. Polaris getting written as mentally unstable bitch was upsetting. Little did we know a few years later that Scarlet Witch would recieve that fate.
I can't remember how the whole shitfest ended nor can I remember why Emma Frost wasn't in the series despite being at the mansion canonically. I do remember Sammy dies causing Jugs BSOD. Annie and her stupid son leave. Polaris presumably beats the shit out of Havok by ramming a magnetic rod up his ass as punishment. All this and Psylocke was dead because of Joe Quesada the asshole. I regret to say X-Treme X-Men was better. (Storm, Rogue, Gambit, Bishop, and Sage were kino. Come on now. They were. Also Storm fucking Emma up)
 
Got this off the Hoopla! library app. Read the Kelly Sue Deconnick Intro and promptly returned it. My question: Who the hell would WANT to read the book after that drivel?
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Eh, I lied. I read like the first ten pages. They are a totally realistic fistfight scene between the skinny chick on the cover and an adult male cop. That's how it always happens, right?
I read this when it was coming out under Icon originally and it wasn't that bad, though it was so Bendis in the way the story was stretched out, Maleev had to draw extra pages to fit in all the pauses and repetitive lines. Then they stopped making it because people stopped buying it, because these two were also doing a Moon Knight series at Marvel together and they were actually getting paid for that so it took priority and that meant delays, even after they finished Moon Knight. It took them years to get the second half of the initial ten issue run done, which ended on a cliffhanger, and then I learned a decade later they wrapped everything up in another five-issue min-series through Dark Horse.

I decided "fuck it, why not?" and grabbed the omnibus Dark Horse put out with all fifteen issues. They did the thing where they put the covers at the end of the book instead of using them to break up the issues like chapters, which bugs me because I like knowing where the issues end so I can use them as a stopping point.

I will say that you can tell, when you read it all together, they expected this to last a lot longer than it did. The initial five issue arc is slower paced, building up the character, why she's doing what she's doing, and why people are responding to it. The final five, however, I think they were just getting sick of people asking them about it and just decided to wrap everything up so they could move onto other projects. All of a sudden, this revolution that was exclusive to Portland ended up going national without Scarlet's direct involvement and now everything's better and Trump never won and the people have the power back and yeah, all that shit.

Would I recommend it? Probably not. The artwork was solid at first, with Maleev pushing himself by doing everything except the lettering, but you can tell by the end he was done. The story's dragged out and while it predicted some of the outrage mobs, it overestimated the morals, dedication and work ethic of said lefties.
 
Anyone here subscribe to 2000 AD/Dredd? I subscribe to both and I LOVE those prog binders that they make. I was wondering if anyone had a similar, preferably majestic looking, thrill containment unit for the thicker Dredd magazines.
 
The original Sentry mini-series tried to shill the idea of Hulk and Sentry having a secret past where they were like Batman and Superman (to the point that the original Sentry comic had a couple of fake covers covering the issue numbers of Hulk that never existed, due to Hulk getting canceled with issue #6 and not getting a new book with his name on it until the end of the 60s, when they rebranded Tales To Astonish as "Hulk" with issue #100. But Thing should have been the one to take Hulk down, not Wonder Man or anyone else. Which is a shame, as there seems to be endless number of writers who constantly shit on Ben and have Hulk beat the shit out of him whenever they meet.
The Thing would have been perfect but hey at least he got to knock hulk out when the f4 relaunched.

Ben needs an event where he takes the big win. I feel like we haven't gotten a really big Ben moment in quite a while.
Also, Rogue's only an Avengers type because Claremont pitched the idea to Marvel that they could use the same logic that led to the splitting of the rights to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch between Disney and Fox onto Rogue, Sabretooth, and Mystique since they debuted in non-XMen books. Also, the fact that Morrison wanted Rogue dead when he took over the books so he could replace her with an ugly pale skinned loli-goth (who's visual got used for Teenage Negaton Warhead) and that led to Rogue being exiled from the main X-Men books for ages, only appearing in adjectiveless X-Men, which became a containment book for her, Magneto, Gambit, and the New X-Men kids.
Makes sense.

I enjoy Rogue being an Avenger and stepping up. I think she's got the potential to be a top tier A-lister, but my entire problem is that she's a female lead in current year, and that's a gamble with the garbo writers.
Gail Simone teased working on some big project soon, and people are already speculating that she's going to be one of Brevoort's head writers on the new X-Men status quo.

God help us all.
Hng.

She's goyslop female writing.
 
Anyone here subscribe to 2000 AD/Dredd? I subscribe to both and I LOVE those prog binders that they make. I was wondering if anyone had a similar, preferably majestic looking, thrill containment unit for the thicker Dredd magazines.
I read Dredd mostly via the new Essential collections that Rebellion's been putting out. I still have to grab the Essential Anderson one from last year
 
JMS is doing Captain America, which he's on solicits for five issues?

Pretty interesting he's slumming at Marvel. Maybe the Writer's Strike?

Either way, I can't imagine him doing anything worthwhile there. But I'm definitely interested.

I also got a look, apparently Jason Aaron 's Batman is...Batman in space. Thrilling. This is absolutely what people want from a dark Noir character is him going on space adventures.
 
JMS is doing Captain America, which he's on solicits for five issues?

Pretty interesting he's slumming at Marvel. Maybe the Writer's Strike?

Either way, I can't imagine him doing anything worthwhile there. But I'm definitely interested.

I also got a look, apparently Jason Aaron 's Batman is...Batman in space. Thrilling. This is absolutely what people want from a dark Noir character is him going on space adventures.
JMS isn't bad, maybe he just wanted to do it?

Batman in space is at least kinda an interesting idea. Aaron's a schlock goyslop writer, but at least he's not a fucking insufferable agenda-pusher.
 
Rumor floating around is that JMS is being courted to replace Zeb Wells on ASM since Wells has destroyed all the good will Spencer restored to the franchise. But that since Wells's editor has promised Zeb until around issue #60 on the book and won't fire him until that issue, JMS demanded Captain America to write as filler until Zeb gets fired.

Also, rumor is floating around that Brevoort is courting Gail Simone as the main new X-Men writer once Krakoa era wraps up and the great franchise reset hits.
 
Rumor floating around is that JMS is being courted to replace Zeb Wells on ASM since Wells has destroyed all the good will Spencer restored to the franchise. But that since Wells's editor has promised Zeb until around issue #60 on the book and won't fire him until that issue, JMS demanded Captain America to write as filler until Zeb gets fired.

Also, rumor is floating around that Brevoort is courting Gail Simone as the main new X-Men writer once Krakoa era wraps up and the great franchise reset hits.
hope JMS follows with an undoing of OMD
 
Never cared for Gail Simone back when she was writing a "humor" column back in the Aughts and people including comics pros were trampling over each other to be the loudest person to declare that her warmed over jokes that had been done many times before were the greatest writing to hit the Industry in a long time. Her writing has only gotten more insufferable over the years and her having slowly but surely deep-fried her brain on social media was of no help at all.
 
JMS isn't bad, maybe he just wanted to do it?

Batman in space is at least kinda an interesting idea. Aaron's a schlock goyslop writer, but at least he's not a fucking insufferable agenda-pusher.

He RAGE quit Marvel after a terrible experience. So either they offered him something he wanted but they would never give him or he needed some quick easy cash....

Also, in what world does Aaron Not have an agenda?

Rumor floating around is that JMS is being courted to replace Zeb Wells on ASM since Wells has destroyed all the good will Spencer restored to the franchise. But that since Wells's editor has promised Zeb until around issue #60 on the book and won't fire him until that issue, JMS demanded Captain America to write as filler until Zeb gets fired.

I wonder. You know. He probably loathes having OMD be his legacy on Spidey, given JoeQ screwed it up.

Also, rumor is floating around that Brevoort is courting Gail Simone as the main new X-Men writer once Krakoa era wraps up and the great franchise reset hits.

Ha. future Comics deserves I guess.
 
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