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Immortal X-Men #8 attempts some massive clean-up of the clusterfuck of fail Mr Sinister fell into after Hickman fucked the character up beyond all repair. Along with explains what the fuck Dr Stasis is:

After the events of the Further Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix mini-series (which established Mr Sinister's origin), Sinister started hulking out and killing people attracting the attention of Mystique (who now is canon Sherlock Holmes) and Destiny. They put him in a madhouse to settle down and he gets murdered by an unknown assailant. Later, Destiny goes into Sinister's lab and finds out that he made four clones with a heart, diamond, spade, and clover symbol on the tubes and that the clones escaped.

So both OG Sinister and Dr Stasis Sinister are clones.

Also, Gillen also attempts to rationalize the plot reveal that Destiny was helping perform Mengela type medical experiments on mutant children by claiming she did it solely to get close to Sinister to spy on him and (by getting closer to him) find out more details via her powers as to what he'll be doing evil in the future. This includes a shout out to the whole "Miss Sinister" storyline in X-Men Legacy/Wolverine Origins.

Also, Gold Goblin #1 furthers the notion of one of the current day Jack O'Lanterns may be OG Jack O'Lantern Jason Macendale. While not officially naming him, once unmasked, he's got a missing eye ala Jason who became a cyborg with a machine eye right before his death.
I hate Gillen so fucking much. His X-Men run was okay solely for addressing that Scott was effectively viewing everyone as disposable to the aims of "Mutants" everywhere for really short term gains. Sinister in that was a fag who basically can do whatever the plot demands of him and becomes an annoying sassy gay cartoon character.

Why the fuck are they trying to make Destiny a hero? She was always an annoying character who did morally dubious things because she thinks she is always right (I hate precogs in fiction when they just become the author lazily writing plot point rather than alluding to an idea of fighting a fixed fate). Niggas like the Trasks were better at seeing the future then her and actually were worried about people like Magneto and Mystique causing a race war.
 
Since newspaper strips count, I'm happy to say that after 50 years, Funky Winkerbean is ending. A comic that started off good, but after Lisa got and later died of cancer, Batiuk got it into his pretty little head that he was a "serious writer" and piled on bummer after bummer upon his characters, never shut up about dead Lisa and cancer, made everything depressing or full of annoying comic geekery, and ended up with a bigger hatedom over a fandom who loved to make cancer jokes.
Oh wow, I can't believe it's finally happening. I used to read The Comics Curmudgeon a lot and from that got a fair bit of experience in Funky Winkerbean. As bad and pretentious as the strip could be, I'm a little sad to see it go. I guess Doonesbury is the last "pretentious depressed adult" strip still going.
 
Oh wow, I can't believe it's finally happening. I used to read The Comics Curmudgeon a lot and from that got a fair bit of experience in Funky Winkerbean. As bad and pretentious as the strip could be, I'm a little sad to see it go. I guess Doonesbury is the last "pretentious depressed adult" strip still going.
Crankshaft will still be going, but for as bad as the comic "where no light or hope can escape it" is, I'll miss it a bit, too. If you want another pretentious comic, go for 9 Chickweed Lane, but that one isn't depressing, more of the author's spank fodder if anything. In honor of this, I'd like to share my "favorite" Funky moments...

  • Gay Prom Arc: Tom Batiuk (the creator) spent a month in advance braging about this upcoming arc, but the problem is that we don't even get to know the gay couple's names or how they feel about the adults protesting them coming to the prom, Heck, we don't even see them again after the principal tells the protestors off. It becomes all about how Batiuk is a force of good for gays (via the principal) by a gay kid whose too scared to show themselves and the principal and his wife are made prom king and queen.
  • The Failed Dream: Let's say you're a hardcore An-Cap and you come across this scenario where Funky opens his pizza chain in New York where there's extremely heavy competition, serving the pizzas pre-made and frozen instead of fresh, said pizzas are so bad they to twist his arm to get him to admit they suck, and cut unnecessary corners, would you agree with Funky it was all the government's fault for ruining his business or tell him to STFU?
  • I'm a Serious Writer: Batiuk doesn't understand why people are constantly sick of his constant talk about cancer, death, and gloominess. They must hate seriousness. So when Susan wants to produce Wit as a school play, the strawman parents object. The thing is Wit is a terrible choice since it's a one-woman play that is notorious for it's difficulty that even college level actresses have problems with it.
There's more, but I don't want to bore you.
 
I'm in the middle of Brubaker's Daredevil run and I'm starting to get tired of his pet character, Dakota North. I don't really particularly dislike the character but she takes up waaaay too much narrative space. Like, why exactly is the law firm's PI the one pulling Murdock out of his depression after Milla's insanity instead of, I don't know... maybe Matt's best friend Foggy or even Becky or Ben.
 
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What's Psylocke been up to?
Depends on which Psylocke you mean.

Besty Braddock, the mind formerly inhabiting the asian body? She's Captain Britain now, with Brian becoming Captain Avalon. She's stuck in Otherworld fighting Merlin's forces or something.

Kwannon, the real owner of the asian body? She's one of the war captains in Krakoa. Before that, she led a team of troublemaking mutants in order to redeem them, the Hellions. That book was great by the way. Currently she's in Kitty Pryde's Marauders team, fucking around in space and/or back in time. That book sucks by the way.

The Betsy books sucked too, even though the X of Swords event that was related to them was something I really enjoyed.
 
Depends on which Psylocke you mean.

Besty Braddock, the mind formerly inhabiting the asian body? She's Captain Britain now, with Brian becoming Captain Avalon. She's stuck in Otherworld fighting Merlin's forces or something.

Kwannon, the real owner of the asian body? She's one of the war captains in Krakoa. Before that, she led a team of troublemaking mutants in order to redeem them, the Hellions. That book was great by the way. Currently she's in Kitty Pryde's Marauders team, fucking around in space and/or back in time. That book sucks by the way.

The Betsy books sucked too, even though the X of Swords event that was related to them was something I really enjoyed.
Yeah I have the tpb where they reverse the body swap. I knew Betsy was in Excalibur. Strangely vol 1 is out of print. I'll wait for an omnibus tbh.

I heard good things about Hellions. Was hoping there would be at least another girl on the team but I assume Kwannon holds her own. I think Nanny is in it and the one guy from the marauders who has black Jesus hair and beard and he was a villain I remember in the Mutant Massacre in the 80s?

ok I think I'm mixing Scalphunter with someone else

Jk so apparently he goes by Greycrow now?
 
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Yeah I have the tpb where they reverse the body swap. I knew Betsy was in Excalibur. Strangely vol 1 is out of print. I'll wait for an omnibus tbh.

I heard good things about Hellions. Was hoping there would be at least another girl on the team but I assume Kwannon holds her own. I think Nanny is in it and the one guy from the marauders who has black Jesus hair and beard and he was a villain I remember in the Mutant Massacre in the 80s?

ok I think I'm mixing Scalphunter with someone else

Jk so apparently he goes by Greycrow now?
Yeah, he goes by Greycrow, and yes Nanny and Orphanmaker are in it too. The team is Kwannon, Empath, Havok, Nanny, Orphanmaker, Wild Child and Greycrow, sometimes Sinister.
 
I hate Gillen so fucking much. His X-Men run was okay solely for addressing that Scott was effectively viewing everyone as disposable to the aims of "Mutants" everywhere for really short term gains. Sinister in that was a fag who basically can do whatever the plot demands of him and becomes an annoying sassy gay cartoon character.

Why the fuck are they trying to make Destiny a hero? She was always an annoying character who did morally dubious things because she thinks she is always right (I hate precogs in fiction when they just become the author lazily writing plot point rather than alluding to an idea of fighting a fixed fate). Niggas like the Trasks were better at seeing the future then her and actually were worried about people like Magneto and Mystique causing a race war.
Destiny as a likable sympathetic villain is a concept that has been around for ages. She was the least evil of the second Brotherhood/Freedom Force team and Claremont and other writers wrote her as someone with a conscience. To the point, it is canon that Mystique doing all sorts of beyond the pale shit in the late 90s/00s/10s was due to her not having Destiny around to keep her on a tight leash and keep her darkest impulses in check.

As for Gillen, I despised what he did to Sinister in his X-Men run, but for what it's worth he seems to be quite aware that Hickman fucked him over even WORSE and Duggan pushing Dr Stasis and being Sinister's double fucking the character even worse. At the very least, he's doing a moderately decent job at damage control, in that he's at least trying to reign in Duggan's dogshit ideas with Stasis.

Hellions got canceled with issue #18 sadly. However, Orphan Maker and Nanny are currently in the Sabretooth and the Exiles mini-series, which is set to FINALLY reveal what the fuck Orphan Maker's power is that even Xavier in full Nazi mode, says "we can not allow him to be resurrected with his X-Gene active".

Also, yes they ditched Scalphunter's code name because "it's racist". Even went as far as to stick a small disclaimer on the reprint of Uncanny X-Men #211 apologizing for the name in his first full appearance as part of the True Believer reprint series.

(Also, it's been rumored that the upcoming Dark Web storyline is Wells doing a heavily modified version of a planned arc that he had planned with Maddie getting revenge on Scott/Jean at long last that he didn't get to do because Hellions got canceled and Maddie briefly hijacked by New Mutants where she was essentially "promoted" to queen of Limbo by Magik to get rid of her after Emma managed to force Xavier (off-panel) to bring Maddie back to life)

Flamboyantly evil Victorian Sinister is the best fucking thing Gillen ever did. 80s/90s Sinister was nowhere near as fun.
80s/90s Mr Sinister was a better villain, actually a major threat, and even factoring in the Paul Jenkins origin story, filled a niche of eugenics/mutants as breeding animals to be exploited and enslaved and weaponized.
 
Finished up Brubaker's DD run tonight.
- The Devil in Cell-Block D is good. It starts differently than how Bendis set it up (it seems he wanted Murdock, Fisk, and a few other big criminals cohabitating in a cell wing on their own; Brubaker nixes that and puts them in a more regular prison setting), which he handwaves away with a line about their lawyers. My only problem with this arc is that it feels bit too subdued -- felt like there was a lot more you could do with Matt, Punisher, Fisk, and a bunch of criminals locked together; Frank Castle's role in particular feels underdeveloped.

- The Devil Takes A Ride is pretty much the conclusion of Bendis' plots, and Brubaker does a fairly good job putting everything together, tying it all back to Bendis' first arc Underboss. Despite this focusing on Bendis' plots this also feels like the arc where Brubaker shows that he has no problem with the more colorful side of Daredevil, using the likes of Tombstone and (a new) Matador, plus having Matt globe trotting. Vanessa's plotting goes a bit too much into the "Just according to keikaku" meme levels of unbelievable puppet mastery but I do ultimately like how she's written as broken and corrupted by her husband's life and thus indirectly by Matt, too.

- To The Devil, His Due & Without Fear are easily my favorite of Brubaker's arcs. Great use of classic DD villains & continuity, a decent mystery element to it, and good pacing. I feel like this story does everything Kevin Smith tries to do with Guardian Devil but infinitely better -- it's especially a much stronger send off to Matt's love interest than GD was for Karen Page, which is sad given her importance. Speaking of that, Milla's ultimate fate of being seemingly insane forever is definitely the darkest end to a love interest since Matt Murdock drove Heather Glenn to suicide. This is probably also the most definitive case of the villain winning. My only problems with the Fear plot are that instead of concluding Lily Lucca's plot it basically sends her off to limbo and it feels like its setting up something with The Hood but Brubaker never follows up on it in his arcs.

- Cruel & Unusual is my least favorite of Brubaker's arcs. I don't mind a slower, more down to Earth plot after the last couple of arcs but this one I thought was just sorta boring. Also, if it were a TV show, I'd swear this was a backdoor pilot for Dakota North. I know Brubaker didn't create the character (I remember her popping up back in Web of Spider-Man in the '80s) but she comes across as a sort of author's pet, as I noted before. The amount of focus Dakota gets is weird and it ends up hurting the rest of the supporting cast since she comes across as the only pillar keeping Matt up, making Foggy, Becky, and Ben seem as though they don't give much of a shit about what he's going through with Milla.

- I was sorta lukewarm on Lady Bullseye & Return of the King. They're not bad arcs... but fucking with Matt's life yet again felt repetitive. Matt & Fisk teaming-up to stop The Hand could've been interesting... but Brubaker knows everyone knows it's bullshit and the 'partnership' ends as soon as it begins, so any possible interesting dynamics between the two characters interacting in new ways go unfulfilled. It all ultimately feels like build-up to Matt taking over The Hand, which is definitely an interesting plot concept, but he obviously doesn't see it through and we end up with Shadowland.

- Whereas Bendis seemed mostly infatuated with the mobster side of crime noir, Brubaker seems to love the mystery side. I like Brubaker's preference here more, a good crime mystery can be molded into endless stories but there's only so much you can do with mobsters, especially when you try to be as down-to-earth and gritty as Bendis did during his stories.

- Michael Lark was the artist for most of the run and while he gets better as he goes along, I really didn't like his art at first. Everyone looked weirdly chubby and everything had an overly scratchy, rough look to it during those first two arcs. By the end I liked him well enough.

- The use of Black Tarantula was a bit weird. Brubaker writes him as a generic banger in Cell-Block who talks like a dumb thug. I know Brubaker originally wanted to use one of the original Tarantulas but couldn't due to them being dead but that characterization doesn't really fit with either of the Tarantula characters. Brubaker seems to eventually realize he's writing him weird because he corrects the characterization slowly over subsequent uses.
Overall I really liked Brubaker's run and would rank it above Bendis but still behind Miller's. Issues 82 - 105 in particular are terrific and I almost read them in one sitting; they're definitely some of the best DD stories. The last third of his run is weaker than the first 2/3rds but the dip in quality isn't as noticable as it was with the second half of Bendis' run. Much like Bendis, though, Brubaker really shakes up Matt's life and then goes "so, uh, where do I go from here...?" and doesn't seem to have a great answer for it.

Next up is Shadowland. I've never read any of it but I know largely what happens in it and the reputation it has. Andy Diggle is someone who I like, though wouldn't put him in any top or best of lists.
 
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Destiny as a likable sympathetic villain is a concept that has been around for ages. She was the least evil of the second Brotherhood/Freedom Force team and Claremont and other writers wrote her as someone with a conscience. To the point, it is canon that Mystique doing all sorts of beyond the pale shit in the late 90s/00s/10s was due to her not having Destiny around to keep her on a tight leash and keep her darkest impulses in check.

As for Gillen, I despised what he did to Sinister in his X-Men run, but for what it's worth he seems to be quite aware that Hickman fucked him over even WORSE and Duggan pushing Dr Stasis and being Sinister's double fucking the character even worse. At the very least, he's doing a moderately decent job at damage control, in that he's at least trying to reign in Duggan's dogshit ideas with Stasis.
Duggan's run just seems to be LALALALALA screaming over criticism and the X-Men getting smoke blown up their ass/ doing morally dubious shit, but just not giving a shit about the consequences. It's just a boring run. The gay orgy island has no real conflict because the writers do not want to talk about spiritual/ moral/ cultural problems. It's like San Francisco, but they have a constant supply of Xanax.
 
I can't think of a single comic series that started out excellent, but nose dived into the shitter faster than League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

The first two graphic novels, set in Victorian England are amazing, but once the third volume time jumps to the 60s, it's impossible to care about any of the characters.
Ironically if Moore hadn't gone for serious serial escalation of threats, he could have kept LOEG going for a while with the original cast. As there was a lot of stuff you could have mined storyline-wise (the whole boarding school where Invisible Man was raping the female students segment itself could have been it's own series in terms of mystery arc/Invisible Man being a villain for the League to foil). Not to mention keeping Moriarty around as a reoccurring villain.

Speaking of which:

Amazing Spider-Man #14

Hallow's Eve is indeed Janine, who decides to go ride or die with Ben after a cop tries to arrest her and badmouths her for killing her father, who sexually/physically abused her causing her to kill him in the first place.

Also, Maddie basically is evil again partly because the demons of Limbo really don't like her/keep calling her a fake person while Maddie has started to realize that Magik only gave her Limbo to rule on orders from Jean and Scott, so as to effectively exile her after Emma brought her back and Ben's basically going to be her front man to give her plausible deniability. And the abusive debt collector harassing Peter since the new run started turns out to be a serial killer/torturer and Maddie kills him.

Also we get shout outs to how Maddie got her powers activated/dark magic powers (stabbing Janine with one of Sym's fingers like he did Maddie) and the Inferno Babies storyline from Wells' New Mutants run.

Also there was another Dark Crisis tie-in with Dr Light getting a new costume which has a mask, along with the return of the multiverse Justice League and a nice "fuck you" to the people at DC shilling black Batman=best Batman, by noting that Damien in all known realities, will end up taking over the role of Batman.
 
Just about finished bronze aged swampthing volume 1, its become a monster of the week type of story towards the end, i like it.

Also has anyone read Solar man of the arom? Is it worth getting into?
 
Just about finished bronze aged swampthing volume 1, its become a monster of the week type of story towards the end, i like it.

Also has anyone read Solar man of the arom? Is it worth getting into?
the 60s Solar-Man of the Atom stuff is just typical silver age superhero stuff. Nothing much.

The 90s era Valiant stuff is decentish and iirc- it had Barry Windsor-Smith doing the art. But if you're gonna read 90s Valiant, you may as well binge all of it.
 
Every Franco-Belgian comic I read feels like some coomer paid a really good artist to draw really mediocre porn. I fucking hate the French so it might just be that.
If by that you mean Jodorowsky

it might be
 
Just about finished bronze aged swampthing volume 1, its become a monster of the week type of story towards the end, i like it.

Also has anyone read Solar man of the arom? Is it worth getting into?

Yes.

Depends.

The Gold Key stories are okay.

The best ones are the Valiant. Barry Windsor Smith, Jim Shooter. I recommend that, Magnus Robot Hunter, and Archer and Armstrong.

Dynamite series are a skip.

the 60s Solar-Man of the Atom stuff is just typical silver age superhero stuff. Nothing much.

The 90s era Valiant stuff is decentish and iirc- it had Barry Windsor-Smith doing the art. But if you're gonna read 90s Valiant, you may as well binge all of it.

Huh? Pretty much everything from Solar 1 till Unity is pretty rocking. It falls off heavily after Shooter leaves.
 
Yes.

Depends.

The Gold Key stories are okay.

The best ones are the Valiant. Barry Windsor Smith, Jim Shooter. I recommend that, Magnus Robot Hunter, and Archer and Armstrong.

Dynamite series are a skip.



Huh? Pretty much everything from Solar 1 till Unity is pretty rocking. It falls off heavily after Shooter leaves.
tbh Quantum and Woody was like the sole good thing that popped up post-Shooter/Pre Aclaim shut down iirc.

Dynamite is. . . hit or miss at best. I don't know why they squandered so much of it on shit like pushing Faith Herbert.
 
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