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Rage had garbage writing and no redeemable qualities. Can't even get canon right and it's another "Ultron turning people into robots" angle made worse by how Remender irrevocably destroyed Hank Pym as a character (not to mention writing Vision as a complete and total cunt towards Pym leading up to his death).

It's a horrible, horrible, horrible story and along with the garbage third volume, killed Uncanny Avengers as a franchise.
 
New comic shit:

Dark Crisis On Infinite Earths #6

Ollie stays behind in the dead universe that is the Pre-Crisis Earth 1 as the JLA return with the Green Lantern Corps in toe to fight Deathstroke and his army plus Pariah. Black Batman also shows up because the plot requires him to be the one who kills Pariah. But not before Pariah "kills" Captain Atom, Steel, Ronnie Raymond Firestorm, Ted Kord Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, and Connor Hawke. Nice moment with Jonathan fighting Doomsday and about to be killed when Superman finally returns and KOs Doomsday. Ending is Deathstroke going all Bane and Hulking up to fight everyone.

The Golden Age

Geoff Johns sadly seems committed to continuing the farce of gay Alan Scott and shitting on Dr Fate. We also get a new origin for Helena Wayne/Huntress (who's lesbianism as demanded by Tom King isn't mentioned) and she's now inspired to fight crime because her dad Batman died not her mom Catwoman. We also get a ton of new bios for "lost characters" who were removed from the timeline but are now being restored. This included a bunch of new teen sidekick characters, but also Mister Miracle's human mentor (who now had a career as an ally of the JSA and running a Justice League Dark spin-off team Justice Society Dark), the original Golden Age Aquaman (who was a kid turned into a lab experiment by his dad), and the famed "Harquinn's Son" character Roy Thomas planned for Infinity Inc but decided against due to him not thinking a gay character would fly in the 80s.

Also, a nice "fuck you" to Bendis's rape of the Legion by shilling current day heroes in the book to try and boost sales, along with confirmation that Geoff wants Joker's son from Killing Joke/Three Jokers to join the Batman family as an ally of Batman, and Mime and Marionette's son that Manhattan stole and gave power to, being sought after by various parties with the implication that Geoff's going to have Laurie and Dan (Silk Spectre and Night Owl) play a role in his plans for continuing his plans for Watchmen.

Amazing Spider-Man #13: Ned Leeds gets fucked over royally by Queen Goblin and Roderick Kingsley, having brainwashed him into becoming Hobgoblin again and committing several mob land murders all in the name of blackmailing Norman into giving Kingsly his financial empire back that Norman stole in Goblins At the Gate back in 1998 and to bait Norman into becoming Golden Goblin.

Venom #13: After 13 issues of fail and AIDS, Ewing finally does something interesting in so far as having Maddie Pryor show up to recruit Eddie Brock for her revenge squad for Dark Web in the final pages. Really fucking hope Ewing leaves the book, as he's more interested in bullshit space knight crap than writing Eddie Brock as a dad and reformed villain and his relationship with his son.

X-Men Legends #3-4. Anne Nocenti comes back to write a flashback story that bridges the gap between Longshot's mini-series and him joining the X-Men. Luckily no major retcons (as Nocenti has repeatedly stated she never intended her expy Ricochet Rita to be Spiral) but Nocenti still goes out of her way to give alternate reasons for why Spiral has such a hate boner for Longshot: Longshot gouges out one of Spiral's eyes in #3, the plot point that Longshot historically killed or causes the death of anyone he befriends in the movies Mojo made with him, and generic dislike for Longshot and how his luck power ensures that he always ends up on top, damn the consequences of those around him (which somewhat meshes with the dialogue from the infamous nightmare sequence from Uncanny X-Men #248 with Spiral/Longshot).
 
Anyone else go into a comic book store and see reprints of old iconic comics on shelves? And don't just mean reprints of the old material. I mean full on reprints of the entire book letters page, ads and all. I saw reprints of detective comics 27 and 39 and superman 1 from DC and amazing fantasy 15 from marvel... And for some reason new mutants 98 aka first appearance of dead pool. Still was kinda surreal seeing an ad for the 1990 nes punisher game on the back here in 2022 where there's been six new Nintendo consoles since then. Really the most surreal thing was seeing letters written by people who must have been only 10 years old at best when they were printed and are now like 80 if even still alive. (and yes there is a disclaimer on the inside saying all advertising and coupons have expired)
 
Facsimile editions are still relatively rare these days. Granted, Marvel found a lot more success doing dollar reprints of key issues as part of their "True Believer" dollar reprint initiative, which sadly got stopped by COVID. DC got into the game super fucking late and kind of fucked shit up with reprinting Crisis #1 and IIRC Watchmen with poster artwork instead of the issues regular cover art. Also, haphazard selection of material (for instance, Crisis #8 got a full facsimile edition but New Teen Titans #2 (first Deathstroke) was a dollar comic reprint. Along with a random WTF Alan Brennett Brave and the Bold story.

I kind of wish Marvel would bring back the True Believer line since it was a decent size mix of random reprints and famous first appearances.
 
I might have asked this before, but during one of the Marvel cross-over events they introduced a character and his gang and they were pretty much Joker and Harlequin. By watching "Film Theorists: How to Survive [X]" they quickly defeated at least Johnny Storm via their high IQ Mary-Sue powers. What the fuck was that called? It was a limited series, 4-5 issues or so. It's been driving me nuts.

Unpopular opinion: Daken is as lame as Dokken, Sabretooth being Wolverine's son is better than that.
 
I thumbed through John carpenters joker comic, not the horror masters first foray into comics but it shows he really is multi talented. You see a title like John carpenters joker and think it'll be something akin to his horror work but it doesn't really go there. It has some hints of horror but it's more a straight forward joker story, reminded me of Brian azzerellos joker just less edgelordy.


Also why didn't John carpenter write heroes in crisis and not Tom "can't write batman without Geoff Johns breathing down my neck" king? John handled mental illness and comic villaniy way better than Tom King did.
 
I might have asked this before, but during one of the Marvel cross-over events they introduced a character and his gang and they were pretty much Joker and Harlequin. By watching "Film Theorists: How to Survive [X]" they quickly defeated at least Johnny Storm via their high IQ Mary-Sue powers. What the fuck was that called? It was a limited series, 4-5 issues or so. It's been driving me nuts.

Unpopular opinion: Daken is as lame as Dokken, Sabretooth being Wolverine's son is better than that.
You may be thinking of Joe Casey's "Zodiac" mini-series during Dark Reign, which never got followed up on and was ignored within a year or two due to Dan Slott straight up ignoring said mini and Casey's new Zodiac character and having the Zodiac cartel back up and running like they were never killed to show how edgy as fuck Casey's Zodiac was.

(Speaking of which, Marvel needs to either keep Zodiac as a single person preferably the version from Howard Mackie's Ghost Rider run or create a permanent version of the cartel organization per the original Roy Thomas version of the Zodiac that writers are banned from killing off as canon fodder so they and their artists could create their own twist on the idea of a gang of villains based on astrology symbols)

As for Dakkan; he's a character that had a horrible horrible start to him due to his Marty Stu ways but since they've effectively decided to pretend the Daniel Way version doesn't exist anymore in the Krakoa era, he's become slightly more tolerable. Especially since the more recent X-Factor series nerfed his Marty Stu-ness by having Northstar and Aurora drive him batty cockblocking him from fucking Aurora.

Also why didn't John carpenter write heroes in crisis and not Tom "can't write batman without Geoff Johns breathing down my neck" king? John handled mental illness and comic villaniy way better than Tom King did.
Should note that Carpenter had a co-writer on the Joker special (Anthony Burch) and the rumor floating around is that Carpenter simply submitted a story outline and the cowriter wrote the actual issue's script off of Carpenter's outline.

Also, King got to do Heroes In Crisis because he was promised a crossover and to be allowed to write Batman as part of a bidding war between DC and Marvel over getting him into an exclusive contract. And be thankful we didn't get King's original first draft as it was originally supposed to open with Wally shooting up a bunch of heroes that were at a Titans meet and greet and then kill himself when the cops came in the first issue. The rest of the series would have been the Justice League and surviving Titans trying to figure out why Wally turned into a mass murderer and the subsequent founding of Sanctuary at the old Kent family farmhouse.
 
Should note that Carpenter had a co-writer on the Joker special (Anthony Burch) and the rumor floating around is that Carpenter simply submitted a story outline and the cowriter wrote the actual issue's script off of Carpenter's outline
Well a good story is still a good story, especially in this day and age.
be thankful we didn't get King's original first draft as it was originally supposed to open with Wally shooting up a bunch of heroes that were at a Titans meet and greet and then kill himself when the cops came in the first issue. The rest of the series would have been the Justice League and surviving Titans trying to figure out why Wally turned into a mass murderer and the subsequent founding of Sanctuary at the old Kent family farmhouse.
Damn, like... Wth King? Even taking out the harsh reality that shootings have become so common in our lives now, what could possibly have made him think that was a good idea?

People often give higher ups and editors flack for causing a"too many cooks in the kitchen that spoil the broth. " situation in mainstream comics but if it was Johns or Lee or someone in the higher ups who told him no on his first outline I say thank you.
 
Well a good story is still a good story, especially in this day and age.

Damn, like... Wth King? Even taking out the harsh reality that shootings have become so common in our lives now, what could possibly have made him think that was a good idea?

People often give higher ups and editors flack for causing a"too many cooks in the kitchen that spoil the broth. " situation in mainstream comics but if it was Johns or Lee or someone in the higher ups who told him no on his first outline I say thank you.

Rumor has it that Wally got turned into a murderer/killed off for real on orders from Dan DiDio as retaliation for Geoff Johns refusing to do a slew of crossovers for Doomsday Clock.

Wally (and a lesser extent Poison Ivy) only survived Heroes In Crisis (and had the murders retconned pure accident) because of the fan backlash to it. King was asked to write it as part of his big crossover, which he did as at the time, DiDio was bending over backwards to pander to him (letting him marry/not marry Batman and Catwoman and the whole thing where he got his Batman editor fired for saying "no" to him).

By all accounts, everyone and their mother was pissed the fuck off at Heroes In Crisis happening and that there was a lot of controversy over who would die in the story. For instance, Tom King explicitly wanted Guy Gardner dead in the massacre and drew him into the artwork among the dead but at the last minute, the Green Lantern book editors found out and demanded the art altered so we never saw the face of the GL wearing Guy's custom uniform among the dead, rendering it a random unknown GL who died. But no one could stop DiDio and King and we were lucky that we were able to force DiDio/King to change the ending.
 
Finished up Bendis' Daredevil run. The structure and pacing of the second half feels very confused, like he had no idea what he wanted to do after having Matt declare himself the new Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen. The stories don't connect very well to each other (especially in the order that they're in; had they been rearranged some the arcs would've flown together better) and it feels like he's just spinning his wheels. Then, as if to prove he really is out of ideas, Bendis concludes his run with yet another "Daredevil's identity get's exposed again!" story arc.

He had some good ideas for the arcs during this second half -- I've already talked about how much I liked Golden Age, and Decalogue is also an entertaining arc but it's placed weirdly in the run and feels like filler. Unfortunately, his final arc - The Murdock Papers - sorta sucks. The entire impetus of it is Wilson Fisk vaguely hinting that he has some proof that Matt is Daredevil (and will give it up in return for a full pardon) and the FBI going "oh, shit, we definitely have to take this deal!" Never mind the fact that Fisk is a known weasel and a criminal mastermind who constantly lies and manipulates to get what he wants, or that the FBI's stance on Matt being Daredevil up until this arc has always been "who gives a shit? he puts away criminals." The only reasons we're given as to why the FBI is jumping on Fisk's dick over this is because "they have to" and that it'd somehow "embarrass them" if they didn't -- and surprise, it ends up being a con. It being a con makes everyone involved look like an absolute retard (apparently neither The Hand nor SHIELD had the brains to verify the whole thing) that trusted Fisk's word because... he's trustworthy, I guess. It's a very thinly, weakly written plot.

Overall, I still really like #26 - 50 and then parts of #56 - 81. Creatively, Bendis appears to have hit a brick wall once he made Matt the Kingpin in #50; after that he just seems to have no idea what to do with that new status quo and runs out of ideas as to what to do with Daredevil. For whatever reason, Bendis largely refused to use Daredevil's colorful rogues gallery or even use much of the supernatural... but unfortunately that noir well he kept drawing from quickly went dry. I can't even imagine how many more times we'd get a "Daredevi's identity is exposed!" arc if they hadn't kicked Bendis off the title.
 
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Finished up Bendis' Daredevil run. The structure and pacing of the second half feels very confused, like he had no idea what he wanted to do after having Matt declare himself the new Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen. The stories don't connect very well to each other (especially in the order that they're in; had they been rearranged some the arcs would've flown together better) and it feels like he's just spinning his wheels. Then, as if to prove he really is out of ideas, Bendis concludes his run with yet another "Daredevil's identity get's exposed again!" story arc.

He had some good ideas for the arcs during this second half -- I've already talked about how much I liked Golden Age, and Decalogue is also an entertaining arc but it's placed weirdly in the run and feels like filler. Unfortunately, his final arc - The Murdock Papers - sorta sucks. The entire impetus of it is Wilson Fisk vaguely hinting that he has some proof that Matt is Daredevil (and will give it up in return for a full pardon) and the FBI going "oh, shit, we definitely have to take this deal!" Never mind the fact that Fisk is a known weasel and a criminal mastermind who constantly lies and manipulates to get what he wants, or that the FBI's stance on Matt being Daredevil up until this arc has always been "who gives a shit? he puts away criminals." The only reasons we're given as to why the FBI is jumping on Fisk's dick over this is because "they have to" and that it'd somehow "embarrass them" if they didn't -- and surprise, it ends up being a con. It being a con makes everyone involved look like an absolute retard (apparently neither The Hand nor SHIELD had the brains to verify the whole thing) that trusted Fisk's word because... he's trustworthy, I guess. It's a very thinly, weakly written plot.

Overall, I still really like #26 - 50 and then parts of #56 - 81. Creatively, Bendis appears to have hit a brick wall once he made Matt the Kingpin in #50; after that he just seems to have no idea what to do with that new status quo and runs out of ideas as to what to do with Daredevil. For whatever reason, Bendis largely refused to use Daredevil's colorful rogues gallery or even use much of the supernatural... but unfortunately that noir well he kept drawing from quickly went dry. I can't even imagine how many more times we'd get a "Daredevi's identity is exposed!" arc if they hadn't kicked Bendis off the title.
Yeah, that's about how I felt, however I appreciated the Murdock Papers for the simple fact that at that point, I didn't know where Bendis was taking it. A good way to get me to lose interest in a comic is for me to guess the ending. Bendis however gave Matt ups and downs, meaning there was no guarantee Matt wasn't going to prison at the end, and when he was actually arrested and convicted, that fantasy sequence where he gets away could have happened just as easily as him getting locked up.

Have you done the next run by Ed Brubaker that picks up where Bendis left off?
 
Have you done the next run by Ed Brubaker that picks up where Bendis left off?
I read some of it back when it was first being published. I remember the starting arc 'The Devil in Cell-Block D' and read up to some point where Matt goes to... Spain or France or some shit like that. I know it ends with him taking over The Hand, which leads into Shadowland with Mark Waid then taking over after that and that's pretty much where my knowledge of modern DD ends, outside of reading stuff in here and a few other places. I'll definitely read through Brubaker's run eventually now that I've finished Bendis' run. I plan to keep reading up until the current issues; from what I've seen Daredevil has remained surprisingly good barring some current political pozz (i.e. Mayor Fisk being Trump, Elektra whining about men and the patriarchy).

Speaking of Elektra, it's kinda funny seeing her apparently be a hero these days -- in the 'Man Without Fear' origin mini Frank Miller wrote her as a psychotic serial killer who was a step away from creating a skinsuit. Even in her more subdued original appearances Miller wrote her as a remorseless killer for hire.
 
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Is there a origin for the "joker poisoning the water supply of gotham city" on comics?

I always feel that this storyline is told countless times in different media but it is always a daze, it feels like a mandella effect in my mind.
 
I read the the Unfunnies and the title is true to the word.
It is suppose to be edgy and dark but is so boring and unpleasant to read.
I have no idea why Mark Millar wrote this, as he can write good stuff.
 
I read the the Unfunnies and the title is true to the word.
It is suppose to be edgy and dark but is so boring and unpleasant to read.
I have no idea why Mark Millar wrote this, as he can write good stuff.
Mark Millar needs an editorial babysitter to keep him on point and to prevent him from going too far into "dare you enter my magical realm?" territory.
 
Is there an autistically complete reading order for Shadowland anywhere? I mean one that includes every crossover with it, no matter how incidental -- not just the issues with the Shadowland branding on it.
 
I read the the Unfunnies and the title is true to the word.
It is suppose to be edgy and dark but is so boring and unpleasant to read.
I have no idea why Mark Millar wrote this, as he can write good stuff.
Mark Millar needs an editorial babysitter to keep him on point and to prevent him from going too far into "dare you enter my magical realm?" territory.

Millar had a golden period of 'did you actually print that????'

Back in 2000. There's only some many 'men who fuck goats' guttered by a try hard, twee Britbong gayshit who's wearing leather before I'm not impressed. Not that Mark's going to be actively, truly transgressive in 2022.

Transgressive in 2022 is conservative. A little boy and girl going to church and may protesting an abortion clinic is the most scandalous thing or some gay shit. Anyway, point is, when you're only redeeming trait is lib subversion, what do you do when you become the culture?

Is there a origin for the "joker poisoning the water supply of gotham city" on comics?

I always feel that this storyline is told countless times in different media but it is always a daze, it feels like a mandella effect in my mind.

It's a reference.

Finished up Bendis' Daredevil run. The structure and pacing of the second half feels very confused, like he had no idea what he wanted to do after having Matt declare himself the new Kingpin of Hell's Kitchen. The stories don't connect very well to each other (especially in the order that they're in; had they been rearranged some the arcs would've flown together better) and it feels like he's just spinning his wheels. Then, as if to prove he really is out of ideas, Bendis concludes his run with yet another "Daredevil's identity get's exposed again!" story arc.

He had some good ideas for the arcs during this second half -- I've already talked about how much I liked Golden Age, and Decalogue is also an entertaining arc but it's placed weirdly in the run and feels like filler. Unfortunately, his final arc - The Murdock Papers - sorta sucks. The entire impetus of it is Wilson Fisk vaguely hinting that he has some proof that Matt is Daredevil (and will give it up in return for a full pardon) and the FBI going "oh, shit, we definitely have to take this deal!" Never mind the fact that Fisk is a known weasel and a criminal mastermind who constantly lies and manipulates to get what he wants, or that the FBI's stance on Matt being Daredevil up until this arc has always been "who gives a shit? he puts away criminals." The only reasons we're given as to why the FBI is jumping on Fisk's dick over this is because "they have to" and that it'd somehow "embarrass them" if they didn't -- and surprise, it ends up being a con. It being a con makes everyone involved look like an absolute retard (apparently neither The Hand nor SHIELD had the brains to verify the whole thing) that trusted Fisk's word because... he's trustworthy, I guess. It's a very thinly, weakly written plot.

Overall, I still really like #26 - 50 and then parts of #56 - 81. Creatively, Bendis appears to have hit a brick wall once he made Matt the Kingpin in #50; after that he just seems to have no idea what to do with that new status quo and runs out of ideas as to what to do with Daredevil. For whatever reason, Bendis largely refused to use Daredevil's colorful rogues gallery or even use much of the supernatural... but unfortunately that noir well he kept drawing from quickly went dry. I can't even imagine how many more times we'd get a "Daredevi's identity is exposed!" arc if they hadn't kicked Bendis off the title.

The dialogue ruins everything he touches. I value my brain cells.

Well a good story is still a good story, especially in this day and age.

Damn, like... Wth King? Even taking out the harsh reality that shootings have become so common in our lives now, what could possibly have made him think that was a good idea?

People often give higher ups and editors flack for causing a"too many cooks in the kitchen that spoil the broth. " situation in mainstream comics but if it was Johns or Lee or someone in the higher ups who told him no on his first outline I say thank you.
Rumor has it that Wally got turned into a murderer/killed off for real on orders from Dan DiDio as retaliation for Geoff Johns refusing to do a slew of crossovers for Doomsday Clock.

Wally (and a lesser extent Poison Ivy) only survived Heroes In Crisis (and had the murders retconned pure accident) because of the fan backlash to it. King was asked to write it as part of his big crossover, which he did as at the time, DiDio was bending over backwards to pander to him (letting him marry/not marry Batman and Catwoman and the whole thing where he got his Batman editor fired for saying "no" to him).

By all accounts, everyone and their mother was pissed the fuck off at Heroes In Crisis happening and that there was a lot of controversy over who would die in the story. For instance, Tom King explicitly wanted Guy Gardner dead in the massacre and drew him into the artwork among the dead but at the last minute, the Green Lantern book editors found out and demanded the art altered so we never saw the face of the GL wearing Guy's custom uniform among the dead, rendering it a random unknown GL who died. But no one could stop DiDio and King and we were lucky that we were able to force DiDio/King to change the ending.

I want to say bullshit, but this sounds like them. Tom King is insanely petty, as is Didio.

Didio has always hated legacy characters. Ever wander why DC does stupid shit with Dick Grayson, Tim Drake? Ever wonder why simple shit gets fucked or Wally got blacked? Dan fucking Didio.

But at this point who cares? Burn it all down. Turn the supermen into queens and burn it all to the ground.

I thumbed through John carpenters joker comic, not the horror masters first foray into comics but it shows he really is multi talented. You see a title like John carpenters joker and think it'll be something akin to his horror work but it doesn't really go there. It has some hints of horror but it's more a straight forward joker story, reminded me of Brian azzerellos joker just less edgelordy.


Also why didn't John carpenter write heroes in crisis and not Tom "can't write batman without Geoff Johns breathing down my neck" king? John handled mental illness and comic villaniy way better than Tom King did.

He's an excellent musician too.
 
Immortal X-Men #8 attempts some massive clean-up of the clusterfuck of fail Mr Sinister fell into after Hickman fucked the character up beyond all repair. Along with explains what the fuck Dr Stasis is:

After the events of the Further Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix mini-series (which established Mr Sinister's origin), Sinister started hulking out and killing people attracting the attention of Mystique (who now is canon Sherlock Holmes) and Destiny. They put him in a madhouse to settle down and he gets murdered by an unknown assailant. Later, Destiny goes into Sinister's lab and finds out that he made four clones with a heart, diamond, spade, and clover symbol on the tubes and that the clones escaped.

So both OG Sinister and Dr Stasis Sinister are clones.

Also, Gillen also attempts to rationalize the plot reveal that Destiny was helping perform Mengela type medical experiments on mutant children by claiming she did it solely to get close to Sinister to spy on him and (by getting closer to him) find out more details via her powers as to what he'll be doing evil in the future. This includes a shout out to the whole "Miss Sinister" storyline in X-Men Legacy/Wolverine Origins.

Also, Gold Goblin #1 furthers the notion of one of the current day Jack O'Lanterns may be OG Jack O'Lantern Jason Macendale. While not officially naming him, once unmasked, he's got a missing eye ala Jason who became a cyborg with a machine eye right before his death.
 
Since newspaper strips count, I'm happy to say that after 50 years, Funky Winkerbean is ending. A comic that started off good, but after Lisa got and later died of cancer, Batiuk got it into his pretty little head that he was a "serious writer" and piled on bummer after bummer upon his characters, never shut up about dead Lisa and cancer, made everything depressing or full of annoying comic geekery, and ended up with a bigger hatedom over a fandom who loved to make cancer jokes.
 
WORD OF WARNING, THIS IS GONNA BE LONG.

I make a point of not saying where I'm from, beyond pointing vaguely towards South America, but I want to sperg out about a local comic and that'll make my location obvious to anyone who knows it or looks into it. Still not gonna say it tho.

Anyway, there's this comic I grew up with, called Mampato by Themo Lobos, and partially by Óskar Vega. It's considered one of the of the greatest pop culture icons of the country, and its greatest comic book ever. That is, if you don't count a more famous, sometimes raunchy comic strip about a man with a bird head (which, incidentally, my grandfather was a friend of the author, and would sell him jokes for the strip), or a highly acclaimed series of European comics, written by a very famous, very deranged, multidisciplinary artist who is only half from here. But I digress.

It's about a kid who befriends an alien, who gives him a time machine in the form of a gizmo on his belt. With it, he visits the past, the future, space, history, and myth, and makes friends with many cool characters, like Ogú the caveman, or Rena the telepath from the future. It was educational and entertaining, and at times, surprisingly serious and epic. They made an animated movie about it but it fucking sucked.

Mampato has a difficult publication history. It ran from the 70's as serialized segments (of about 4 pages per issue) across irregular issues of an educational magazine of the same name, which also included many other serialized comics, some of them original, others adaptations of contemporaneous European comics, some just comic strips, etc. When the magazine ended, a short-lived spiritual successor called Ogú (after a Mampato character) continued the serializations, and after that, another magazine called Pimpín started, but didn't finish, publishing a couple stories (which would remain incomplete and eventually be published as prose with some illustrations).

Anyway, where's the sperging? Well, these magazines were very pulp, so the paper and printing quality wasn't great; not to mention they numbered in the 400s, not every issue had a Mampato segment, their educational aspect meant they had things you were meant to cut out of the magazine for school projects and such, and there wasn't a collector's culture at the time, so finding finding issues in good quality and not mangled is difficult (though some people did collect them; as a child I ended up in possession of a homemade tome, made by a friend of the family, collecting some of the storylines from the pages of the magazine). So the original publication didn't do justice to the Mampato stories.
Then came Cucalón in the 80's and 90's, a magazine that reprinted many comic series from the old magazines, in a bit higher quality, and eventually that magazine would be collected into 5 hardcover tomes. It's just the issues, but contained in a hardcover book; you could heat the glue on the spine and take them out to have them individually if you wanted, but why would you? This tome edition is how I came to read them; but to my shame I have only 4 of the 5, and the last one is unobtainable now.

BUT! Cucalón didn't collect all the existing stories.

Then, in the early 2000s, they started collecting just the Mampato stories on their own. They had several different editions, some with the original coloring, some completely recolored in beautiful watercolors, some hardcover, but they were all pretty good quality in terms of paper and printing. It was good
But they still didn't collect all the stories. Incidentally, I didn't buy any of these tomes at the time, and I greatly regret it. They're just not available anywhere anymore.

Around the 2010's, they did some new editions of these in the form of collections to sell on newspaper stands and such, but the quality was cheaper. I didn't collect those either, though out of curiosity, I've tracked a couple issues down, and yeah, not worth it.

Recently, a really cheap publisher made a deal with a newspaper, and started printing various comics, also for newspaper stands, like The Smurfs. Terrible quality, clearly printed from low res scans, shameful shit.
And of course they did it with Mampato. It's coming out now. It's trash. The quality is unacceptable. Cheap paper, shitty colors, and you can see what was on the other side of the page of the original scanned page. And yes, it's clearly printed from scans; scans that I have, because they were made by fans. I didn't participate in the digital preservation, but I've talked to the people who did. And these cunts just came and printed their scans, didn't even clean them or upscale them, they just went and sold them to people who don't know better.

AND THIS EDITION STILL WON'T INCLUDE ALL THE STORIES. The shame is that some of the stories never collected since the original magazine will be collected in this edition for the first time; and yet it won't include some of the most iconic stories, what the fuck, man. If it was shitty and complete it'd be one thing, if it was shitty and just a retread of what what collected before, that's another. But it's shitty, incomplete, and YET DOES CONTAIN MATERIAL NEVER SEEN SINCE THE MAGAZINE, FUCK!

And you know what's the worst? The insult of it? This is all about the Themo stories. I mentioned Óskar before. Well, there's some drama.
Óskar was the original author of the very first story, but Themo took over, and sometimes they'd work together. Óskar also got to do some stories on his own, for scheduling reasons, but they're considered inferior. And they are, gotta be honest, not bad but not as good as Themo's. And Óskar has a bad reputation, which he deserves, because in that original first story he straight up plagiarized art from Asterix. It's just Uderzo's art, traced into the story.
Despite that, Óskar was still an accomplished artist, and an excellent painter. Chalk it up to tight deadlines and the attitudes of the 70's: "who's gonna notice, and if they notice, what are they gonna do about it?"

Oh, right, the insult.
Themo's stories have been treated the way I said, published well but incomplete at best, absolutely mangled at worst. But (no doubt thanks to great efforts by his son) Óskar's stories got collected last year or so into these 2 beautiful, lovingly crafted hardcover volumes, complete, comprehensive, with excellent paper and print quality, gorgeous colors, even with sections dedicated to showcase other of his art pieces; just fucking luxurious. I bought them the moment I knew they existed.

And Themo gets garbage.

To be fair, and this is what prompted me to write this whole fucking novel, they just put out (and I do mean just, it was days ago as far as I can tell) an almost as high quality tome of some of the best and most iconic of Themo's Mampato stories. A beautiful (if a little old-fashioned) hardcover tome, good quality paper. But the print quality is a little less amazing. It's based on the watercolor version, which is great, but while some pages look perfect, some look a little washed out, others a little more red than they should be, and so on. Not perfect but the best effort these stories have seen in decades.
I can only hope this publishing house (which I believe is associated with Penguin, so there's some expectation of quality there) decides to keep crafting more volumes, hopefully with all the Themo stories this time.

Thank you for reading all this stupid old man bullshit, if you did.

TL;DR: classic comic from my country, has never been fully collected since the original serialized run from the 70's, every attempt has been incomplete, bad quality, incomplete bad quality, or straight up garbage.
But there's a light of hope yet.
 
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