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Remember when you could read a comic and it wasn’t leading into or part of some big event, like sometimes it was just the X-men fighting the interesting villain of the week or uncovering a secret plot. Everything is the world ending or some such or a secret about the main character’s past, it’s never just a simple adventure. Batman is a good example. There is soooo much canonical bullshit twists related to Bruce’s past at this point that I genuinely feel like it’s inconceivable that there was enough time for it all to happen
I would say fan's who became writers are the problem, but now the Big 2 are filled with YA authors, Niggers like Ta-Neshi Coates and Eve Ewing, and fat women. They don't want fun pulp adventures with a colorful cast of characters, they want what is basically daytime television. The artists do the same boring paneling and they have colorists who will butcher the work of any good artist they have. The industry has a low diversity of talent and is gatekept by people who dick suck Warren Ellis, comics need to die in the West before they can open to a wider audience that isn't guys with Batman Shrines.
 
I would say fan's who became writers are the problem, but now the Big 2 are filled with YA authors, Niggers like Ta-Neshi Coates and Eve Ewing, and fat women. They don't want fun pulp adventures with a colorful cast of characters, they want what is basically daytime television. The artists do the same boring paneling and they have colorists who will butcher the work of any good artist they have. The industry has a low diversity of talent and is gatekept by people who dick suck Warren Ellis, comics need to die in the West before they can open to a wider audience that isn't guys with Batman Shrines.
never understood why they just didn't try to make an Imprint for that at DC or Marvel.

nowadays they uh

blame the fans and buyers?
 
never understood why they just didn't try to make an Imprint for that at DC or Marvel.

nowadays they uh

blame the fans and buyers?
That's called Image, Image exists solely for pitches for shitty tv shows. Honestly, I've been reading the mail list on the back of Marvel comics from the first Fantastic Four run and it's odd how a lot of them are fairly real. Like it's kids and young adults basically saying that Stan and Kirby are too mean to the Thing, girls want to give the Thing a gf, boys like the action, people arguing the crossover is contrived, and other shit.

The biggest thing is that Stan didn't actively tell fans to shut the fuck up and like it, at most he told them that writing partially comes from lived experience and that they might not like the arc, but they might like another comic. He called his soapbox column a soapbox so you could ignore it. A few black kids thanked them for not going into the Civil Rights too much because it was something they dealt with every day and just wanted to see the Thing beat the fuck out some monster.
 
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Decided to move this into a more appropriate thread so we're not shitting up an MCU one with Batman talk.

I would say the first 40 years of Batman, pre-Returns is basically a different beast from the current. Most of Batman’s popularity nowadays comes from post-Returns content, and even then a good chunk of Batman’s world could be chalked up to being created outside the comics with shit like TAS having such a major influence on future works.
No, this is completely wrong -- modern Batman essentially begins in 1970. DC realized that the goofy, Adam West-esque Batman was no longer popular and decided to shift focus, with writers Frank Robbins and Dennis O'Neil heading the books and focusing on detective stories and more grounded crime stuff. Some of Robbins' stuff is on the goofy side but pretty much everything O'Neil did is still considered classic Batman stories, with his Ra's al Ghul stories in particular still being referenced in modern books today, and basically creating the Dark Knight Detective that we know today.

Steve Englehart also had a seminal run in the '70s which re-introduced the Joker as a homicidal maniac. Gerry Conway and Doug Moench also had strong runs in this era that introduced characters like Black Mask and re-introduced modern incarnations of other characters, like Deadshot. Decades later Greg Rucka actually did a sort of sequel story to a Two-Face story from this era. Then you have Grant Morrison who did his best to incorporate a little bit of everything from every era, forcing DC to actually publish a TPB called the Black Casebook which re-printed some of the stories he referenced so that readers knew what the fuck was going on in his stories.

This idea that modern Batman is a creation of Frank Miller and maybe Tim Burton is largely an invention of Miller and people who have read like... five Batman stories.

I took this from TAS, here is the direct scene:

For context, Bruce is in love with a woman named Andrea, but believes he will have to give up the cowl to pursue her. This creates conflict as he believes he is not honoring his parents if he is happy.

My point with the post was to highlight this scene as showing Batman is not exactly well. He is a man who thinks that he cannot be happy. I believe this notion that Batman cannot be happy was used recently as a justification for the cop out with him not marrying Catwoman, because she believed a marriage with him would ruin the Bat.

Is this notion stupid, perhaps? It has been used for dumb ass shit, but when the “best piece of Batman media” made it a point, I doubt most writers could get rid of it. My use of it was to show that he is not a happy character or a person you should want to be.
There's a gigantic leap from Batman being unhappy and brooding to him being a lunatic that's nearly as bad as the Joker. Also, that scene is from when he first starts his crusade, isn't fully committed to it, and feels like he isn't having the impact that he should -- which is to say that he's young, unsure of his place in the world, and is in a bad place. I said in my initial post on this subject that Batman is driven and even obsessive, which this all fits to a T.

Is it? I believe this notion has been building since the 80s, which would be about half of Batman’s life span. The Dark Knight Returns has Joker retire until Batman appears again, hinging his antics solely on Batman’s existence. Then The Killing Joke was written to be about Joker trying to show people are one bad day away from him, and attempting to get Batman to “get the joke.” While not definitive, the relationship has been building to be more centered around Bats. Even TAS has Joker speak about how “crime has no punchline” if Batman is not around.

The Dark Knight is really where the notion took off from as we have Joker speaking about how Batman completes him and what-not. This was then followed up in the Arkham games with Asylum being a push to get Batman to go insane, then City straight up comparing the two to the Biblical Cain and Abel. That said, these works are 10 years or older at this point, not exactly modern, and I do feel they are an evolution of works made decades prior when Batman was getting to be more serious and somewhat psychological.
'Very modern' may have been a bit hyperbolic and flippant but for a character that's been around since 1940, yes, I'd say an idea presented in 1986 is relatively new.

Batman is a good person, but there has been an idea that he is not completely right for the longest time. I get your post with the Holiday special, but Dini has written tons of other material or been a part of the project. One of his stories would be Hush, which has Batman say the opposite, and Arkham City makes it very clear that Dini takes pride in the Hush story with his push for Hush to be big in a 3rd game.
As far as I know Paul Dini's only work with Hush was Heart of Hush, which was largely a (pretty much failed) attempt at making Hush into an anti-hero similar to Redhood and had little to do with Batman himself, he had nothing to do with the original Hush story as far as I recall. From what I remember of Arkham City there's a couple of easter eggs related to Hush but that's it. Both Asylum and City are filled with similar easter eggs related to DC characters and doesn't really imply intent towards anything; Asylum had quite a few related to Jack Ryder yet the Creeper never showed up in City.

He was also a large hand in the Arkham series, which has a running theme of Batman being close to his villains, ending with a line drawn to make the distinction. Asylum is Joker wanting nothing more than for Batman to give in to Arkham’s insanity. City has Hugo Strange tell the player they belong in the hell hole, as well as furthering the Joker-Batman thing with the blood-buddies story.
He only worked on Asylum and City and despite the hellish situations Batman's forced into in each he remains fully sane and dedicated to helping everyone he possibly can, including the Joker (had the Joker not broken the vial with the antidote Batman says he would have cured him).

The Trial, which is a famous TAS episode was one of the first to tackle the Batman is not so different story, throwing him in Arkham and having the villains blame him for their creation. Of course the verdict is they are all crazy even without Bats, but again, a good theme in some of Dini’s bigger works is that of questioning Batman and whether or not he is a hero, or sane? The end is always Batman not giving in due to his perseverance and determination, but that insanity angle really adds a deeper conflict to a good chunk of narratives.
The episode ends with Batman saying he'll continue to work towards a city that doesn't need him. Dini very obviously believes he's a hero.
 
We've turned her green, made her a good guy environmentalist (who is also a mass murderer), made her a lesbian and now she's grotesquely obese.

DC's quest to ruin Poison Ivy continues unabated.

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Also, this month's Ms Marvel comic has the Pakistani character becoming an Indian and participating in a large Bollywood dance number.
i know we like to get mad at comics because sjws and shit but this is rather cherry picking. this screenshot is from a story that takes place like, 20 years in the future. I'm sure the fact you left out how they made killer croc fat and seemingly balding is a coincidence, yeh?
 
Started reading the power rangers comics again. I am surprised to see that this Ryan Parrot dude did a better job with the power rangers series than Higgins (that I ended up dropping the series after the first event (god I hate those)

The omega rangers series is really fucking good, the art is so good in that series.
 
Since when did Aunt May start charity work? It was in the new movie and the video game. I'm kinda split on how it meshes well since my picture of Aunt May is that 80 year old grandma, and my experience with mine is that the most charity she can handle is have Zoom meetings from home to give extra education. Definitely not a person to go to a homeless shelter in a big metropolis city.
 
If only you knew how good things really are.

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Since when did Aunt May start charity work? It was in the new movie and the video game. I'm kinda split on how it meshes well since my picture of Aunt May is that 80 year old grandma, and my experience with mine is that the most charity she can handle is have Zoom meetings from home to give extra education. Definitely not a person to go to a homeless shelter in a big metropolis city.
She had an odd period during the '80s of doing activism for the 'Grey Panthers' (i.e. senior citizens) but she was still a super old lady then. I think it was during JMS' run that they started to de-age her and I think it was during the OMD era that she began doing the charity work.
 
Since when did Aunt May start charity work? It was in the new movie and the video game. I'm kinda split on how it meshes well since my picture of Aunt May is that 80 year old grandma, and my experience with mine is that the most charity she can handle is have Zoom meetings from home to give extra education. Definitely not a person to go to a homeless shelter in a big metropolis city.
She's been doing in the comics ever since Brand New Day started in the mid 2000s. It gives her something to do aside from sit at home whining about "OOOO IS PETER GOING TO GET HOME SAFE IN TIME FOR HIS WHEATCAKES?"

They made her a lot more capable in the series since them. She and Doc Ock recently broke in a facility holding the U-Foes so they could make a cure to Peter's high dose radiation poisoning caused by X-Ray.
 
She's been doing in the comics ever since Brand New Day started in the mid 2000s. It gives her something to do aside from sit at home whining about "OOOO IS PETER GOING TO GET HOME SAFE IN TIME FOR HIS WHEATCAKES?"

They made her a lot more capable in the series since them. She and Doc Ock recently broke in a facility holding the U-Foes so they could make a cure to Peter's high dose radiation poisoning caused by X-Ray.
people give brand new day a lot of flack, but mainly its because it was the follow up to one more day and was basically Dan Slott and the editors trying to return spidey to his quote unquote "good ole days"...aka the comics they read as kids in the 70s. You see that with a lot of things from bringing harry Osborn back, to having spidey deal with relationships, to even having Norman Osborn go full green goblin again. it wasn't a bad run but really it didn't get interesting imo till Humberto Ramos took over as artist and we got things like the tech company peter started working for instead of being a job hopper who got blacklisted from journalism thanks to JJJ.
 
I hated the loser manchild characterization of Peter during the OMD/BND era, often writing him like he was an 18 year old again. It was a really shitty contrast to how JMS wrote him and how he was written in the '90s, back before Marvel became obsessed with de-aging him. The idea that Peter was also some sort of ladies man with dozens of relationships is something that only existed in Quesada's addled brain.
 
I hated the loser manchild characterization of Peter during the OMD/BND era, often writing him like he was an 18 year old again. It was a really shitty contrast to how JMS wrote him and how he was written in the '90s, back before Marvel became obsessed with de-aging him. The idea that Peter was also some sort of ladies man with dozens of relationships is something that only existed in Quesada's addled brain.
like i said it eventually got evened out in the ramos era aka "big time" when he began working for a tech company horizon labs and most of the "ladies man/manchild aspects got toned down or even removed. Joey' boys wish fufillment lasted a long time i admit but at least they moved away from it. I still get warm fuzzies when Peter first started working for horizon and aunt may wished him luck we got a flashback to the early days where she told him to stay in school and study hard and not to worry about her and money, folllowed by her claiming "he did it ben!"
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Feels everytime...though the previous issue DID feel like a slap to the face since it hints him and MJ would get back together...only for them to laugh off the idea. I wonder if that scene was ghostwritten by Joey quesadilla.
 
like i said it eventually got evened out in the ramos era aka "big time" when he began working for a tech company horizon labs and most of the "ladies man/manchild aspects got toned down or even removed. Joey' boys wish fufillment lasted a long time i admit but at least they moved away from it. I still get warm fuzzies when Peter first started working for horizon and aunt may wished him luck we got a flashback to the early days where she told him to stay in school and study hard and not to worry about her and money, folllowed by her claiming "he did it ben!"
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Feels everytime...though the previous issue DID feel like a slap to the face since it hints him and MJ would get back together...only for them to laugh off the idea. I wonder if that scene was ghostwritten by Joey quesadilla.

These panels right here are one of my favorite Spidey moments:

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THAT LOOK on GG's face when he realizes that Otto isn't in the driver's seat anymore is pure gold.
 
like i said it eventually got evened out in the ramos era aka "big time" when he began working for a tech company horizon labs and most of the "ladies man/manchild aspects got toned down or even removed. Joey' boys wish fufillment lasted a long time i admit but at least they moved away from it. I still get warm fuzzies when Peter first started working for horizon and aunt may wished him luck we got a flashback to the early days where she told him to stay in school and study hard and not to worry about her and money, folllowed by her claiming "he did it ben!"
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Feels everytime...though the previous issue DID feel like a slap to the face since it hints him and MJ would get back together...only for them to laugh off the idea. I wonder if that scene was ghostwritten by Joey quesadilla.
I always felt like Big Time was just Slott trying to fix holes created by his misunderstanding of the character after all he's the one who wrote Peter as an idiot schlub completely incapable of managing his life. Horizon is basically just a maguffin so Peter can be Spider-man with no consequences all while collecting a fat paycheck to do Science! There's effort in it, just pure wish fulfillment; Max shows up and Peter now has a stable job, enough leeway that he can be Spider-man without it really affecting him plus, his boss loves Spider-man and thinks he helps him so it's peachy on every front. Slott basically turned Spider-man into knockoff Iron Man then decided that a knock off wasn't enough and created Parker Industries.

The most ridiculous part is that he couldn't even keep the stupid job because Spencer ignored it and now with the Beyond stuff Peter is stuck at stage 1 again.
 
I still can't believe the War Games arc from 2004. Like sure let's have Black Mask return after teaming up with Sylvia to rape Selina Kyle's bff Holly, only this time he captures and tortures Stephanie Brown! That'll go over well. Then have Batman call upon Leslie Tompkins only to have her refuse to help Stephanie because she wants to teach Bruce a lesson about how crime doesn't pay and that he is doing more harm than good (?) earning her the banhammer from Bruce, forcing her to leave Gotham City...

I can't even remember what else happened in that arc but why did they have to do that?
And why did they do the horrid Sue Dibny storyline too? The fuck, DC?
 
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