nully @Null please add voice chat to kiwifarms so I can pretend to have a conversation with myself using an alt account until a person tries to insert themselves into it so I can keep interrupting them constantly with "what the hell is that lol" and "what this corny ass wrinkle yapping about bro" before saying "ewww you sound like someones dad *light chuckle* this guys creepy let's get out of here" while agreeing with my alt account and leaving and then following that person into a different voice channel with another alt account and listening to them try to shoehorn diatribes into other conversations about how newfags are ruining kiwifarms and the internet has sucked since 2008 and is ruined forever and will never be good again while making up a fake story about how they owned some zoomertranny on twitter the other day while fake laughing and inserting "Yeah!"s and "Yep!"'s with extra intonation to cover up the silience inbetween story beats as no one responds and moves on barely acknowledging the last five minutes as said person sits in silience while occasionaly stuttering out one or two word responses after being asked several times and then apologizes for being so distant by making up an excuse about house cleaning when profile activity shows that they're still active on the site viewing one of my accounts and someone in the channel brings this up and the person says that he just clicked on another tab accidentally but they don't buy it and end up bullying the person into confirming their excuse by leaving their computer and make fun of them afterwards but they actually just mute themselves and go off site but they actually click the wrong icon and people occasionally complain about hearing videos playing and someone clicking and typing while said person pretends not to hear them or be there while mindlessly clicking through random youtube videos every two minutes pretending to be interested in them while I grope random parts of myself during all of this but not sexually it just feels nice like a massage I guess