Opening this by popular(?) request. And because there are so many happenings and we shouldn't have a lot of threads. Post your news here.
A reminder of the countries that are Latin America: Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Venezuela
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CURRENT SITUATION of main countries:
ARGENTINA
Capital: Buenos Aires
Current President: Alberto Fernández (actually Cristina Kirchner)
Known for: beef, Messi, and crazy horse-faced feminists.
Despite having DieGod Maradona and the Pope in their ranks, they're the most unlucky and stupid-voting country of the bunch. After suffering the Kirchners (L) for almost ten years, they voted for so-called Right Winger Mauricio Macri who couldn't fix the disaster he was left, so they voted for a Kirchner by proxy last year. In conclusion, they're up to more upcoming taxes and economic collapse. Witnesses say many are already lurking around embassies of Spain and Italy. (see Brazil).
The Pluricultural™ Republic of BOLIVIA
Capital: La Paz, sometimes Sucre.
Current President: Jeanine Anez
Known for: coca, cocaine, Evo Morales, losing their sea in a stupid war and blaming Chile for it.
Former president who famously said chicken made you gay tried to get elected once more and Bolivians realised they were scammed after their economy started to collapse because they ran out of other people's money thanks to Socialism. When they protested him, the Left accused them of being agents of the CIA despite many of them were indigenous who felt cheated by Morales and weren't into paying a museum made to honor him and his childhood. Evo escaped first to Mexico in a First Class flight and then landed in Argentina from where he's planning to come back. Their congress named a woman as president and feminists are fuming because she's Catholic.
BRAZIL
Capital: Brasilia
Current President: Jair Bolsonaro.
Known for: Bolsonaro, Neymar's acting skills, Carnaval.
Since Bolsonaro was stabbed, everything has gone great. Their economy is growing because he got rid of unnecessary burocracy and lowered certain taxes. They are now having thousands of new jobs and business created. Then they won the Copa America. And the Libertadores (to Argentina). Brazilians are still salty because Bolso told gays to be gay in private and buy guns if they feel so unsafe. He also said "If you don't want to be shot, don't commit crimes, jerks!". Bolsonaro and Macri planned on taking over Venezuela, but the moron lost his elections so he told Argentinians "don't even plan coming here". He was accused by Macron of burning the Amazon forest but he ended up being right when he said it was activists who did it and laughed at Macron because he's Macron. He then called Greta a brat. Fucking based.
COLOMBIA
Capital: Bogotá
Current president: Ivan Duque
Known for: Cocaine, Escobar, being invaded by Venezuelans.
Colombia suffered decades of commie terrorism through the FARC. The FARC asked for a truce and Colombians voted "no, go fuck yourselves". They said they would join public life in politics and formed their party. Then said "we're tired of this shit" and went back to shooting civilians and planting bombs. The president who negotiated this "peace agreement" wont a Nobel Price.
They have NEVER voted Left.
CHILE
Capital: Santiago
Current President: Sebastián Piñera
Known for: Helicopters, eeeaaarthquaaaaakeeeeessss.
Chile was the one country close to be denominated "First World country" for having the best economy and quality of life in the region until the local commies couldn't stand it. With the pretext of bus fares, they set their cities on fire and made people believe it was in order to improve economy. In fact, thousands of people are unemployed now because hundreds of business were destroyed and their bus main station won't work for the next year because it's been reduced to ashes. Also, their economy has dropped. They also got beaten 3-0 by Peru twice to the point they had to cancel their friendly match because they couldn't take anymore.
ECUADOR
Capital: Quito
Current: Lenin Moreno
Known for: The Equator, Assange.
Their former president was a Chavez' close friend who was planning to rule forever and made the mistake of leaving a replacement for a full period. The replacement is the current president who then ordered to arrest the fucker for being a corrupt moron. A lot of twitter morons cream themselves beleiving he saved Assange's life and protected free press despite he persecuted media who rightfully criticized him. He was behind the recent gas protests in Ecuador because he's planning to comeback.
MEXICO
Capital: Ciudad de México
Current President: Manuel Lopez Obrador (AMLO).
Known for: (Not) Paying for the Wall, Bad Hombres, Oscar winning directors.
Previous president said he wouldn't rise the price of gas, so he did. Mexicans set everything on fire and voted for AMLO, a Socialist puppet who is starting the "Fourth Transformation", whatever that is. Despite he claims to be against Trump, he's terrified of him so to pretend he's brave, he demanded apologizes to Spain twice, only to get BTFO by the King. After he's been in power, Mexico went down. Even after one month Mexico became a mess. Celebrities such as Diego Luna and the other one who looks like him said "wait, we didn't ask for this!" except they fucking did.
PERU
Capital: Lima
Current president: Martin Vizcarra
Known for: Llamas, Paolo Guerrero, jailed presidents.
After a year full with three jailed presidents and one dead, many thought Peru was going on the road to democracy. The new president turned out to be a progressive who's in Soros' payroll. The leftists who have been crying for the past 20 years because Fujimori closed the Congress in the 90s demanded hm to close the congress now because the Fujimori party didn't let anyone work. So he did. He called new elections in January and looks like Fujimori party will win again and the left is only getting 1% of votes. LMAO.
URUGUAY
Capital: Montevideo
Current President: Tavaré Vazques (leaving), Luis Lacalle Pou (soon to be)
Known for: Not being Argentina, Weed, Luis Suarez' mouth.
The only country where their Socialist politics were working fine until they didn't. People believe Uruguayans are all happy with abortion and weed, but most are fed up with it so they voted for the Right.
VENEZUELA
Capital: Caracas
Current Presidents: Nicolas Maduro, Juan Guaidó, and Luis Parra.
Known for: come on.
Seriously, come on.
A reminder of the countries that are Latin America: Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Venezuela
=============================================
CURRENT SITUATION of main countries:
ARGENTINA
Capital: Buenos Aires
Current President: Alberto Fernández (actually Cristina Kirchner)
Known for: beef, Messi, and crazy horse-faced feminists.
Despite having DieGod Maradona and the Pope in their ranks, they're the most unlucky and stupid-voting country of the bunch. After suffering the Kirchners (L) for almost ten years, they voted for so-called Right Winger Mauricio Macri who couldn't fix the disaster he was left, so they voted for a Kirchner by proxy last year. In conclusion, they're up to more upcoming taxes and economic collapse. Witnesses say many are already lurking around embassies of Spain and Italy. (see Brazil).
The Pluricultural™ Republic of BOLIVIA
Capital: La Paz, sometimes Sucre.
Current President: Jeanine Anez
Known for: coca, cocaine, Evo Morales, losing their sea in a stupid war and blaming Chile for it.
Former president who famously said chicken made you gay tried to get elected once more and Bolivians realised they were scammed after their economy started to collapse because they ran out of other people's money thanks to Socialism. When they protested him, the Left accused them of being agents of the CIA despite many of them were indigenous who felt cheated by Morales and weren't into paying a museum made to honor him and his childhood. Evo escaped first to Mexico in a First Class flight and then landed in Argentina from where he's planning to come back. Their congress named a woman as president and feminists are fuming because she's Catholic.
BRAZIL
Capital: Brasilia
Current President: Jair Bolsonaro.
Known for: Bolsonaro, Neymar's acting skills, Carnaval.
Since Bolsonaro was stabbed, everything has gone great. Their economy is growing because he got rid of unnecessary burocracy and lowered certain taxes. They are now having thousands of new jobs and business created. Then they won the Copa America. And the Libertadores (to Argentina). Brazilians are still salty because Bolso told gays to be gay in private and buy guns if they feel so unsafe. He also said "If you don't want to be shot, don't commit crimes, jerks!". Bolsonaro and Macri planned on taking over Venezuela, but the moron lost his elections so he told Argentinians "don't even plan coming here". He was accused by Macron of burning the Amazon forest but he ended up being right when he said it was activists who did it and laughed at Macron because he's Macron. He then called Greta a brat. Fucking based.
COLOMBIA
Capital: Bogotá
Current president: Ivan Duque
Known for: Cocaine, Escobar, being invaded by Venezuelans.
Colombia suffered decades of commie terrorism through the FARC. The FARC asked for a truce and Colombians voted "no, go fuck yourselves". They said they would join public life in politics and formed their party. Then said "we're tired of this shit" and went back to shooting civilians and planting bombs. The president who negotiated this "peace agreement" wont a Nobel Price.
They have NEVER voted Left.
CHILE
Capital: Santiago
Current President: Sebastián Piñera
Known for: Helicopters, eeeaaarthquaaaaakeeeeessss.
Chile was the one country close to be denominated "First World country" for having the best economy and quality of life in the region until the local commies couldn't stand it. With the pretext of bus fares, they set their cities on fire and made people believe it was in order to improve economy. In fact, thousands of people are unemployed now because hundreds of business were destroyed and their bus main station won't work for the next year because it's been reduced to ashes. Also, their economy has dropped. They also got beaten 3-0 by Peru twice to the point they had to cancel their friendly match because they couldn't take anymore.
ECUADOR
Capital: Quito
Current: Lenin Moreno
Known for: The Equator, Assange.
Their former president was a Chavez' close friend who was planning to rule forever and made the mistake of leaving a replacement for a full period. The replacement is the current president who then ordered to arrest the fucker for being a corrupt moron. A lot of twitter morons cream themselves beleiving he saved Assange's life and protected free press despite he persecuted media who rightfully criticized him. He was behind the recent gas protests in Ecuador because he's planning to comeback.
MEXICO
Capital: Ciudad de México
Current President: Manuel Lopez Obrador (AMLO).
Known for: (Not) Paying for the Wall, Bad Hombres, Oscar winning directors.
Previous president said he wouldn't rise the price of gas, so he did. Mexicans set everything on fire and voted for AMLO, a Socialist puppet who is starting the "Fourth Transformation", whatever that is. Despite he claims to be against Trump, he's terrified of him so to pretend he's brave, he demanded apologizes to Spain twice, only to get BTFO by the King. After he's been in power, Mexico went down. Even after one month Mexico became a mess. Celebrities such as Diego Luna and the other one who looks like him said "wait, we didn't ask for this!" except they fucking did.
PERU
Capital: Lima
Current president: Martin Vizcarra
Known for: Llamas, Paolo Guerrero, jailed presidents.
After a year full with three jailed presidents and one dead, many thought Peru was going on the road to democracy. The new president turned out to be a progressive who's in Soros' payroll. The leftists who have been crying for the past 20 years because Fujimori closed the Congress in the 90s demanded hm to close the congress now because the Fujimori party didn't let anyone work. So he did. He called new elections in January and looks like Fujimori party will win again and the left is only getting 1% of votes. LMAO.
URUGUAY
Capital: Montevideo
Current President: Tavaré Vazques (leaving), Luis Lacalle Pou (soon to be)
Known for: Not being Argentina, Weed, Luis Suarez' mouth.
The only country where their Socialist politics were working fine until they didn't. People believe Uruguayans are all happy with abortion and weed, but most are fed up with it so they voted for the Right.
VENEZUELA
Capital: Caracas
Current Presidents: Nicolas Maduro, Juan Guaidó, and Luis Parra.
Known for: come on.
Seriously, come on.
