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The first model of the PS3 is the best system they made in my eyes. Even with the launch price the complete backwards compatibility with all previous PS systems is the kind of thing that you just don't see from sony anymore.

It also had a bunch of cool weeb autism games that I used to be super jelly over not having.
The problem with the PS3 is that it was a giant piece of shit technically.

It overheated like crazy and the fan sounded like a jet engine on anything more complex than very simple pixel based games.

People who worked with the PS3 devkit have also said it's a convoluted nightmare on par with the Dreamcast.
 
I don't think it's a joke at this point - I legitimately think they lost the source code for Bloodborne at some point.

It's that easy of a slam dunk, borderline guaranteed money printer, but they haven't broken the glass and brought it to a whole new audience? Either there's a legal clusterfuck surrounding that game, or they've lost the actual code.

It is not going to matter either way, Bloodborne has been playable on PC via ShadPS4 for months now, currently there are a lot of performance and visual enhancement mods available for it and the setup is easy enough not to dissuade anyone who is already comfortable with emulation.

We know for certain that if Sony were to officially port the game to PC it'll bloat the game's code with their antipiracy software, anti-cheat, PSN accounts requirements and always online verification. Sony fucked over the PC port of Marvel Tokon because of how many aggressively invasive layers of shit software are running in the background.

Any PC player that really wanted to play Bloodborne has already done so and in far better optimal conditions than anything Sony would offer.
 
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Zone of the Enders 1 takes all the worst aspects of Evangelion's writing and ramps them up to 11, second game is actually fun though.
Kojima did not create Zone of the Enders, though. He just produced it. His 'guys' (namely Yoji Shinkawa on art and Shuyo Murata on script) worked on it and somebody else directed it

Good or bad, you can't lay ZOE at Kojima's feet
didn't he whine for years that he was tired of making MGS games
Yes and he probably still is, but he's smart enough to know those are what pay the bills
 
Kojima did not create Zone of the Enders, though. He just produced it. His 'guys' (namely Yoji Shinkawa on art and Shuyo Murata on script) worked on it and somebody else directed it
Good or bad, you can't lay ZOE at Kojima's feet
ZOE has far too much action and not enough bare feet for kojima's liking.
Kojima signing with XBOX is Soyny’s 9/11.
you underestimate snoygger retardation, if they managed to suck up fucking no man's sky to a point of them saying "it's good now!!" on a fucking nothing ever matters on space simulator, you can bet they will turn against kojima for daring to go to xbox.
 
Kelly Hu being the lone bright spot of the otherwise bad Wolverine game
Kelly Hu is a great part of a lot of games.
And they said Nostradamus died.
Just buy X-Men Origins: Wolverine Uncaged Edition for your fix. That’s more worth its money than Marvel’s Wolverine.
Nigger, that shit is abandonware. Just get it for free. Here's a direct link for PC version.

Tho it does lack the The Weapon X Arena DLC which had the Custom Combat Arena, Ladder Challenge, & Environmental Simulator modes which were never released on PC.

Also, you may need some patches, so go to PC Gaming Wiki for that.
Attractive black women have been done before but the same types who want them to be butt ugly sperged out claming Sheva was cultural appropriation or she was "too white" despite being modelled after a native African woman

Its really only for miserable white leftists to feel morally superior. Actual minorities rarely ever like the woke shit and see it as pandering and insulting. The devs just want everyone to be miserable and ugly as them
The funniest thing is, Karen Dyer, her VA (not face model)
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Literally cosplayed her in all her outfits.
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Each of these have their own entire sets, dating back to 2016.

I love Sheva so much it's unreal.
Yeah you used to get iconic black characters like Sergeant Johnson or James Heller from Prototype 2 but at best black men are a fetish to them or emasculated and tamed like Miles Morales

Sheva was strong and capable. They say they want that but what they really want is control

The white liberal devs will make minorities suffer as well and keep them around as a pet to stroke their own ego and feel morally superior, which is objectively dehumanizing

I know a black female gamer, her favorite game is Postal 2 and that game is not politically correct

Nah she is taken

I also know a Hispanic Lesbian obsessed with Ada Wong that regularly says Nigger

Like does Snoy realize what minorities actually want and that a lot of them don't like being pandered to and aren't stupid? Snoy might get the self righteous white liberal but end up losing everyone else globally. The Chinese mass review bombed Slay the Spire 2 for hiring Anita Sarkeesian

Hispanics infamously love Dragonball for whatever reason and that is hypermasculine as fuck
One of my chiggas once had a tard-war with me when I said Wei Shen is the coolest Asian dude in Western gaming. The reason behind the war was because he belived Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior is "objectively better bro".

I met him through my closest homiettes, a Black woman (his now wife, who I met through my Korean homie), who met both the dudes through Dragon Ball cosplay at comic-con.

So yes, the Commiefornians sincerely have no idea what the lessers minorities actually want.
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Hundreds of millions of dollars and they couldn't be bothered to make failure QTEs
Unironically, children's educational games have more stakes in it's gameplay.
 
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The problem with the PS3 is that it was a giant piece of shit technically.

It overheated like crazy and the fan sounded like a jet engine on anything more complex than very simple pixel based games.

People who worked with the PS3 devkit have also said it's a convoluted nightmare on par with the Dreamcast.
PS3 was designed to be intentionally obtuse to work with because in Sony's arrogance, they were hoping to make porting to and from the PS3 so difficult and expensive that studios would just release things as PS3 exclusive by default. Then the 360 came out a year earlier than anticipated, so they rushed the PS3 to market so that microsoft didn't get 2 years as the only hd console on the market. In practice, despite the PS3 on paper being more powerful than the 360, it was such a nightmare to work with that PS3 versions of games ended up being notoriously worse in both performance and graphics, so until microsoft retardedly went all-in on kinect and sony started paying off journos to shill cinematic slop late into the gen, it was a more expensive yet functionally weaker console that got less and worse games. An expensive console that sony was still taking MASSIVE losses on every sale, and even more losses when you consider that sony expected to sell a $3-4k sony hd tv with every system. Instead, they helped samsung sell a LOT of $1200 hd tvs.
 
I wonder how DreamcastGuy will defend this. The guy who says "xpox ded" 24/7 and shills hard for Snoy.
Same shit he’s always said.

I am perplexed by people who defend any sort of console these days. I could understand 10-15 years ago, consoles were a preferable decision if you wanted to game on a budget and not really fuck around with a computer. Even retards could understand that.

These days you can pick up a secondhand PC off Facebook Marketplace that’s within the range of a new console. It will perform better than any next gen console with no software restriction and a completely open market to range prices on games. You don't even require a dedicated monitor, you can plug that bitch right into your TV at home. There is no benefit to ever buying a console barring perhaps a Steam Machine if you don’t wanna fuck around with a 30 pound box.
 
I wonder how much longer theyre going to keep Marathon up. This game wont even last a year with the player counts getting lower and lower.
 
You mean Nintendo. The second the Switch started lapping the PS in sales, the Sony Bronies started this “Nintendo isn’t a competitor” nonsense. Its sad. Sit in your Sony cuck chair and take your licks
It’s not even the first time. The Wii raping the PS3 early on is what made them start saying Nintendo didn’t count (kinda fair given how different those two systems were, but they were still competitors), then it suddenly stopped with the Wii U, then conveniently started again with the Switch. Also, console wars are childish and outdated when Sony is losing but very serious business when Sony is winning.
 
It’s not even the first time. The Wii raping the PS3 early on is what made them start saying Nintendo didn’t count (kinda fair given how different those two systems were, but they were still competitors), then it suddenly stopped with the Wii U, then conveniently started again with the Switch. Also, console wars are childish and outdated when Sony is losing but very serious business when Sony is winning.
They started up again for a couple short months when they were legitimately claiming that you were a "nintendo bootlicker" if you didn't think 750k was a reasonable prediction for lifetime sales globally of the switch 2, but died down pretty quickly after for anyone who isn't a youtube ai grifter enthusiast. Wonder why?
 
I still remember the /v/aggots telling you that Fat Princess was a system seller and Little Big Planet was the best game of its generation.
 
You mean Nintendo. The second the Switch started lapping the PS in sales, the Sony Bronies started this “Nintendo isn’t a competitor” nonsense. Its sad. Sit in your Sony cuck chair and take your licks
I'm going to play devil's advocate and say the "Nintendo doesn't count" people have a point. Nintendo stopped competing with Sony and Microsoft in terms of hardware Post-Gamecube and now occupy their own little space in the gaming market. Genuinely smart decision considering they're the only one not going through the console century of humiliation.

This is also the reason why Sony grew greedy and incompetent. Xbox fucking up the later half of the 360's life and Xbox One and Nintendo pulling out of the console wars meant they had little to no competition. Now they're trying to squeeze as much money as possible from their dwindling userbase.
 
Sonyggers are starting to cope that sony cut Kojima cause of his budget costs and inflation. While probably true, it's still a cope as sony spent nearly half a billion on concord, a game that has had 0 positive reception since trailer 1. 250 million on marathon and will probably spend half a billion on intergalactic. Doesnt help that wolverine is looking to be a flop to. Sonys first returning exclusive and its a game so bland and hand holdy that even the most extreme casuals dont wanna play it.
 
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