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we DID get Blue Velvet out of it though. Silver lining in every cloud
I wish Kojima was more like David Lynch like he portrays himself, but really he's just another Michael Bay.

Anyways, I'm having fun watching reddit think about killing themselves over Wolverine not being a critical darling after months of trying to defend it as the next goat.
 
Its called a Brown sugar chuddie

TBF, Its always been controversial to sexualize black women and the Rolling Stones pissed off a fuckload of people when they did it back in the 70s

Making them bald and butt ugly is dehumanizing in a different way though for the supposedly sociologically away benevolent savior caste of white liberal
Yeah like congenital antisocial tendencies aside I have no issue with melanin

Just get the shadow people back below the earth’s mantle, please
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Is it safe to say that Sony has never fully recovered from their press conference at E3 2006?
The PS3 was such a fucking shitshow. It's the only console I know where you need a fucking chart to figure out which machine version is the one that suits your needs. Before that it was, what.... the Sega Genesis with it's 3 different models? Not even the 3DS and it's "new" equivalents matched the PS3 Clone Wars.
 
For real? I know the fuckery about 2’s development but aside from Kojima wanting to replace Hayter for 3 was there other shit that went down?
Besides putting the main storyline on hold for nearly a decade to do a flashback story, it's been said that Kojima REALLY REALLY REALLY disliked fans in the west that disliked the made by committee to appeal to lowest common denominator female fans character Raiden. So to punish the western fans, Kojima essentially decided that Snake's face and body would now be used exclusively for young Big Boss. Which is why Snake was a gray haired old man with a mustache in MGS4 and why Konami has to overrule and tard wrangle to the extreme Kojima during the lead up to the game's release. Kojima wanted to explicitly go full mystery box the fans ala MGS2 and pull a bait and switch, making them think they were getting a new game with Snake as the lead character but not knowing until the day the game hit shelves and people bought it, that it wasn't a continuation of MGS2's plots but a flashback story and you play as Big Boss not Snake. To the point that the first round of screen shots sent to game magazines were vague as fuck and didn't state the lead character was Big Boss.

Konami put a stop to this ASAP and went public with the plot and identity of the main character, then demanded Snake be the lead in MGS4 as a non negotiable "you will do this or be fired" edict from high, which led to Kojima making him old as fuck as a fuck you.
 
Besides putting the main storyline on hold for nearly a decade to do a flashback story, it's been said that Kojima REALLY REALLY REALLY disliked fans in the west that disliked the made by committee to appeal to lowest common denominator female fans character Raiden. So to punish the western fans, Kojima essentially decided that Snake's face and body would now be used exclusively for young Big Boss. Which is why Snake was a gray haired old man with a mustache in MGS4 and why Konami has to overrule and tard wrangle to the extreme Kojima during the lead up to the game's release. Kojima wanted to explicitly go full mystery box the fans ala MGS2 and pull a bait and switch, making them think they were getting a new game with Snake as the lead character but not knowing until the day the game hit shelves and people bought it, that it wasn't a continuation of MGS2's plots but a flashback story and you play as Big Boss not Snake. To the point that the first round of screen shots sent to game magazines were vague as fuck and didn't state the lead character was Big Boss.

Konami put a stop to this ASAP and went public with the plot and identity of the main character, then demanded Snake be the lead in MGS4 as a non negotiable "you will do this or be fired" edict from high, which led to Kojima making him old as fuck as a fuck you.
Well, all that certainly gives further context to why Konami were finished with him after he insisted on going Secret Agent PT Barnum with GZ and full Boyhood with PP. Managing an autist with more power than sense and twice as much money sounds like a nightmare, double when in a culture like Japan’s. Kojipro should’ve happened after 3, maybe; everything after that to me felt like compromises that no one was happy with.
 
Kojima has been a bitter prick even since he was ordered to make a sequel to MGS1, which is clearly meant to be the total end of the series

So because he was made about that, he decided to try and switch the protagonist so that Snake could be put away. In theory: this is fine, but the execution was SHIT and was also done a big fuck you to the fans (mostly intentionally).

Ever since Raiden was rejected as the dumb character the he was, Kojima checked out and used video games as a way to do what he REALLY wants to be: a Hollywood movie director.

He is not Michael Bay, he is Rian Johnson: a total hack who believes subverting expectations is a big fucking deal. Oh, and finding cheap excuses to cast hot girls in his games cause he's autistic.


Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance didn't just have better gameplay than the entire series, it had a great story, memorable characters, and Raiden was fucking GREAT. Kojima is a HACK who got shown up at his own game. FUCK HIM, WHERES REVENGEANCE 2 DAMN IT
 
Accidentally based on Sony's part. Why wouldn't you make the default 'confirm' button the one closest to the player?

Fucking nips.
I know I'm a few pages late to this, but fuck, this is a dumb take. Hell, I agree, I think that playstation controllers are absolute shit and their layout is based around imbecilic spite and refusal to improve because that would mean admitting to any form of fault. But when you've got a whole country of people that buys an absolute shit ton of video games and happens to prefer this layout, why the fuck would you force them to use a different layout that completely goes against deep-seated cultural instincts. Again, for another one, this would be like mandating that traffic lights in the US switch it so that red means go "because red is the color of going fast" in india or china or somewhere. They've made devs swap the button functionality between X and O in the english and european releases of plenty of games since the ps1, what exactly does it accomplish to mandate them to change it even in japanese releases?
 
Sony just gave the 10th generation to Xbox. Holy fuck are they absolutely trying to kill their gaming division. It's like a reverse of the 2013 console war between ps4 and Xbox One
 
I don’t get it. 77 isn’t a bad score. If that’s the lowest Insomniac has received lately, then they’re not that bad. Unless Sony is mandating a minimum score like Obsidian did for Fallout: New Vegas. That scored a 79 I think.
Think of it this way; that immensely shitty Insomniac Spidrman sequel game got a 91 now if Wolverine is not even good enough for them to shill for it than a 77 is dismal.
 
The more I think about it, the more I have to ask just how much of this fucking company is Sony Music holding up like fucking Atlas…

PlayStations a fucking bottomless money pit at this point, Sony Pictures makes mostly forgettable slop to the point we gaslit them into rereleasing Morbius, they’re spinning off other divisions to be their own things…

I know this company is retarded, but if Sony collapses by the end of the decade due to compounding retardation I’m laughing hysterically.
 
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