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Where Seeds Fall is another in the "father-daughter bonding" genre, like Pragmata and Last of Us. Can't think of any others at the moment, but they're out there.
 
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EfficientSchizophrenic said:
Am I getting old or are all these games looking the same?
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What? No, of course not. That’s crazy.
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You’re crazy.
 
EfficientSchizophrenic said:
Am I getting old or are all these games looking the same?
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You're definitely getting older, we all are but Unreal Engine 5 has some really weird graphical quirks like the green fart haze and everything looking really really shiny that makes all games using it look very similar.
 
The Doom Slayer said:
Naughty Dog's game still being MIA is hilarious, I wonder how much money Sony has blown on it.
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A lot, like a lot a lot. Rumor has it they still haven't finished the mocap and blew past 200m a while ago.

That's insane for a completely new IP that most people seemed to have already decided to dislike and not buy.
 
SEPTEMBER 2026 STATE OF PLAY QRD
  • Resident Evil (movie trailer) - Looks like dumb fun, but isn't a fucking game.
  • Wolverine - Still no gameplay despite releasing in 2 weeks.
  • Ghost of Yotei Complete Edition - DLC for game everyone already forgot about.
  • Monster Hunter Wilds: Ascendance - If you like MH you might care.
  • Gender-ambiguous goblin
  • Metro 2039 - "Proudly made in Ukraine."
  • Maneater 2 - Made by a chud, so looks fun.
  • Crimson Desert - DLC/Expansion? Might be good, might be chinkslop.
  • A Lego PS1 console - I thought the dude had Down's, but he's just French.
  • Final Fantasy Resonance - FF1 2.5D pixel remake, now with Sephiroth for some reason.
  • Gundam Rogue Orbit - Combat looks fun.
  • Gender-ambiguous goblin returns
  • Indieslop Trio - Hunter's Moon, Uncanyon, Keeper
  • Rev Noir - Real-time JRPG in an animu wrapper.
  • Rhapsody in Scarlet - Forspoken with a cute Jap instead of a shovel-faced halfcast.
  • Ham planet takes over from goblin
  • Mycopunk - Borderlands but Borderlands
  • PS+ Classics Additions:
    • Megaman X - Command Mission
    • Dino Crisis 2 (FUCK YES)
    • Ratchet & Clank
  • Saros - Free add-on content, including Game Journalist Mode that removes all challenge.
  • Gran Turismo 7 - Free add-on content, tracks and cars.
  • Until Dawn 2 - I have no idea if any of these interactive movies are good.
  • Rematch Blue Lock - Anime soccer game? Or it's a crossover for something else? I have no fucking idea.
  • Gender-ambiguous Chinaman appears
  • Where The Seeds Fall - Getting Over It in reverse. Also Ico.
  • 2 Chinamen discuss Gundam Rogue Orbit. "KUH-STOH-MAIZU!!!"
  • WPCA - "What if Black Myth Wukong happened in The Backrooms?"
  • Stupid Never Dies - Looks like it'll either be fun or play like absolute shit.
  • Slash Zero - Goonerbait sidescroller with Soulslike bosses.
  • Namco DLC - Sword Art Online and Digimon Story Time Stranger. Nobody cares.
  • Conq: Crown of No Quarter - The Black Flag sequel Ubisoft refuses to make?
  • 2 Chinamen discuss Rhapsody in Scarlet. "TOH-RAY-LAH!"
  • More Rev Noir gameplay.
  • Daba: Land of Water Scar - If this isn't the Wukong guys they've been copying their homework.
  • Interview with the Jap voice actor of some Ghost of Yotei character. FOR TEN MINUTES.
  • THE END
Well that was an hour I'll never get back. Some of the Jap showcase looked decent but overall nothing really stands out as a must-buy. Maybe the Gundam game and that Backrooms thing. Final Grade: D-
 
Oliver Onions said:
Digimon Story Time Stranger. Nobody cares.
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As the resident Digimon shill, I'm reasonably excited.

Time Stranger was a decent game, if somewhat easy to break due to the Passive Skills system. I'll take more of it.

Also did I hear Keith David in that trailer, or am I just going crazy?
 
The Early 2000s said:
The PS+ Classics thing - they have the classics on rotation? You have to wait until Sony feels like making it available for you to play it?
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They're not on rotation, once they're added they're there for good, but yes Sony is drip-feeding them the same way Nintendo does with their old shit on Switch. I've been waiting years for Alundra to arrive despite having bought it off the Vita store a decade ago.

I'm confused why they're adding R&C when you can already play it in HD as part of the PS3 trilogy collection through PS+.
 
Oliver Onions said:
They're not on rotation, once they're added they're there for good, but yes Sony is drip-feeding them the same way Nintendo does with their old shit on Switch. I've been waiting years for Alundra to arrive despite having bought it off the Vita store a decade ago.
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So fucking retarded. I can't imagine the games take up that much space on the cloud. Just another way to nickel and dime sonyfags, unreal. A PC is more of a playstation than the PS5 is.

Oliver Onions said:
I'm confused why they're adding R&C when you can already play it in HD as part of the PS3 trilogy collection through PS+.
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PS3 ports suck ass and have a host of issues, PS2 versions are the ideal way to play. Also playstation has no games so they're desperate for content.
 
The Early 2000s said:
So fucking retarded. I can't imagine the games take up that much space on the cloud. Just another way to nickel and dime sonyfags, unreal. A PC is more of a playstation than the PS5 is.
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Well traditional PS2 disc images are effectively DVDs (or CDs for early PS2 games and shovelware), so at most 700MBs, or 4.7/8.5GBs per game disc without compression (i.e zip files, conversion to CHD) or trimming garbage/duplicate data, so it can take up a lot of space if you're a lazy fuck and don't compress (though even with compression the total size of the entire playstation 2 library comes to the ballpark of 17TBs IIRC)
 
Oliver Onions said:
They're not on rotation, once they're added they're there for good, but yes Sony is drip-feeding them the same way Nintendo does with their old shit on Switch. I've been waiting years for Alundra to arrive despite having bought it off the Vita store a decade ago.

I'm confused why they're adding R&C when you can already play it in HD as part of the PS3 trilogy collection through PS+.
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It should be noted that the classics catalog is exclusive to the $160 a year plan.
 
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